Signal Jams Takeover: All the fuckery you can tolerate in a single podcast.

WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:07.790 It was she the one that gave it to you? I'm sure she did. 2 00:00:07.830 --> 00:00:12.310 Actually, that's the kind of gift a grandparent gives a grandchild because little 3 00:00:12.429 --> 00:00:17.710 away fucking drive their goddamn yeah, offspring crazy. Yeah, exactly, like 4 00:00:18.109 --> 00:00:23.820 hey, let's fucking torture him. And I think my because it was my 5 00:00:23.899 --> 00:00:27.620 dad's mom, and I think she gave it to me to piss off my 6 00:00:27.780 --> 00:00:31.019 mom. So it's my but the mother in law thing, it're like, 7 00:00:31.140 --> 00:00:36.289 oh well, I like its her mom still alive? I know she died 8 00:00:36.329 --> 00:00:40.409 back in the day, like in the S. okay, so it's similar 9 00:00:40.450 --> 00:00:45.009 to mine. I mean my grandma died, I think, late s yeah, 10 00:00:45.130 --> 00:00:48.689 so you knew her. You just you were super go oh dude, 11 00:00:48.770 --> 00:00:51.640 I gotta share some with you. It's kind of gross, but it's funny 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:57.560 at the same time. I was taking shit today and I had a Mr 13 00:00:57.719 --> 00:01:00.560 Hanky moment, meaning that this Turd just did not want to get flushed. 14 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:06.150 It got it got caught, like you know where the the the fucking hole 15 00:01:06.430 --> 00:01:10.790 where the water goes down. Yeah, it's just it's like almost arms fucking 16 00:01:10.989 --> 00:01:15.269 slut it out, is going it on like no, so it took was 17 00:01:15.870 --> 00:01:19.019 looking at exactly and I was looking at it, I'm all, Oh my 18 00:01:19.099 --> 00:01:23.540 God, this is like a Mr Hanky moment. Just won't let go. 19 00:01:23.739 --> 00:01:26.540 That bastard wants to come back and he had something else he had to say. 20 00:01:26.540 --> 00:01:30.780 He wanted to fuck can jump around and make little dot messes all over 21 00:01:30.859 --> 00:01:34.810 the place. Yeah, so I thought that was funny. And then after 22 00:01:34.930 --> 00:01:38.250 that, the other thing that's been in my head is, after seeing coming 23 00:01:38.290 --> 00:01:44.290 to America dude all around the house, I go Zamon. Nah. Yeah, 24 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:51.359 that was good. I watched three things last night and I was confused 25 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:56.599 by all of them. Like it's I don't Randomly Watch TV anymore. So 26 00:01:56.760 --> 00:02:00.000 much more efficient at getting shit taken care of with the TV watching right. 27 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:01.349 So I planned it, if I know what APPS I have, and I 28 00:02:01.390 --> 00:02:04.469 got it. I got the Internet, so I can plan things out. 29 00:02:04.870 --> 00:02:07.709 He's playing your TV watching now. I love it. Yeah, I don't 30 00:02:07.709 --> 00:02:08.909 like I don't want to sit there and drone on, because I think of 31 00:02:09.030 --> 00:02:13.629 TV like a buffet and you don't really want to sit in front of the 32 00:02:13.710 --> 00:02:17.379 fucking buffet and just keep forcing yourself to eat whatever fucks. He's some more 33 00:02:17.539 --> 00:02:21.219 rat analogy. He needs more. So I'm like no, I'm going to 34 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:23.460 pick, it better be good. If it's not good, I'm going to 35 00:02:23.539 --> 00:02:28.900 send it back. So I picked the season finale of Jand Division. I've 36 00:02:28.939 --> 00:02:35.729 been catching up with that. It's pretty interesting coming to America and such. 37 00:02:35.770 --> 00:02:38.689 Right that first episode of one division and I'm like what the fuck is this? 38 00:02:38.969 --> 00:02:43.009 And it just suck. It's all crappy enough it. Don't hate it. 39 00:02:43.090 --> 00:02:46.439 I hated it. I was like what the fuck is everyone talking about? 40 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:52.039 And again classic Oh we'll finally get good. On the third episode kind 41 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:53.919 of thing. I'm like, Oh, now it's good, and then by 42 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:58.949 the fifth I'm like, Oh yeahs fucking Birdie, goddamn clever. Well, 43 00:02:59.110 --> 00:03:04.030 it didn't. I mean that first episode to me was such a bad way 44 00:03:04.150 --> 00:03:07.389 of introducing the show because it you couldn't tell what it wanted to be. 45 00:03:07.629 --> 00:03:10.110 A comedy, an action, a horror of Ye, mean you had to 46 00:03:10.229 --> 00:03:14.259 have been a fan, I think, to get through that, and I'm 47 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:17.099 not really necessarily. I like movies and I like iron man and all shit 48 00:03:17.180 --> 00:03:21.539 as good as anything else, but with that black and white thing. So 49 00:03:21.979 --> 00:03:24.139 okay, I give it props. Originality, though, I guess so in 50 00:03:24.300 --> 00:03:29.689 hindsight. They explained all of that and it started to make pretty clear sense 51 00:03:29.729 --> 00:03:35.370 by the third episode anyway. But long and short of it, so the 52 00:03:35.449 --> 00:03:39.930 vision, that Superhero Vision, was killed and Wanda was basically filling the memories 53 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:49.080 of a New Vision clone effectively and in doing so she couldn't figure out how 54 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:52.759 to do it. But Wanda, as a child, was raised on television, 55 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:55.830 so she created a she took over a whole town and brainwashed everybody in 56 00:03:55.870 --> 00:04:00.669 the town to thinking that they were all in Sitcom's. So the first episode, 57 00:04:00.789 --> 00:04:02.909 one was in the black and white days, kind of a copy of 58 00:04:02.949 --> 00:04:09.909 Mary Tyler Moore. Episode two moves into like the Mary Tyler Moore kind of 59 00:04:10.099 --> 00:04:14.060 s and then episode three you're moving to the S, kind of a Malcolm 60 00:04:14.139 --> 00:04:18.180 in the middle. So each episode progresses forward in time and then when you 61 00:04:18.259 --> 00:04:21.579 start noticing that's like, Oh, this is fucking clever. And then they're 62 00:04:21.579 --> 00:04:26.610 able to weave the entire story in and honestly, they explained it pretty fucking 63 00:04:26.649 --> 00:04:28.610 well. At the end. I'm like, okay, good job, because 64 00:04:28.610 --> 00:04:33.850 that was a convoluted fucking storyline in the beginning. Yeah, that again, 65 00:04:33.930 --> 00:04:39.480 that one episode in grammys. I didn't I didn't proceed. Not Bad, 66 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:45.680 but except for the finale, like episode eight. I'm like really, eat, 67 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:47.519 it makes no sense at all to me anymore. It's made sense. 68 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.399 They explained it well, but now you know when they try to tie up 69 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:56.230 the loose ends and then create the beginning of the next story so that you 70 00:04:56.310 --> 00:05:00.350 wait for the next movie in the franchise. That's where they lost me. 71 00:05:00.430 --> 00:05:02.709 I'm like, I had I don't understand what happened. which saying? You're 72 00:05:02.750 --> 00:05:08.139 saying this was the finale episode that they yeah, of one division. I 73 00:05:08.939 --> 00:05:13.540 don't get the last twenty minutes. I'm like what it's, dude? It's 74 00:05:13.620 --> 00:05:18.660 that whole Disney marvel thing of just hey, you know, everything we're going 75 00:05:18.740 --> 00:05:21.370 to do is going to be a movie. Now, what part of the 76 00:05:21.490 --> 00:05:28.050 universe? Yeah, it's like, all right, I guess if you kiddies 77 00:05:28.170 --> 00:05:32.769 like it, so be it. It's not not made for us. What 78 00:05:32.930 --> 00:05:36.560 else was okay? And then, Oh, dude, I can give you 79 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:41.399 a an interesting oh wait, let me finish that thought. Coming to America 80 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:44.199 didn't make the last twenty minutes didn't make much sense either. I'm like, 81 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.079 I was having fun. I like what they're trying to make sense of this 82 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.110 story and all of a sudden it doesn't make sense. And then I'm like, 83 00:05:49.709 --> 00:05:53.310 am I high? Did I have a hard week? I don't think 84 00:05:53.310 --> 00:05:55.870 I had a hard week. And I'm like, how come everything was confusing 85 00:05:55.949 --> 00:06:00.029 today? The wand division ending was confusing. That last ending of coming to 86 00:06:00.149 --> 00:06:04.500 America confuse me now. The way coming to America was the beginning was the 87 00:06:04.699 --> 00:06:10.980 funniest and it just slowly just tapered off and then when it got into that 88 00:06:11.019 --> 00:06:16.860 area, I think where it was, the sun was hooking up with the 89 00:06:16.939 --> 00:06:21.089 check and see how I can never remember this. The the characters, way 90 00:06:21.209 --> 00:06:25.250 too many characters for me too. I'm like, how many fucking subplots do 91 00:06:25.329 --> 00:06:29.129 we got going on here? Few people, right and and you can tell 92 00:06:29.370 --> 00:06:38.560 that it was fun. I just spent disbelief in order to make it through 93 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:42.560 all the way and just kind of go, where are they going with this 94 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:46.040 weirdness? Right, right, yeah, you realize you're ninety minutes and it's 95 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:48.230 like, oh, we haven't really done much, but it was nostalgic. 96 00:06:48.269 --> 00:06:51.310 I'm like, okay, I like the NOSTYLGIA. I like the setups for 97 00:06:51.389 --> 00:06:56.350 each of the cheesy jokes. I'm a fan of cheesy jokes done well by 98 00:06:56.470 --> 00:07:00.350 Eddie Murphy and company. That was fucking cool and I thought every time Wesley 99 00:07:00.459 --> 00:07:04.579 Snipes entered the picture, I'm just like this guy steals the scenes, fucking 100 00:07:04.620 --> 00:07:09.019 little dance moves when he comes in. He's kind of Flamy and he's and 101 00:07:09.180 --> 00:07:13.939 he's head of a country called next Doria. Yeah, that was really clever. 102 00:07:14.139 --> 00:07:16.370 Nice Dorian about, because that could be anywhere too. And he plays 103 00:07:16.370 --> 00:07:23.050 awesome like Central American fucking warlord, like, oh, that's a perfect role 104 00:07:23.129 --> 00:07:27.050 for him. But he was like a queen. Yeah, like that. 105 00:07:27.569 --> 00:07:32.000 What happened in prison? Wesley really the Goddamn Dude. The Black Women in 106 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:38.360 that movie or just gorgeous. Fuck all all the daughters. fucking I was 107 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:42.920 just like God damn, yeah, all of them will see the thing we 108 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:47.470 watched, even even the original Queen, you know. Oh yeah, no, 109 00:07:47.589 --> 00:07:49.990 I always thought she was hot. It's I forgot her name. She 110 00:07:50.069 --> 00:07:54.110 was in a bunch of movies back in the day. Well, chick, 111 00:07:54.189 --> 00:07:58.350 check this out. When I revisited the first coming to America last week, 112 00:07:58.699 --> 00:08:01.019 I was just like, Oh God, this is still s it's like I 113 00:08:01.180 --> 00:08:05.899 do not like the s movies that have that s feel to them. It's 114 00:08:05.939 --> 00:08:09.180 just it just brings back cheese to me. Wait, hold on, hold 115 00:08:09.220 --> 00:08:13.930 on now. But what we did a whole episode that all re upload here 116 00:08:13.250 --> 00:08:18.730 on John Hughes. He's a s guy. So what what's the difference? 117 00:08:18.209 --> 00:08:22.490 Is there a good s and a bad s? Yes, okay, there 118 00:08:22.850 --> 00:08:28.360 there is a cheesy s in then there's the John Hughes s. The John 119 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:33.759 Hughes s doesn't have all the I would call it stupid cliche. You know 120 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:39.159 what I mean? There's just so much cliche and s early s, especially 121 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:43.909 comedy and action, you can tell just bad writing. Really, it's either 122 00:08:43.950 --> 00:08:48.870 bad writing or the direction to and of course the soundtrack. I mean a 123 00:08:48.990 --> 00:08:58.059 lot of the S. Yeah, likes popular music is just yeah, way 124 00:08:58.220 --> 00:09:01.299 conversations with me about the s h. do the s were the best? 125 00:09:01.379 --> 00:09:03.460 I was like no, they weren't. Man, the only good thing about 126 00:09:03.460 --> 00:09:07.179 the S, at least for me, was the whole birth of the of 127 00:09:07.299 --> 00:09:13.450 the thrash movement, just because it went so against that cheesy s Miami Vice, 128 00:09:13.850 --> 00:09:20.090 fucking flashy, keyboardy, just the the flock of seagulls vibe. I 129 00:09:20.730 --> 00:09:24.480 do like the S. I like the s for the variety and because of 130 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:28.159 my age during the s like. That was the time where I was like 131 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:33.240 growing and filling my brain with all kinds of new shit. So we did 132 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:37.480 have, for sure, tons of great both classic rock the current hard rock. 133 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:39.950 At the time was awesome. Probably some of the best hard rock ever 134 00:09:41.029 --> 00:09:43.710 came from the S, and then only the early s, though, because 135 00:09:43.870 --> 00:09:46.830 right around hundred and eighty four, no, eight thousand five, hundred and 136 00:09:46.830 --> 00:09:50.389 eighty six, when Glammy, well, that's when I say the changing of 137 00:09:50.429 --> 00:09:54.580 the guard happened. That that's when Metallica, is master puppets, came out 138 00:09:54.580 --> 00:09:58.779 and just completely change the whole we had options. New Wave of British heavy 139 00:09:58.779 --> 00:10:03.100 metal came out, thrash formed and then Glam clam formed. So we had 140 00:10:03.179 --> 00:10:07.210 all these like Whoa pick a fucking dribe, dude, because you can't be 141 00:10:07.250 --> 00:10:09.690 in all three of these really at the same time. Right pick a lane, 142 00:10:09.809 --> 00:10:13.370 especially glam. That was funny because back in the day you could, 143 00:10:13.370 --> 00:10:16.330 you had to pick punker metal, but at some point you you had to 144 00:10:16.570 --> 00:10:22.159 not pick glamm. There's a certain group that picked Glam and others of us 145 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:26.399 just stayed on the rest of the periphery, and the one that bridge the 146 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:30.639 gap was guns n roses, the the appetite for destruction. That came out 147 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.559 in eight, seven, eighty eight, somewhere around there. That was the 148 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:39.309 only record that kind of bridge the gap between what La Street, you know, 149 00:10:39.470 --> 00:10:43.590 Sleazy Glam Rock, is mixed with just this fucking good, hard, 150 00:10:43.830 --> 00:10:50.059 swinging rock and roll Alla Arrowsmith kind of vibe to it. Yeah, that 151 00:10:50.340 --> 00:10:54.179 the in hindsight, what a concoction that ended up being. I'm just thinking 152 00:10:54.220 --> 00:10:58.539 of all the players in that lineup of guns n roses man, back when 153 00:10:58.659 --> 00:11:05.570 Adler pretty stroke had the fucking groove swing. Yeah, hell, yeah, 154 00:11:05.610 --> 00:11:07.490 love what days like him? Dude? No one. Nope, I mean, 155 00:11:07.570 --> 00:11:09.929 I don't want to slurs. No one plays like Lars. Yeah, 156 00:11:09.970 --> 00:11:13.970 Lars has a weird leaned forward sound to me. kind of leans into it. 157 00:11:15.090 --> 00:11:16.529 He's not laid back, he's the opposite. He pushes into it. 158 00:11:18.169 --> 00:11:20.159 Yeah, but you're right, no one plays like that because it's very unique 159 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:22.759 to the way he well, he's got a push against James. So James 160 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:26.240 is so powerful. It's like I gotta like this dude's gonna come up with 161 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:30.720 these riffs. I got a fucking smash my drunk. Yeah, he's standing 162 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:35.429 over me. Here he comes again. Due in the picture and just injects 163 00:11:35.509 --> 00:11:41.509 this Cuban Latin, beautiful fucking influence in the slayer, so smooth like hyper 164 00:11:41.629 --> 00:11:46.350 fast flare right that hold the fluidity of a day of Lombardo back in the 165 00:11:46.389 --> 00:11:50.340 day. Man, the good times, good times. He still has it, 166 00:11:50.379 --> 00:11:52.700 dude. Oh I gotta tell you. I did this. I did 167 00:11:52.820 --> 00:11:56.500 this large trade with a buddy of mine in Philadelphia. You know, he 168 00:11:56.580 --> 00:12:03.289 was on the bootleg cowboys doc. He sent me a five terabyte drive full 169 00:12:03.370 --> 00:12:07.450 of like all his shows, nice and then I took all that, all 170 00:12:07.850 --> 00:12:11.769 those shows, put them on a terabyte drive. I bought use that terabyte 171 00:12:11.809 --> 00:12:13.610 drive and filled it up with all the shit he wanted for me. Well, 172 00:12:13.889 --> 00:12:18.600 Long Story Short, he filmed the misfits when they did the reunion in 173 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:24.159 two thousand and nineteen with Danzig and Lambaro's on drums. Holy Fuck, dude, 174 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.120 does he make the misfits swing so much better? Oh my God, 175 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:33.789 yeah, yeah, but it's fucking amazing. I was just watching this shit 176 00:12:33.870 --> 00:12:37.350 going. Fuck me, that's fucking a I wish I saw it. I 177 00:12:37.590 --> 00:12:43.580 really wish I had an opportunity to Oakland, but I missed. Wow. 178 00:12:43.659 --> 00:12:50.980 Well, Bama Goulda. What is should fucking had lampartos always been one of 179 00:12:50.019 --> 00:12:56.539 my favorites, mine to man. That's why I was so jazzed when I 180 00:12:56.659 --> 00:13:01.090 was invited down to testaments rehearsal studio in ninety eight when they were recording the 181 00:13:01.169 --> 00:13:03.049 gathering, because you know about that, right, that he was playing with 182 00:13:03.169 --> 00:13:07.889 testament for one record. Uh Huh. Well, we got invited to the 183 00:13:07.970 --> 00:13:11.690 studio. This is when I was working for tales from the pit, and 184 00:13:11.049 --> 00:13:18.039 Labardo was down there and they played us like two songs and they said Hey, 185 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:20.399 yeah, you can film. It was like dude right next to them, 186 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:26.799 like literally like fucking inches away from him, and just I'm I'm just 187 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:31.750 amazed, splashing a pound those skins only. Fuck, let me think about 188 00:13:31.789 --> 00:13:35.710 this right. Maybe you could be sitting on a gold mine and you didn't 189 00:13:35.750 --> 00:13:41.700 know it. Are you? Are you familiar with the term nft? No, 190 00:13:41.940 --> 00:13:46.179 it is okay it. I thought it was something like non fundable transfer 191 00:13:46.220 --> 00:13:50.019 or something like that. I think it is, or used to be. 192 00:13:50.100 --> 00:13:52.019 It's a banking term, but it's the term now. Is Not a banking 193 00:13:52.059 --> 00:14:00.889 term. It's non fungible token. Ahead. I don't even know what fungible 194 00:14:00.970 --> 00:14:03.610 means, and I'm pretty smart, I probably could have looked it up, 195 00:14:03.649 --> 00:14:09.129 but it's a non non fungible token. So long and short of it is, 196 00:14:09.610 --> 00:14:15.240 people are making these one of a kind digital pieces, let's call them 197 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.440 a piece of art, like a digital maybe. What I've seen as an 198 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:24.669 example is a your favorite basketball player scores a winning shot. Well, yeah, 199 00:14:26.230 --> 00:14:30.590 they have a Bitcoin, not a Bitcoin, I'm sorry, a blockchain. 200 00:14:31.350 --> 00:14:35.750 They have a provable way to know where that came from and to know 201 00:14:35.909 --> 00:14:41.820 that you now own that five second clip of Steph curry making a three pointer 202 00:14:41.220 --> 00:14:46.059 winning the game. Now you own that. Of course, everybody else could 203 00:14:46.059 --> 00:14:50.940 look at it. You own it like that's I'm like, that's stupid. 204 00:14:52.580 --> 00:14:56.330 How stupid is it? Well, some artist made a digital like a digital 205 00:14:56.370 --> 00:15:03.370 animated gift file or some ship right sold it for like sixty five thousand dollars 206 00:15:03.370 --> 00:15:07.399 about a year ago. Shit, okay, well, that fucking thing is 207 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:13.399 worth like six point six million dollars right now. I'm like how I might 208 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.759 what the fuck is going on? People are like owning stuff that doesn't exist. 209 00:15:16.759 --> 00:15:20.990 Okay, this sounds like the whole fine art thing where it's just like 210 00:15:22.470 --> 00:15:28.149 some people can determine oh this is worth this amount because I say so, 211 00:15:28.470 --> 00:15:31.110 because I have the money, I have the power. You know what I 212 00:15:31.190 --> 00:15:39.539 mean. I know what you're saying, but the proponents of NFT's would counter 213 00:15:39.740 --> 00:15:46.059 that this is the opposite. They actually know that only one of those originals 214 00:15:46.100 --> 00:15:50.049 exists and they've proven where it came from digitally, and they've also proven who 215 00:15:50.049 --> 00:15:54.570 paid for it and owns it. Now. Well, I've always understood that. 216 00:15:54.769 --> 00:16:00.370 I am sitting on a rock and roll history, you know, type 217 00:16:00.409 --> 00:16:02.610 goal of mine. Will think of it this way, right. I do 218 00:16:02.809 --> 00:16:06.080 know that. So say, you can just say hold on step. Before 219 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.120 you do that. Let me just finish this though, really quickly. Now 220 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:12.399 I have that Dave Lombardo thing on my page, on my youtube channel, 221 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:18.440 and it gets massive hits. So it's out there in the Youtube Rum. 222 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:22.549 I mean that whole Youtube channel has all, pretty much most of my my 223 00:16:22.230 --> 00:16:26.870 shots. Sure doesn't matter. So I look at that as like okay, 224 00:16:27.950 --> 00:16:33.299 because I get contacted periodically from collectors. Dude, you got a fucking NFT 225 00:16:33.500 --> 00:16:37.100 that thing. I'm telling you. Okay. Well, again, let me 226 00:16:37.179 --> 00:16:41.220 finish this part and then you can continue on with the nft thing, because 227 00:16:41.539 --> 00:16:45.860 I understand where you're going with this. So I was looking at the Youtube 228 00:16:45.940 --> 00:16:52.690 channel that I have right now as a way where people can look at it 229 00:16:52.929 --> 00:16:56.450 enjoy it like they're going to an art gallery. Right now, there are 230 00:16:56.850 --> 00:17:00.889 those collectors out there that just like, well, I got to have the 231 00:17:00.009 --> 00:17:04.759 master, you know. So this guy contacts me and we get into an 232 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:07.960 email conversation. is to look, Dude, here's how I look at my 233 00:17:08.119 --> 00:17:12.039 stuff. You can watch it for free on youtube or if you want to 234 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:18.029 own the master channel, you can make a donation, because this is what 235 00:17:18.150 --> 00:17:21.950 I call fine art, and if you're a collector of fine art, you 236 00:17:22.069 --> 00:17:25.069 got to pay the price a little bit, and they were willing to pay 237 00:17:25.069 --> 00:17:30.220 the price. Continue on which you what you'R NFT or did they pay the 238 00:17:30.299 --> 00:17:34.380 price? What you mean now that they have the master, if they cut 239 00:17:34.460 --> 00:17:40.420 that up and turned it into NFT's it's blockchained back to them as the owners. 240 00:17:41.019 --> 00:17:45.730 All. I'm sure some of that stuff is probably happened this. Don't 241 00:17:45.730 --> 00:17:48.250 know the nft thing is really new, but anything that you've shot, and 242 00:17:48.329 --> 00:17:52.970 so here's the interesting question though. Say you shot the Beastie boys at the 243 00:17:53.009 --> 00:17:57.210 Oakland Coll scene or something like that, right, sure, so, just 244 00:17:57.490 --> 00:18:07.039 like the NBA filmed steph curry making a shot and somebody else gathered that and 245 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:11.990 turned it into an NFT. I think you gathering the Beastie Boys, makes 246 00:18:12.069 --> 00:18:15.349 it your video. You know what I mean. You made that original video, 247 00:18:15.710 --> 00:18:21.029 how you got it. Doesn't matter that it's them performing copyrighted material. 248 00:18:21.349 --> 00:18:25.670 That doesn't matter either. They could still perform copyrighted material, but that moment 249 00:18:25.750 --> 00:18:30.019 in time that you captured is something that you can create an nft out of. 250 00:18:32.740 --> 00:18:37.779 HMM, and it's blockchain back to you. You're the originator, and 251 00:18:37.940 --> 00:18:41.059 so yeah, you can continue sharing it. In fact, sharing it helps 252 00:18:41.099 --> 00:18:45.130 because remember, like say, the van go, that thing's worth the fortune. 253 00:18:45.170 --> 00:18:47.650 Why? Because it's been knocked off, as it's in every prince plus 254 00:18:47.769 --> 00:18:51.730 and every goddamn all, because everybody's seen it. You could buy it put 255 00:18:51.730 --> 00:18:55.410 it on your wall for cheap, but the original gets more and more and 256 00:18:55.490 --> 00:18:57.880 more and more valuable. So I think there's a way. So you could 257 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:02.640 turn a lot of original shit into stuff that is like block chained right back 258 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:08.599 to bootleg cowboys. Interesting. Fuck, yeah, it's you make it sound 259 00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:12.069 easy, but something tells me, because it's technology, it's going to fucking 260 00:19:12.150 --> 00:19:15.950 run over my head. It sounded. It sounds like it could, but 261 00:19:17.069 --> 00:19:19.829 there are definitely websites that exist already that make the whole process super easy. 262 00:19:19.869 --> 00:19:25.339 Yeah, and I'm sure some of those collectors that did make their donations, 263 00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:30.259 that's what I call it, donations. Maybe way ahead of the game on 264 00:19:30.380 --> 00:19:34.019 me on that, but they're not contacting me for everything. They're looking for 265 00:19:34.180 --> 00:19:37.900 certain bands. Yeah, so, yeah, I know that makes sense to 266 00:19:37.940 --> 00:19:41.009 me. They probably band collectors. But moving forward, remember that any fucking 267 00:19:41.650 --> 00:19:47.210 momentary clip, even a five second clip that happens to be the best five 268 00:19:47.289 --> 00:19:52.809 seconds of the whole five hour tape, that five seconds clipped out originated back 269 00:19:52.849 --> 00:19:59.480 to you, could become literally worth billions. Think of like photographers Jim Marshall 270 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:06.599 or even or even John Right, John Magnet, those fuckers. You take 271 00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:10.230 one great photograph and it replicates itself over and over. Well, somebody still 272 00:20:10.230 --> 00:20:15.069 owns the master right. And I think of it like I would think of 273 00:20:15.309 --> 00:20:22.380 your bootleg videos, as like millions of single cells of video captured or almost 274 00:20:22.380 --> 00:20:29.099 still photography. You don't I mean let's let's explore this off the air and 275 00:20:29.339 --> 00:20:32.140 diving to see if you you want to something you want to do. I 276 00:20:32.259 --> 00:20:34.019 don't want to get involved in it myself, but I think if that, 277 00:20:34.140 --> 00:20:37.529 because that's kind of a perfect test case. For sure her. Well, 278 00:20:37.650 --> 00:20:42.250 okay, I mean for sure. I'd like you to kind of yeah, 279 00:20:42.329 --> 00:20:45.690 well, we'll talk about that later. Yeah, sure, if I get 280 00:20:45.690 --> 00:20:52.039 too much more into it, sounds boring. Indeed. It's starting to sound 281 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.000 boring right now. What the fuck's he talking about? Right? So, 282 00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:00.000 did you get a chance to watch Judas in the Black Messige yet? What 283 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:03.680 is that? No, okay, never mind, skip it. It's a 284 00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:06.150 great movie if you get a chance to. It happens around the same time 285 00:21:06.269 --> 00:21:11.710 as the Chicago movie with Baron Cohen, Sasha Baron Cohen. WHO's in it? 286 00:21:12.990 --> 00:21:15.390 Oh, it's a bunch of people. I don't know, because I'm 287 00:21:15.390 --> 00:21:21.059 not like a follower of them. Actors, okay, actors, actors like 288 00:21:21.339 --> 00:21:22.740 good actors. People know how to act. One of the dudes was the 289 00:21:22.779 --> 00:21:29.259 big ID guy from, Goddamn it, that other movie I watched. I 290 00:21:29.380 --> 00:21:30.339 can't. I'm sorry. I wish I knew the actor's name. It was 291 00:21:30.380 --> 00:21:33.609 a fantastic movie, though. Definitely kept you. It's okay, world, 292 00:21:33.849 --> 00:21:41.210 I get it. They were old and there's so much information flying around in 293 00:21:41.289 --> 00:21:45.210 our heads right now. You just can't remember it all anymore. I'm amazed 294 00:21:45.250 --> 00:21:49.359 at some people that can. It's just some super fucked up on HBO called 295 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:55.519 Persona. So you know these personality test to give people for fun for, 296 00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:57.880 you know, leisure and stuff like that. Sure, sure, and you 297 00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:03.190 get your Myers Briggs type. There's another one called the Big Five. Anyway, 298 00:22:03.230 --> 00:22:06.230 he loves people take them for fun. Well, also a lot of 299 00:22:06.269 --> 00:22:11.829 corporations apparently use them to screen applicants, like McDonald's, Duncan donuts, places 300 00:22:11.910 --> 00:22:15.859 like this. Wait a minute, you're going to tell me the corporate fucking 301 00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:21.660 fast food type chains has personality tests? Oh yeah, Yep, and yet 302 00:22:21.700 --> 00:22:26.500 when you go in there they never show off their personality. Well, here's 303 00:22:26.500 --> 00:22:27.700 the danger, Dude. Oh, Kroger's is a big one too, and 304 00:22:27.740 --> 00:22:30.569 they could. They interviewed people that had been victimized by this. So in 305 00:22:30.690 --> 00:22:36.809 a personality test you can discern whether somebody has a mental illness or not. 306 00:22:37.769 --> 00:22:42.410 There's some correlating factors in these personality tests. Well, you can't ask somebody 307 00:22:42.450 --> 00:22:47.079 if they have a mental illness. That's against the American with Disabilities Act. 308 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:52.440 That's against their rights. Interesting, but they you can trick them into voluntarily 309 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.359 taking a personality test, which will reveal the same thing. So what's happening 310 00:22:56.519 --> 00:23:00.630 is a lot of people are taking personality test to get Shitty ASS fucking jobs 311 00:23:00.670 --> 00:23:07.029 at Kroger's and McDonald's or whatever, and they're being denied these jobs. They 312 00:23:07.109 --> 00:23:10.230 don't know why. Oh, you just hired somebody else before you or whatever. 313 00:23:10.269 --> 00:23:12.700 They're never given a straight answer. Well, not everyone's going to get 314 00:23:12.700 --> 00:23:17.259 hired. I mean, of course right, but there is definitely an algorithm 315 00:23:17.420 --> 00:23:21.900 and it's weeding out people with specific conditions which they don't know they're being weeded 316 00:23:21.940 --> 00:23:26.970 out for and they're never being informed of the fact later either. So basically 317 00:23:26.970 --> 00:23:33.170 you have an entire subsection of American culture that can't get a job and they 318 00:23:33.170 --> 00:23:37.970 don't know fucking why. Like, Oh my God's insidious. And they followed 319 00:23:37.009 --> 00:23:40.930 this one kid trigger warning. He ends up killing himself because it can't get 320 00:23:40.930 --> 00:23:44.559 a fucking job. They his dad was a lawyer. They took kroegers to 321 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:48.640 court. They exposed the whole fucking bullshit about how they use the tests and 322 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:52.720 why they use the test. It was pretty deep man, and make you 323 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:55.990 mad. At the end it's like wow, this whole just knowing that there's 324 00:23:55.990 --> 00:24:00.710 a whole series of fucking people in society that don't know they're right. I 325 00:24:00.869 --> 00:24:06.069 can't tell you when I've gone into job interviews it's like, Oh God, 326 00:24:06.230 --> 00:24:11.460 this again. It's just so tell us, how are you going to make 327 00:24:11.539 --> 00:24:14.900 our or what? What are you going to add to our company? Tell 328 00:24:14.940 --> 00:24:18.819 us a little bit about yourself and then, well, you know, when 329 00:24:18.819 --> 00:24:22.619 you read up all these resume I don't know if you call them enhancers or 330 00:24:23.019 --> 00:24:29.410 or whatever that is that you know, they always say there's just bullet point 331 00:24:29.609 --> 00:24:33.009 words to just keep in mind to use, especially on your resume. Like 332 00:24:33.569 --> 00:24:37.680 it's always numbers. I remember how I told you everything is fucking numbers man. 333 00:24:38.039 --> 00:24:41.559 Yeah, it could be. Every is an algorithm the same thing, 334 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:45.319 and they got machines that read this. There's like machine learning reads resumes and 335 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.519 weeds out people that can't spell or use bad diction or don't have the right, 336 00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:52.440 like you said, the right keywords in their resumes. I hate bad 337 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:56.349 spellers, Dude. That drives me crazy. It's so much, it's so 338 00:24:56.549 --> 00:25:00.109 rampant now it drives me crazy. It's so funny too, because I like 339 00:25:00.430 --> 00:25:07.069 proper grammar in written form, but when I talk I'm like all fucking over 340 00:25:07.180 --> 00:25:11.019 the place. Yeah, I can't talk, where the shit, but I 341 00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:15.420 can read really well. Yeah, I could edit somebody else's shit point out 342 00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:22.529 others flaws nicely. Yeah, I was educated enough where I know what's good 343 00:25:22.690 --> 00:25:26.289 and bad and this death. I mean there. I'll give you an example. 344 00:25:26.329 --> 00:25:30.569 I follow this one guy called indie film hustle, right, the guy 345 00:25:30.849 --> 00:25:34.690 is really, really good at what he does, but every time he puts 346 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:41.799 out something to make his give Info, describe what the episode's about, you 347 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:52.029 know. Yeah, constant either wrong word, misspelled word throughout the words, 348 00:25:52.309 --> 00:25:56.509 throughout the entire paragraph, and it's like, Dude, you proofread, you 349 00:25:56.589 --> 00:25:59.269 shit. Is No proof reads anymore. They don't give a fuck. Is 350 00:25:59.309 --> 00:26:03.069 it transcribed? Maybe? Maybe it's a machine reading, listening to his words 351 00:26:03.109 --> 00:26:07.220 and machine transcribing. I have no idea. I'm just talking about when I 352 00:26:07.700 --> 00:26:11.259 either go on his youtube page or listening them on the podcast and I look 353 00:26:11.259 --> 00:26:15.059 at the description of the episode and, yeah, it could be what you're 354 00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:18.500 talking about. It could be the fact that more and more people are just 355 00:26:18.609 --> 00:26:22.490 talking into the microphone and just letting it go instead of proofreading. What it 356 00:26:22.730 --> 00:26:26.170 is I mean I I make, I make misspelled. There is constantly a 357 00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:33.119 texting just because that autocorrect thing, our auto word Phil or whatever the fuck 358 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:36.160 that is. Yeah, I mean it. Every time I send it out 359 00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:38.480 I'm like, oh no, that wasn't what I was trying to take longer 360 00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:44.599 explaining the right word than it did. Just the fuck up right funny, 361 00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:48.470 but we've kind of conditioned ourselves to be like, I think he meant this, 362 00:26:48.549 --> 00:26:52.910 you know, super sloppy. Pretty soon we'll just I'll be speaking giberous 363 00:26:52.950 --> 00:26:59.470 and understanding each other. going. You're going back to Englan. You're pretty 364 00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:03.460 fluent, dude. You got a good a good command of the English language. 365 00:27:03.460 --> 00:27:10.819 Speak. I was hold on, I near drink. They're just totally 366 00:27:10.859 --> 00:27:12.660 forgot what I was thinking about. Gotta take a break. We'll say fair. 367 00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:19.890 Yeah, I'm going to up my soda pop. If you need to 368 00:27:19.930 --> 00:27:22.130 take a break, take a break, I'll bear it back. Okay, 369 00:27:22.250 --> 00:27:32.599 do what you gotta do. Man, marks, he's marriage. Hey, 370 00:27:57.980 --> 00:28:25.609 I got the car show this weekend in Oklahoma City. said it to myself. 371 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:34.160 Mark, she's mad. Say Mare, mare, you were saying. 372 00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:38.039 I was walking into the room, you were saying something about a car show. 373 00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:42.390 Oh, yeah, car show this weekend. You going? It's back 374 00:28:42.470 --> 00:28:48.269 on the COVID car show. What do you what do you mean? It's 375 00:28:48.309 --> 00:28:52.549 back on? It was originally supposed to be sometime and COVID fucked it. 376 00:28:52.150 --> 00:28:56.099 Nope, is actually exactly a year ago. And last year they didn't give 377 00:28:56.099 --> 00:29:02.500 a fuck either. Of course not. It's Oklahoma, talking Texas and Oklahoma, 378 00:29:02.619 --> 00:29:07.259 where everything is open. But you know, just use discretion. You's 379 00:29:07.420 --> 00:29:12.890 good goddamn stance. Yeah, I I subscribe to that. I would say 380 00:29:12.970 --> 00:29:18.130 that when the Texas governor announced that I'm a hundred percent opening everything, just 381 00:29:18.369 --> 00:29:22.450 fucking use your brain. It's like that's the way it should be, instead 382 00:29:22.450 --> 00:29:26.599 of just let's shut everything down, make sure no one touches each other and 383 00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:33.720 we all live in fear for about a year. Cover up your God Damn 384 00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:38.470 Pie Hole. I mean, I have no problem wearing a mask. If 385 00:29:38.549 --> 00:29:42.470 there is a business that says, Hey, we would require you to wear 386 00:29:42.509 --> 00:29:48.710 a mask, I didn't, but outside I still do. Around here it's 387 00:29:48.789 --> 00:29:52.470 crazy. When I was in the hills yesterday doing the hike, it's like 388 00:29:52.589 --> 00:29:56.779 you just get near someone all of a sudden they just, you know, 389 00:29:56.940 --> 00:30:00.740 they get all, you know, like really they got like stak proximity anxiety. 390 00:30:00.819 --> 00:30:04.500 I call that, dude, especially the women, the women. But 391 00:30:04.579 --> 00:30:07.250 here's what's weird. When I'm on my fi and I'm as you're a creep. 392 00:30:07.329 --> 00:30:10.970 That's all. That's what meals about. NOPE, no, not at 393 00:30:11.009 --> 00:30:14.009 all, not at all, because, and this is why I'm dispelling that 394 00:30:14.049 --> 00:30:17.329 rumor, just because when I'm on my bike and I'm on the bike trail, 395 00:30:17.529 --> 00:30:21.289 Goddamn, I get tons of fucking women smiling at me and saying hello. 396 00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:26.720 So when you come out of those up temple, Goddamn numbers, man, 397 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:32.680 is impossible to make those transitions? Not, damn it. So fucking 398 00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:34.869 right, Casey. But no, the people do have a pro or not 399 00:30:36.029 --> 00:30:41.509 here as much, but I think because here they have a general proximity anxiety, 400 00:30:41.869 --> 00:30:45.109 like when you live out in the sticks, you don't like people standing 401 00:30:45.190 --> 00:30:48.869 too close to you. Just in general, like six feet is normal for 402 00:30:48.029 --> 00:30:52.940 the conversation out here. Right. But what I'm saying is is when you're 403 00:30:52.019 --> 00:30:56.900 in the hills and you know you're on the rail, it's like we're outside. 404 00:30:57.220 --> 00:31:03.619 Why are you worried about, you know, masking up? That's the 405 00:31:03.700 --> 00:31:06.809 part I don't get. Inside, I get it. I totally understand that, 406 00:31:06.930 --> 00:31:10.210 but outside I don't get that part. I think I could tell a 407 00:31:10.250 --> 00:31:12.769 lot of people have just lost their mind and it's important. It's more important 408 00:31:12.809 --> 00:31:18.960 for them to signal that they're compliant than it is to actually prevent germ transmission. 409 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:22.000 HMM, for sure, you tear about the mean. That's why people 410 00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:26.599 wear the fucking mask on social media profiles like it's the fucking Internet. I 411 00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:29.319 don't need to see your mask. I don't care that you're wearing masks. 412 00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:33.309 Yeah, exactly, I don't care either. And if it's on tender too 413 00:31:33.910 --> 00:31:37.069 and bumble, all the things that says people wearing masks, I'm like getting 414 00:31:37.269 --> 00:31:38.990 that's a big note for me. I can't see your fucking face and you 415 00:31:40.069 --> 00:31:45.630 want me to date based on your forehead. No, Damn Dude. She's 416 00:31:45.630 --> 00:31:48.380 got pretty eyes, but I can't see the rest of her mouth. That 417 00:31:48.539 --> 00:31:55.180 my cock is going to go in path. Look, villas, surprise. 418 00:31:56.259 --> 00:32:00.140 Did you watch that Sasha Barren cooing thing with Jimmy Kimmel? That was just 419 00:32:00.380 --> 00:32:05.410 brilliant, brilliant fucking if the first few minutes into it where he's shuffling vaccines 420 00:32:05.490 --> 00:32:09.369 to celebrities, and then I saw how much was left and I'm like I 421 00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:14.289 can't right now because I was at the end of watching those other things that 422 00:32:14.410 --> 00:32:19.519 ended in a confusing way. Finished one division and Got Damn America coming to 423 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:22.079 America. I'm like, I'm confused. Then I started watching that clip. 424 00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:27.000 I'm like, I'm bill confused. Trust me when I say this. Watch 425 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:29.599 that whole entire clip. If you didn't get through the whole thing, I 426 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:31.190 mean I could tell you what it is. If you don't want to see 427 00:32:31.190 --> 00:32:35.190 no, I'll go watch it, but you could tell the listener what we're 428 00:32:35.190 --> 00:32:40.309 talking about. Sasha Baron Cohen was on Jimmy Kimmel and it was starting up 429 00:32:40.349 --> 00:32:46.619 to be just a standard interview and then the phone was ringing and Sasha Baron 430 00:32:46.700 --> 00:32:53.299 Cohen's house like burner phones and it was like he was being like this drug 431 00:32:53.380 --> 00:32:59.769 dealer who was selling vaccines to celebrities. Yeah, yeah, that's how it 432 00:32:59.849 --> 00:33:02.089 started. I don't know how how it ends. So you can listen to 433 00:33:02.369 --> 00:33:07.009 whoever's listening to US talk right now and then then we'll both know. Because, 434 00:33:07.009 --> 00:33:08.210 yeah, that's where I caught it. He was starting to get like 435 00:33:08.569 --> 00:33:13.079 Jimmy's all. Well, that was a really funny movie. And then Sasha 436 00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.400 tries to go all serious like. Well, the movie wasn't about being funny. 437 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:20.039 It was a serious commentary on ring, ring, Ring Ringway, hold 438 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:22.200 on one second. Oh yeah, and then he would like turn around and 439 00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:25.680 in the backdrop, behind the camera setting, you could see like one's little 440 00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:30.910 hotel fridges full of fucking vaccines. And Yeah, I got your I got 441 00:33:30.950 --> 00:33:34.190 your Johnson and Johnson and they got your bio Farma, what you need to 442 00:33:34.269 --> 00:33:37.750 need. Yeah, it's pretty good. Then I'Lea Fisher comes in the fucking 443 00:33:37.910 --> 00:33:42.980 picture. She's all fucking like like a crackhead. It's like, how many 444 00:33:42.980 --> 00:33:45.740 of those vaccines did you take today? Only too, don't lie to me. 445 00:33:45.859 --> 00:33:49.700 Don't know. Oh, I took like fifteen of them. So next, 446 00:33:49.859 --> 00:33:55.130 next thing you know it, it starts unraveling into him being a drug 447 00:33:55.210 --> 00:33:59.970 dealer on the run, and then they cut the footage. They cut the 448 00:34:00.049 --> 00:34:06.130 footage of like a an La Traffic Chase from the helicopter Nice, and you 449 00:34:06.250 --> 00:34:12.239 hear both Jimmy and Sasha Bear Cohen doing the what you would call acting part 450 00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:15.639 of it. Right, right, and then all of a sudden you see 451 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:19.239 a shot where Sasha Baron Cohen, I guess is on his phone in the 452 00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:22.960 Selfie Angle, running the video and he's running. He's running like he's running 453 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:29.510 away from the cops. Oh Man, I'll go there. I love that. 454 00:34:29.590 --> 00:34:31.510 I mean that's the classic physical comedy. You know, most people won't 455 00:34:31.510 --> 00:34:36.110 go there. Any layers, physical comedy on top of political satire. That's 456 00:34:36.150 --> 00:34:39.900 especially cool. Well, that dudes a fucking genius and fearless. He just 457 00:34:40.139 --> 00:34:43.780 he just like God. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, we 458 00:34:43.820 --> 00:34:46.900 can execute that totally. I'm in right, right fucking I'll play that guy 459 00:34:47.500 --> 00:34:50.659 and every time he says, yeah, I'm not going to, I can't 460 00:34:50.699 --> 00:34:52.730 do for it anymore. I can't do dress up anymore. That to me, 461 00:34:52.849 --> 00:34:58.250 that's like exactly what he's doing right now. He's dressed up somewhere doing 462 00:34:58.329 --> 00:35:06.809 some shit right under people's noses. Right for sure. Fantastic, fantastique. 463 00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:13.360 You caught up on the day to carvey stuff. I finally listen to the 464 00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:16.360 latest one, the Mark Pitto one. That's where the whole Marem are out. 465 00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:21.360 Then kind of came into my came into my head. I can't leave 466 00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.909 your head now, he'll never leave. I love his Vouchi though it's found 467 00:35:24.989 --> 00:35:29.710 she said, yeah, it's for those of you who have a problem with 468 00:35:30.030 --> 00:35:42.739 my soul casting. Can Go fuck everyone your self. Oh my God, 469 00:35:42.900 --> 00:35:45.340 yeah, a man now like like Pitt. It is funny, right, 470 00:35:45.579 --> 00:35:47.739 Pitt is a funny guy, but he still seems like a corporate guy or 471 00:35:47.739 --> 00:35:51.250 a suit or I don't know. I'm not trying to be dismissive, but 472 00:35:51.289 --> 00:35:53.929 because he is funny and that's a hard thing to be, but he still 473 00:35:53.929 --> 00:35:58.369 seems like a suit. You got that out of him just from just from 474 00:35:58.409 --> 00:36:00.329 that little appearance. I didn't get that at all and I just I just 475 00:36:00.449 --> 00:36:04.760 got someone that I'm like, I remember seeing that guy back in the day 476 00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:07.559 too, only I got it in context of binge listening to the whole thing 477 00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:15.159 in one day. So in relation to the conversation with love it's and with 478 00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.510 bubbles Brown and with the Sun, I'm just all around listening and trying to 479 00:36:19.630 --> 00:36:22.070 gather as much as I can. Like, what is pit of doing right 480 00:36:22.349 --> 00:36:28.429 now? What is that guy to and see trying to get a fucking GIG 481 00:36:28.630 --> 00:36:32.900 as a TV game show contest or, you know, host? Is he 482 00:36:34.019 --> 00:36:37.900 trying to be a sports announcer's trying to just be on TV at any costs 483 00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:42.900 or like, I'm Chris Hanson, that kind of show. What's he really 484 00:36:42.940 --> 00:36:45.579 up to, or is he just out there? Like no, I have 485 00:36:45.699 --> 00:36:49.769 a passion for comedy. All I do is fucking do comedy. Oh Dude, 486 00:36:50.130 --> 00:36:53.010 here's a fucking weird goddamn dream I woke up to the other day. 487 00:36:53.010 --> 00:36:58.090 Right, so something had been bothered me for a long time. If the 488 00:36:58.170 --> 00:37:04.760 Goddamn will our net reese's commercials, right, pieces or cups? Pieces were 489 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:09.719 cups, pieces in cups? Yeah, we're killing it over here. Huh, 490 00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:22.909 not sorry. Go ahead, where he's all not sorry that? No, 491 00:37:23.150 --> 00:37:25.309 I don't know. Go ahead, all right. Well, there's a 492 00:37:25.389 --> 00:37:31.380 bunch of reese's peanut buttercup commercials all over television and the Internet and for a 493 00:37:31.460 --> 00:37:36.860 couple of years now they've all said something like sorry, and then he says 494 00:37:36.940 --> 00:37:39.539 not sorry, right, and he just fucking hacks it. Am like, 495 00:37:39.699 --> 00:37:43.860 why does that so bother me? And then I had a dream the other 496 00:37:43.900 --> 00:37:49.010 day and I realize he stole that Shit. What do you mean? In 497 00:37:49.210 --> 00:37:53.849 the Dream, pee wee Herman came to me and he sat down and we 498 00:37:53.969 --> 00:37:59.480 start having a discussion. Stof no, you see asked. They said that 499 00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:04.360 in a cheating chart movie. You did, and then I went and looked 500 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:07.079 on the Internet and there's like he's about to be taken away from for a 501 00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:09.880 lobotomy and some old ass like one thousand nine hundred and eighty one cheech and 502 00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:17.989 Chong movie and there in some cell and I'm sorry that. I'm sorry, 503 00:38:19.070 --> 00:38:38.219 I'm sorry, she's all. I'm sorry, I have to take him force 504 00:38:38.219 --> 00:38:43.690 Leboty me now and the meanwhile he's just gone. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 505 00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:47.090 I'm sorry. And they slams the door and right a send as the 506 00:38:47.130 --> 00:38:52.250 slams door pops his head back in. I'm not sorry. I'm like, 507 00:38:52.690 --> 00:38:57.440 that's fucking the line that fucking will our Neett has been trying to use on 508 00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:04.920 the reese's peanut butter commercial forever and he just sucks at it. Not Sorry. 509 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.079 And this came to you in a dream. Yeah, woke up to 510 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:13.750 it the other morning. Holy Shit, dude, that's awesome. That's where 511 00:39:13.750 --> 00:39:16.949 it came from. I knew I heard that shit before somewhere. Not Sorry, 512 00:39:19.750 --> 00:39:22.110 and you even even did the pe wee Herman impression. That was good 513 00:39:22.829 --> 00:39:27.099 one, but yeah, no, who cares? Yeah, you get it 514 00:39:27.179 --> 00:39:30.780 enough to get the story. Through right. You totally enough to go, 515 00:39:30.019 --> 00:39:32.579 Oh, he's channeling pee wee Herman. Now, at least to know that 516 00:39:32.659 --> 00:39:36.380 that's not my voice, like, because at least when you speak sort of 517 00:39:36.460 --> 00:39:39.489 in somebody else's voice, you can use the words that they used, right, 518 00:39:39.769 --> 00:39:43.250 because then you get it. We're way with saying bad words that I 519 00:39:43.289 --> 00:39:49.889 couldn't or normally wouldn't say on my own. MMM, Zamunda, that's going 520 00:39:49.929 --> 00:39:52.920 to be my thing right there. But I think they flogged the flogged the 521 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:58.000 dead horse on some of those jokes, like the McDougal McDonald's joke. It 522 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:01.559 was funny the first time in the first movie and we've said it over and 523 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:05.920 over, like we repeat that line. It's one of the fucking quotes people 524 00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:08.190 say from that movie, right, but now they just fucking killed it. 525 00:40:08.269 --> 00:40:14.590 Almost every like fifteen minutes they threw and it's a mcflurry, not a mcflurby. 526 00:40:15.269 --> 00:40:19.389 Our stuff is on the bottom, not the top. That happened like 527 00:40:19.469 --> 00:40:24.820 every fifteen minutes in the movie. Like, come on, you got that 528 00:40:24.940 --> 00:40:30.619 from SNL, didn't you? Flogging dead jokes. Wasn't that a trip though, 529 00:40:30.739 --> 00:40:34.179 that when you saw Johnny Ames on the screen, you're like God, 530 00:40:34.179 --> 00:40:37.809 I thought that guy was dead. Yeah, he look good because he's always 531 00:40:37.809 --> 00:40:40.889 look like that. He looked like that shit from fucking good times. I'm 532 00:40:40.929 --> 00:40:45.170 like, and that was I because I when I was a kid in like 533 00:40:45.289 --> 00:40:49.250 a young kid in the s good times, I'm like, oh, that's 534 00:40:49.289 --> 00:40:52.679 an old black man, that's a that's a respectable old black man in my 535 00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:54.760 whole life. I'm like, Yep, that's a respectable old black man. 536 00:40:54.840 --> 00:41:00.679 Looks like very stoic, very thoughtful, very methodical in the way he held 537 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.590 dealt with his kids and stuff. Never went off, just like very level, 538 00:41:06.190 --> 00:41:08.230 my cool. That's why I started liking black people. And then to 539 00:41:08.269 --> 00:41:10.989 see him still look the same and act the same even now, like, 540 00:41:12.230 --> 00:41:15.550 what the fuck that? He pulled it, you and John. He pulled 541 00:41:15.590 --> 00:41:17.699 like a Dick Clark or something. Dude, what do you mean? He 542 00:41:17.860 --> 00:41:21.300 just didn't age. He Start Age. The motherfucker got to be eighty. 543 00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:29.420 Dude. S I want to say probably, because I think he was probably 544 00:41:29.460 --> 00:41:31.659 about twenty years older than us. Oh Yeah, yeah, you know, 545 00:41:31.699 --> 00:41:35.409 you're probably raise probably like my dad's aid. So yeah, I poke pokem 546 00:41:35.449 --> 00:41:38.369 in the mid seventy five, seventy six. Yeah, and then James Earl 547 00:41:38.369 --> 00:41:42.489 Jones, I thought I thought he passion. What the fuck? They're like, 548 00:41:42.570 --> 00:41:44.329 oh no, no, that was dull. He was old in the 549 00:41:44.409 --> 00:41:46.159 first point. I like, Oh, it is David Prouse, not James 550 00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:50.480 Earl Jones. I'm like, okay, okay, James Old Jones is old 551 00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:54.519 enough, but I'm like he still does the CNN voice thing still. Yeah, 552 00:41:54.519 --> 00:42:00.559 I think. Okay, yeah, not even gonna Temple. Dude. 553 00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.349 The one thing that tripped me out about that movie is how they got every 554 00:42:04.429 --> 00:42:08.190 famous black actor they ever goot. Morgan Freeman was in it that way. 555 00:42:08.269 --> 00:42:10.309 That was the one that tripped me the fuck out. I'm like, what 556 00:42:10.429 --> 00:42:15.940 the fuck is he doing in this? Right, right, who was in 557 00:42:15.019 --> 00:42:19.940 it? There's a few people. I'm like like some snl people, basically, 558 00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:22.619 some SNL white like Colin Joes. When the sun went in for the 559 00:42:22.699 --> 00:42:27.099 interview. That was actually a funny scene. I yeah, right, I 560 00:42:27.179 --> 00:42:30.010 thought they did well together. Yeah, I actually liked the sun. I 561 00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:35.449 remember seeing him and other stuff and not liking him, but I thought he 562 00:42:35.769 --> 00:42:38.530 played that character well. I thought Leslie Jones was hilarious in it. Tracy 563 00:42:38.650 --> 00:42:43.849 Morgan was Tracy Morgan. I mean I was waiting for Chris Rock to just 564 00:42:43.929 --> 00:42:46.159 kind of just come out of the woodwork there. Maybe Dave Chappelle, because 565 00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:51.800 they had like almost every black comedian there ever could be. Yeah, yeah, 566 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.320 for sure. I think those. Those are Marquis Dudes, though, 567 00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:58.480 you know what I mean, they're not gonna like like, I'm not going 568 00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:01.429 to be an Eddie's movie like that. NOPE, right, I'll be. 569 00:43:01.989 --> 00:43:06.869 I'm a headliner, Bro, I'm not a sidekick. I never thought that 570 00:43:07.030 --> 00:43:10.750 coming to America needed a sequel. That's what's so weird. Thought this did. 571 00:43:12.349 --> 00:43:14.619 I like the nostalgia, though, and it was kind of a kind 572 00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:17.059 of was set up for a sequel. I don't think it was done as 573 00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:21.780 well as it could have done, like crafted it just like I said, 574 00:43:21.820 --> 00:43:23.219 it kind of fell apart the story at the end. So you're saying, 575 00:43:23.260 --> 00:43:27.170 when you watch the first one, you go, Oh, yeah, I 576 00:43:27.449 --> 00:43:30.210 think this needs a sequel. Was Not at all. But I mean just 577 00:43:30.369 --> 00:43:32.769 knowing that, okay, they lived happily ever after at thirty years old. 578 00:43:34.010 --> 00:43:36.969 Well, my cool, there's a fucking whole life left that will never know 579 00:43:37.090 --> 00:43:39.329 what happened with these people. And so that's kind of cool that that's what 580 00:43:39.489 --> 00:43:44.880 you were. You were one of the people that gave it thought that's interesting. 581 00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:49.440 Yeah, well, I always think of the happy ever, happily ever 582 00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.239 after movies. I was thinking, no, come on, really, what's 583 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.110 come on, tell me what's going on. John's like there's going to be 584 00:43:55.150 --> 00:43:58.349 a sequel. I know it. They're sequel. It is out there. 585 00:43:58.429 --> 00:44:00.750 Sequel it is. Is is a thing? Well, you could tell, 586 00:44:00.869 --> 00:44:02.869 basically if you're sitting in a theater and you're like, oh, that's a 587 00:44:02.909 --> 00:44:07.070 pretty fucking good movie and people are like clapping and shit. At the end. 588 00:44:07.710 --> 00:44:08.949 You like, Oh boy, there's going to be a sequel. My 589 00:44:09.019 --> 00:44:12.619 mind instantly goes, how are to going to make the sequel to this? 590 00:44:13.420 --> 00:44:15.219 What's it good? Interesting how your mind goes there. For that, I 591 00:44:15.380 --> 00:44:20.460 just look at his applause. I never I never thought of looking into it 592 00:44:20.579 --> 00:44:23.849 as like Oh, that's a signal for yeah, see, I'm because we're 593 00:44:23.849 --> 00:44:29.090 just dripping in capitalism in the moment, because people rarely clap for movies, 594 00:44:29.130 --> 00:44:30.369 but if you hear someone clap for a movie, it's like a boy, 595 00:44:30.489 --> 00:44:35.690 wait a sec here. So are you going to tell me that the Friday 596 00:44:35.809 --> 00:44:40.559 the thirteen and the nightmare in elm street fucking franchise when that first one ended, 597 00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:44.960 people were clapping and you thought a sequel was in the works. I'd 598 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.760 or did you? Or did you just go oh, that you know there's 599 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:50.039 going to be a sequel because of the way they ended it. Now, 600 00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:53.030 that was those were two early in my in my life. I guess I 601 00:44:53.269 --> 00:44:58.869 had not detected the algorithm that that's what happened. And there weren't that many 602 00:44:58.909 --> 00:45:01.829 sequels to compare because basically when those came out we really had like jaws two 603 00:45:01.869 --> 00:45:06.869 and three to think about, and it's a couple star wars has. So 604 00:45:07.139 --> 00:45:10.579 yeah, now I kind of I didn't really think about it in the realm 605 00:45:10.619 --> 00:45:15.300 of except for dream warriors and that Shit. By that point it's like, 606 00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:17.940 Oh, yeah, this fuckers never died, because he doesn't die. That's 607 00:45:17.980 --> 00:45:22.690 how that's how these movies work. Yeah, he's already dead, exactly. 608 00:45:22.769 --> 00:45:24.849 You can't kill the day. That's why that Goddamn show walking dead keeps going 609 00:45:24.969 --> 00:45:32.650 forever and ever, because there's no way to end it. THAT WE LA 610 00:45:32.889 --> 00:45:35.960 is the walking dead right now. Well, I know how to end it. 611 00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:39.679 Stopped watching it. That's one way. And the walking dead, even 612 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:45.119 the fucking Chris, that the Chris host of the talking dead moved on to 613 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:50.909 a Goddamn game show host. Wait a minute, he was doing he was 614 00:45:50.989 --> 00:45:53.510 doing that one with the big huge yeah, he's back on that. He 615 00:45:53.590 --> 00:45:59.349 still does that. Okay, he's a good he's a good shows. Yeah, 616 00:45:59.469 --> 00:46:02.429 wasn't he remote control back in the day? Let mean, wasn't he 617 00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:07.139 at MTV game show host at one point? No, not remote control, 618 00:46:07.219 --> 00:46:10.539 that was Ken Ober. No, he was singled out, singles out. 619 00:46:10.619 --> 00:46:14.739 That's right. And then, of course he did his own sticky stuff in 620 00:46:14.820 --> 00:46:16.300 late night, like he had a show about five years ago too, and 621 00:46:16.340 --> 00:46:19.690 late night at game show host, I think. But it was funnyet. 622 00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:22.289 Yeah, midnight thing with the car. Yeah, that's where I was. 623 00:46:22.329 --> 00:46:24.769 Kay, yeah, points. Yeah, how man to give you a points 624 00:46:24.849 --> 00:46:28.090 just because that was funny? Well, it's yeah, it just became like 625 00:46:28.289 --> 00:46:30.889 the fucking buzz that. That was his catchphrase. points. Well, if 626 00:46:30.929 --> 00:46:35.639 you think about the way that show was, it was just comedians just riffing 627 00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:38.039 on, you know, topics. That's all it was. And they'd have 628 00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:43.239 to riff and tell Chris would say points. Now, I'm not going to 629 00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:46.389 give you any points for that. And your bits sucked. Yeah, especially 630 00:46:46.429 --> 00:46:50.829 when the audience, because he goes by the audience at the audience is into 631 00:46:50.909 --> 00:46:53.269 it. Yep, no point and next question. There there. But there 632 00:46:53.309 --> 00:46:57.110 were a few times where he goes, Oh, I'm going to give you 633 00:46:57.110 --> 00:46:59.750 a points. I was hilarious and I was just lying. It was yeah, 634 00:46:59.949 --> 00:47:01.019 well, so, yeah, sometimes it's like a comic thing. It's 635 00:47:01.059 --> 00:47:05.139 like no, comedically, that was a well crafted joke. The audience was 636 00:47:05.219 --> 00:47:08.340 wrong. points. Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, interesting format for 637 00:47:08.380 --> 00:47:12.059 a show, for sure. For sure. Man, dude, check this 638 00:47:12.139 --> 00:47:15.380 out. I was reading the thing. You reading the thing. What's the 639 00:47:15.539 --> 00:47:19.690 thing? By Cock, as I pull it out, you sit on the 640 00:47:19.730 --> 00:47:22.530 toilet. Yeah, do you put your cock into the toilet or do you 641 00:47:22.610 --> 00:47:25.130 like lift it over the seat when you go to take a dump? Oh 642 00:47:25.489 --> 00:47:30.920 Shit, now I have it hovering. I have it hovering. What's was 643 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:36.599 hovering me like? Do you squat above the toilet completely like? I don't 644 00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:42.639 even sit. I just stand like an Indian, fucking like I'm doing squats 645 00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:47.030 and put my fucking stab booty skin doesn't touch this seat. March right up 646 00:47:47.030 --> 00:47:51.469 to the toilet. I stand arms of Kimbo A, spread my legs and 647 00:47:51.630 --> 00:47:57.869 I squat until my knees are a thirty five degree angle. Now. Well, 648 00:47:57.949 --> 00:48:01.539 to answer your question. You don't have to answer that question. Actually, 649 00:48:01.539 --> 00:48:05.980 I was just feel like, okay, yeah, I don't care ahead, 650 00:48:06.219 --> 00:48:07.619 I like being real. It's just the way I am. Man. 651 00:48:07.739 --> 00:48:12.260 That's he's fascinating question to like, do you just do you put your Dick 652 00:48:12.539 --> 00:48:15.369 into the bowl and hope it doesn't touch the water that you just shit in, 653 00:48:15.570 --> 00:48:20.250 or do you just flop it over the top of the toilet seat and 654 00:48:20.730 --> 00:48:22.610 hope you don't crush it as you lean forward or something? No, I 655 00:48:22.690 --> 00:48:27.400 definitely don't flap it on the toilet seat because if there's times when you're trying 656 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:30.400 to push something out, or shall we say, Oh yeah, yeah, 657 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:34.159 your prostate might squeeze a little peep out the front. Yeah. So I'm 658 00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:37.559 always the type that pushes it down, down, so as soon as as 659 00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:42.269 soon as I'm letting go, there's bee coming out and it's going in the 660 00:48:42.389 --> 00:48:45.789 fucking toilet. But I'm trying to say earlier was when I say I hover 661 00:48:46.230 --> 00:48:52.630 is my Dick ain't big enough to hit the water. So I keep remembering 662 00:48:52.750 --> 00:48:57.300 that fucking big ass bald headed dude that worked for the trump administration long ago 663 00:48:57.739 --> 00:49:02.340 that had a patent for extra deep toilet for guys whose balls on too low. 664 00:49:04.219 --> 00:49:07.340 Know who was that guy and I can't remember his name, but he 665 00:49:07.500 --> 00:49:09.969 was out there is like the first month, like he had like a different 666 00:49:10.010 --> 00:49:13.690 staff. Every month. There's like the first month guy. Yeah, and 667 00:49:13.849 --> 00:49:17.130 had a fucking patent painting for a deeper, bold toilet. So when you 668 00:49:17.210 --> 00:49:20.929 sit there, your balls dangle, they don't hit the water. Like this 669 00:49:21.050 --> 00:49:23.519 guy's going to make some money one day. Basically he's saying you big, 670 00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:29.960 big, big ball motherfuckers, this toilets for you. Yeah, anyway, 671 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:36.880 what I was reading earlier was it's they to a diamond company. was taking 672 00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:39.590 a pole about some shit about dating or some other bullshit, obviously to sell 673 00:49:39.670 --> 00:49:47.750 diamonds pull, but they ended up finding the most undtable signs. You want 674 00:49:47.829 --> 00:49:52.940 to you want to hear the top five undtable signs, according to this pole, 675 00:49:52.699 --> 00:49:58.059 undtable signs is in what kind of sign? Astrology? Signs? Oh 676 00:49:58.179 --> 00:50:00.980 Shit, like I met were. I bet we're in there western astrology. 677 00:50:01.579 --> 00:50:06.900 So let's go, starting at the bottom the of the top five lists. 678 00:50:07.369 --> 00:50:19.130 Number five most undateable sign is Leo. Leo. Of course we are where 679 00:50:19.250 --> 00:50:23.360 cats. We're cats. We like we lack a lot of independence. We 680 00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:30.239 have no problem being alone and but we love to fuck. I hit a 681 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:35.039 laugh, love drink. Yeah, there you go. Damn, revolution come 682 00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:37.349 quicker. All right, number four, and in that order. What do 683 00:50:37.349 --> 00:50:44.309 you think? Number four is on the most undatable signs. I'm okay, 684 00:50:44.349 --> 00:50:47.590 let me let me throw this out there. Is it a bunch of fire 685 00:50:47.590 --> 00:50:53.340 signs that are in this thing or not? The rest only contain one fire 686 00:50:53.500 --> 00:50:57.980 sign? Okay, I think yours is in there. I Bet Ari's is 687 00:50:58.059 --> 00:51:06.809 in there. I'm gonna say not. Libres leepers are pretty pretty mellow. 688 00:51:06.969 --> 00:51:10.369 I think virgos are tough. Are Verdus in there? Virgo is not on 689 00:51:10.489 --> 00:51:15.929 this list, but you are right. Almost every not every that's exaggerating, 690 00:51:15.969 --> 00:51:19.840 but over half the fucking profiles I see on tender or Virgos. I'm like, 691 00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:23.079 Oh, that's the dangerous sign right there. Yeah, Virgos, virgos 692 00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:30.239 are too fucking you to particular, too fastidious and just picky and hand pecky's 693 00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:34.030 fucking let us in the big word fastidious week and alone. Just let me 694 00:51:34.110 --> 00:51:37.349 be quit. Like could trying to yea anyway. No, I know, 695 00:51:37.590 --> 00:51:43.630 I was trying to say emotional. There's too much emotions going in. Pisces 696 00:51:43.670 --> 00:51:45.949 are emotional, dude, but they're not on this list either. So number 697 00:51:46.030 --> 00:51:52.460 four is aries. I beat you. I'm a little less datable than you, 698 00:51:52.659 --> 00:51:59.139 bro wait a minute, no, you're more or less. Yeah, 699 00:51:59.139 --> 00:52:01.690 you know I wasn't datable. Yeah, I'm higher up the list. Like 700 00:52:02.530 --> 00:52:07.610 thirty four percent of the population think I'm not very datable. Only thirty one 701 00:52:07.730 --> 00:52:12.929 percent think you're not datable. So thin above us too, we got a 702 00:52:13.010 --> 00:52:16.519 Taurus. You know any Taurus has, I do, and they are will 703 00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:21.320 do their balls, man their whole bodies. I've known them to be Lazy 704 00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:24.760 Ass homebodies, really does, the ones I've known. But you know, 705 00:52:25.079 --> 00:52:30.510 you're mileage may differ. What's your which experience? The tauruses I know usually 706 00:52:30.510 --> 00:52:37.869 are loud, they're a bit they're a bit fearless, at least the ones 707 00:52:37.909 --> 00:52:47.460 I knew and know women Tauruses, though, I don't think I've met too 708 00:52:47.539 --> 00:52:52.179 many. HMM, yeah, OK, fair enough. Maybe this is why 709 00:52:52.260 --> 00:52:55.739 they're not that datable. Hey, hey, let's go up to next one, 710 00:52:57.099 --> 00:53:02.329 number two on the list. The second least datable sign is the cancer, 711 00:53:02.929 --> 00:53:08.369 the crab. That one is speaks for itself. Well, what when 712 00:53:08.409 --> 00:53:13.039 I know about cancer people is they attack from the side like a crab, 713 00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.199 like you and I are direct fire signs. I'm a Ram a butt shit 714 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:22.159 with my head straightforward, right. Yeah, well, cancers will come at 715 00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:24.599 you from the side like a little crab, like the literally catch it from 716 00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:29.469 you, not looking like Oh, you little fucker got me, and then 717 00:53:29.710 --> 00:53:32.230 this kind of makes sense to the number one most undtable sign is a Gemini. 718 00:53:34.070 --> 00:53:37.389 Forty two percent of the population think Gemini's are undatable as probably because they 719 00:53:37.429 --> 00:53:40.539 can't figure out who the fuck they're dating from day to day. Yeah, 720 00:53:40.539 --> 00:53:45.420 they're two faced. Literally, not literally, they don't have like two physical 721 00:53:45.460 --> 00:53:50.019 faces, but to the to the term with the term means psychologically they have 722 00:53:50.260 --> 00:53:54.699 two personalities or the ability to like just shut the door on the previous conversation 723 00:53:54.889 --> 00:54:00.170 and change their face and have a new conversation about something totally related and pretend 724 00:54:00.210 --> 00:54:04.489 they didn't have the previous conversation. This is a weird, uncanny ability. 725 00:54:04.570 --> 00:54:10.679 They have to compartmentalize. HMM, my brother's a Gemini. See, he's 726 00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:16.480 too faced. I don't know him to be two faced and in the people 727 00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:22.400 I know that I would he's over analytical. I'll definitely say that. Yeah, 728 00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.309 I just I remember salesperson. This is what stood out to me. 729 00:54:25.389 --> 00:54:30.429 He was a Gemini and I'd hear in on a he could call the vendor 730 00:54:30.469 --> 00:54:32.710 or sales call or some shit, you know, the guy, which is 731 00:54:32.949 --> 00:54:37.579 effectively tell him the fuck off quick, column me right the gem and I 732 00:54:37.659 --> 00:54:40.500 would. The guy would tell the gem and I to fuck off, quid 733 00:54:40.539 --> 00:54:45.380 bugging me. Quick Call Me. Guy would sit there and wait thirty, 734 00:54:45.460 --> 00:54:49.940 forty seconds. Hey, call the motherfucker right back as if that earlier conversation 735 00:54:50.019 --> 00:54:53.369 didn't happen, and put on a whole different personality. I'm like, Whoa, 736 00:54:53.530 --> 00:54:57.690 that was weird. I think, like does that work all the time 737 00:54:57.690 --> 00:55:00.849 with you? That is weird shit. I think that's business as usual, 738 00:55:01.130 --> 00:55:07.559 because there, if you couldn't get in the first time, you know, 739 00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:10.199 you let some time go by and then you kind of tying it, try 740 00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:15.159 and pretend that that didn't happen and come go go at it at a different 741 00:55:15.199 --> 00:55:17.519 angle. Yeah, you know well and to the extent that that Gemini's can 742 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:21.750 do that so quickly, in a matter of seconds, not minutes or hours, 743 00:55:22.269 --> 00:55:28.789 and so thoroughly, like he thoroughly became a whole different person, almost 744 00:55:28.789 --> 00:55:31.349 like a method actor, within a few seconds and straight up called that guy 745 00:55:31.389 --> 00:55:35.900 back when just told them to get fucked. Wow. I'm like, well, 746 00:55:35.980 --> 00:55:37.340 that was it was pretty wild. And I've no gem and I. 747 00:55:37.460 --> 00:55:39.739 Actually I like Gem and I chicks. They talk a lot. I don't 748 00:55:40.059 --> 00:55:45.059 honestly care if they talk about or change personalities, as long as I like 749 00:55:45.300 --> 00:55:52.130 all of the different personalities. Let's see, I've had Sagittarius Libra. Libra 750 00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:57.210 was my favorite. Their chill it really are libras really are scales. They 751 00:55:57.250 --> 00:56:00.289 really have that balancing factor. They're cool with pretty much everything. Listen to 752 00:56:00.329 --> 00:56:04.960 me, I just said three girls fucking fifty one years old. Yes, 753 00:56:05.079 --> 00:56:08.159 folks, I've had actually more girls in that I just don't remember. Just 754 00:56:08.239 --> 00:56:12.559 don't remember the signs. I just remember the ones that were long term. 755 00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:19.389 Excuse me, yeah, who remember signs? That's pretty good actually. Well, 756 00:56:19.429 --> 00:56:21.670 yeah, when you're with him for a long period of time, it's 757 00:56:21.670 --> 00:56:24.630 like, okay, your birthday fell here. You know. I mean the 758 00:56:24.750 --> 00:56:30.750 SAGITTARY is one. She the cool part about the Sagittarius. She was down 759 00:56:30.869 --> 00:56:36.579 for a lot of things. She was open to just be adventurous, but 760 00:56:37.300 --> 00:56:45.500 she had some anger issues. said she had to deal with where yere for 761 00:56:45.099 --> 00:56:49.050 poor Jim and I, but the libra, on the other hand, she 762 00:56:49.210 --> 00:57:10.719 was game for anything. That's what was great about her. fucking drink and 763 00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:19.469 the damn revolution come quick, laughing DRAKULICA, he'll make a revolution. fucking 764 00:57:19.510 --> 00:57:23.429 drink looking and hill the damn revolution. Come quick on it and drink looking 765 00:57:23.670 --> 00:57:28.389 and maybe make a revolution. Not a sip in it, pist cup. 766 00:57:28.469 --> 00:57:30.900 But if you guys to go head, twist it up. That's so. 767 00:57:30.019 --> 00:57:32.659 Drop in and make you kiss and cuffs, make you have to hustle, 768 00:57:32.699 --> 00:57:37.219 rip which a pissings up now broken sambomas in his larder. Gay, we 769 00:57:37.300 --> 00:57:39.059 going to rise out to ask like that bird of life, hoping you take 770 00:57:39.099 --> 00:57:42.780 action from the warred up write. But if the police, as you never 771 00:57:42.980 --> 00:57:45.650 heard my name by years God, like to put a book out there that 772 00:57:45.769 --> 00:57:53.090 I recommend you read if you're looking for real good female insight into the really 773 00:57:53.210 --> 00:57:58.369 hardcore pornography world. Yeah, we can talk about the book now. I'm 774 00:57:58.409 --> 00:58:00.840 not just talking like conversational, not about music to throw in right now, 775 00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:06.039 but I mean I think we should do a music episode. Okay, let 776 00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:07.159 me just throw this title out there and then we'll move on to that. 777 00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:12.440 It's called girl vert and it's by that chick called Ashley Blue. Do you 778 00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:15.710 remember her? No, just sounds like a porn star name. Well, 779 00:58:15.789 --> 00:58:19.789 she's not what I would call the most attractive thing in the world, but 780 00:58:19.909 --> 00:58:22.989 she did a lot of extreme shit. Well, anyway, she put a 781 00:58:22.030 --> 00:58:27.500 book out called Girl Vert and it is no holds Barre. Dude. I 782 00:58:27.619 --> 00:58:34.059 mean her fucking coke and ass fucking seems to be in every goddamn chapter. 783 00:58:35.659 --> 00:58:39.340 She has coke coked out. But what's not the ASS bucket obsession. Did 784 00:58:39.380 --> 00:58:43.050 you read the book? Are you going to read the book? Oh, 785 00:58:43.090 --> 00:58:45.969 I'm halfway through right now. I read it before I go to bed. 786 00:58:45.210 --> 00:58:51.969 Does she explain the obsession with the ASS? Um Let's just say that she 787 00:58:52.409 --> 00:58:58.880 was hooked up with a dude who who? They went, you know, 788 00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:01.599 to the typical Hollywood story. They go out there and they think they're going 789 00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:07.119 to do something. They answer that world modeling ad and it. The cool 790 00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:10.110 thing I like about the the book is it gives the whole detail of how 791 00:59:10.309 --> 00:59:14.429 she got in. That's all they met. Blah, blah, blah, 792 00:59:14.670 --> 00:59:21.190 and all the fucking crazy ass characters they are that are in that scene and 793 00:59:21.349 --> 00:59:27.340 it I find it fascinating because it's just these people exist that just used to 794 00:59:27.420 --> 00:59:29.860 have to deal with them. When you had the DVD story, you had 795 00:59:29.900 --> 00:59:31.900 to deal with the fucking distributors and would like we would go to the fucking 796 00:59:32.139 --> 00:59:37.340 porn convention and stuff like that. Like, yeah, they were crazy people. 797 00:59:37.219 --> 00:59:43.449 I remember also when I was managing a bondage Hick that worked at Kink, 798 00:59:43.849 --> 00:59:45.409 same thing. I had to deal with all this weird fuckers. Not 799 00:59:45.570 --> 00:59:50.050 that sex is weird, but I mean the people that choose to work not 800 00:59:50.170 --> 00:59:53.920 at the performer level but at the management level of the porn industry are Weirdos. 801 00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:59.800 Oh Yeah, oh yeah, especially the ones that, you know, 802 00:60:00.119 --> 00:60:05.119 own the vendor, you know. Yeah, there's a couple cool ones. 803 00:60:05.159 --> 00:60:08.230 I could think of the dude from vivids pretty cool jewels, Jules Jordan's pretty 804 00:60:08.230 --> 00:60:12.269 cool. But aside from that, most of them seem pretty creepy to me. 805 00:60:12.750 --> 00:60:16.150 And obviously nobody's an angel. But well, that's what's great about this 806 00:60:16.349 --> 00:60:22.019 book because she went down that whole of extreme so she was in the degrading 807 00:60:22.300 --> 00:60:24.860 spitting on you. You know, that just the stuff that I'm not into 808 00:60:25.219 --> 00:60:30.139 right, but I but I find it fascinating to read that someone actually let 809 00:60:30.260 --> 00:60:34.539 themselves get this way. And it's because, you know, she says she's 810 00:60:34.619 --> 00:60:38.010 just coked up, she's just had a coke, cabot from, I mean 811 00:60:38.130 --> 00:60:43.010 dude, when the her description of just like wake up, do a line, 812 00:60:43.409 --> 00:60:45.929 wake up doing lines, and we're doing extra see, and then we're 813 00:60:45.929 --> 00:60:47.690 doing this and we're doing that. Then we get a call to go shoot 814 00:60:47.809 --> 00:60:53.880 porn. And but the thing I liked about it was she starts revealing that 815 00:60:54.719 --> 00:61:01.440 I would rather fuck on camera then fuck other people in real life. And 816 00:61:01.719 --> 00:61:07.309 her boyfriend who was doing the porn with her, wanted to kind of turn 817 00:61:07.389 --> 00:61:13.869 them into a swingers couple and realize she didn't want to do yeah, exactly 818 00:61:13.949 --> 00:61:20.300 outside of outside of porn, but she wanted to have more. She goes, 819 00:61:20.300 --> 00:61:22.300 I want to have friends. I don't want to have friends all the 820 00:61:22.300 --> 00:61:24.099 time. They're just going to fuck. It is just and that's what that 821 00:61:24.139 --> 00:61:29.500 dude was down and again it's because they were coked up constantly, just constant 822 00:61:29.579 --> 00:61:31.699 coke. Dude. Well, so do you think the need for the coke 823 00:61:31.889 --> 00:61:35.969 is what made them do different things to earn the money to buy the coke? 824 00:61:36.090 --> 00:61:38.730 Because I've done coke before. Coke doesn't make you do porn onto itself, 825 00:61:38.849 --> 00:61:43.210 unless you're just trying to earn quick money to buy more coke. I 826 00:61:43.570 --> 00:61:45.570 think that has a lot to do with it. I sure, yeah, 827 00:61:45.650 --> 00:61:49.199 for sure, he came with diction and whatnot. And Yeah, if you 828 00:61:49.280 --> 00:61:52.920 really need the money you'll start to do whatever like you with. There's tons 829 00:61:52.960 --> 00:61:57.360 of Hollywood movies about people that just sell their bodies, and not just to 830 00:61:57.480 --> 00:62:00.510 pornography, but I mean the people on the streets and dangerous situations. So 831 00:62:01.070 --> 00:62:04.909 that's sounds pretty wild actually. I think I'd like to read that. But 832 00:62:05.070 --> 00:62:10.070 her description of just what she went through and again the cast of characters and 833 00:62:10.190 --> 00:62:15.469 how they react, and some are just like im I want to choke you, 834 00:62:15.820 --> 00:62:19.099 you know. It's like that was their whole king right there, like 835 00:62:19.219 --> 00:62:20.980 I just want to choke you. I don't even want to fuck, I 836 00:62:21.099 --> 00:62:23.340 just want to choke you. No, he he wants to fuck her, 837 00:62:24.059 --> 00:62:27.619 of course, but yeah, he wants to choke her while he's fucking her. 838 00:62:27.940 --> 00:62:31.889 The extra yeah, but really just talking about going to an orgy party 839 00:62:32.250 --> 00:62:37.010 and her description of that was like, Oh yeah, I remember that First 840 00:62:37.050 --> 00:62:39.849 Gang Bang. I went to that one time. World like this is just 841 00:62:40.090 --> 00:62:45.199 disgust. You never forget your first yeah, I know the dude. I 842 00:62:45.280 --> 00:62:47.760 think that's one thing I could say to all my friends. It's like, 843 00:62:49.159 --> 00:62:52.559 have you ever been to like a fucking fifteen man gang bang on t yes, 844 00:62:55.199 --> 00:63:00.070 being Arley hold. Well again, the thing that sucks about that is 845 00:63:00.230 --> 00:63:06.110 just one all the fucking naked Dick around, but the smell that starts happening, 846 00:63:06.230 --> 00:63:10.070 because you know, the SAS and the sweat and just the body odors 847 00:63:10.110 --> 00:63:14.940 and shit. It's just, and that was her description of when she went 848 00:63:15.019 --> 00:63:19.019 to like, you know, one of them orgy parties in the Hollywood hills 849 00:63:19.659 --> 00:63:22.380 houses, you know. Well, okay, think about an orgy in reverse, 850 00:63:22.500 --> 00:63:27.210 a gang bang in reverse. I'm just trying to imagine this, right. 851 00:63:27.329 --> 00:63:30.050 So if you're the dude rules on one guy into okay, well, 852 00:63:30.130 --> 00:63:32.369 now which that we have to I'm trying to get in her mind. So 853 00:63:32.489 --> 00:63:37.769 say now we're an alternate universe and there's a bunch of fucking fat, ugly, 854 00:63:37.809 --> 00:63:40.329 Greasy Women, because I'm sure that that's what most of the men were 855 00:63:40.409 --> 00:63:45.360 like, right. But now you're strapped down. Somehow they get your Dick 856 00:63:45.440 --> 00:63:47.920 to stay hard and you got these fat ugly, Greasy women just plopping down 857 00:63:47.920 --> 00:63:52.639 their vaginas and sliding up on that every Dick and then next and they just 858 00:63:52.920 --> 00:63:57.789 keep coming like what? That just seems fucking weird to be on the receiving 859 00:63:57.829 --> 00:64:02.190 end of that kind of entertainment. Well, again, I think to get 860 00:64:02.269 --> 00:64:08.989 to that level of orgy and being around groups and whatnot as drugs, it's 861 00:64:09.070 --> 00:64:12.019 not going to be. I mean because the again this goes back to the 862 00:64:12.059 --> 00:64:15.539 gang hard drugs, dude, hard drugs. Luckily, when I went to 863 00:64:15.659 --> 00:64:21.420 that those dudes were mainly high on pot, but I didn't recall seeing any 864 00:64:21.860 --> 00:64:25.570 coke. But yeah, it's like, I don't think you can do it 865 00:64:26.010 --> 00:64:30.650 straight sober. If you can, you're a unique person. Pornography in general 866 00:64:30.650 --> 00:64:35.050 or a Gang Bang in private? I don't think pornography in general. I 867 00:64:35.849 --> 00:64:41.320 I mean, I guess to get it up constantly, maybe you do need 868 00:64:41.480 --> 00:64:46.199 an outside stimulant, but I think to do any group activity you need to 869 00:64:46.280 --> 00:64:50.480 be on something. It's just, it's just, it's just weird being around 870 00:64:51.360 --> 00:64:56.389 I mean like, for example, safe say like you, you came over 871 00:64:56.429 --> 00:64:58.469 here with a girl and you just like, Dude, you want to tag 872 00:64:58.550 --> 00:65:02.710 team this, just girl with me. I'd be kind of like, I 873 00:65:02.789 --> 00:65:06.340 don't know, I don't know if I want to see your naked tick, 874 00:65:08.500 --> 00:65:12.699 you know, or I don't like your taste in women something. I would 875 00:65:12.739 --> 00:65:15.619 make up an excuse, honestly, Dude. I'm like not pass, it's 876 00:65:15.699 --> 00:65:17.460 good, it's cool. Well, that's how I felt when I was at 877 00:65:17.500 --> 00:65:20.300 the gang bang man. I mean they were asking me the like are you 878 00:65:20.380 --> 00:65:23.329 going to prefer? You going to do anything? And I go no, 879 00:65:23.409 --> 00:65:26.690 dude, I came here to film this thing and I can barely do that. 880 00:65:27.130 --> 00:65:30.369 I'm laugh love, Nope, not fuck this time. No, no, 881 00:65:30.769 --> 00:65:34.130 just film and drink liquor. Yes, no. And you know, 882 00:65:34.250 --> 00:65:38.519 there was a table set up with food and drinks and whatnot, and there's 883 00:65:38.519 --> 00:65:42.239 naked dudes just fucking jerking off and drinking and eating. And then when they're 884 00:65:42.280 --> 00:65:45.239 don't know, yeah, Dude, could. Dude, neverminds me. If 885 00:65:45.280 --> 00:65:47.880 you're fucking pizza story, tell, tell listener your pizza story from the other 886 00:65:47.920 --> 00:65:50.909 day. Will your drinking the beer in the weird okame, Oh, the 887 00:65:50.949 --> 00:65:56.630 pizza story. Oh yeah, so I go down to my favorite Ale Hell 888 00:65:56.750 --> 00:66:00.309 Plate, Ale hell, Ale House place to that's actually a good name, 889 00:66:00.510 --> 00:66:06.980 Ale hell. Well, yeah, and they have a twenty craft beers rotating 890 00:66:06.980 --> 00:66:10.940 there that I love, and they also have slices of pizza. Anyways, 891 00:66:12.579 --> 00:66:15.260 it was a nice day out and they have a patio because that's the only 892 00:66:15.300 --> 00:66:19.050 place you can eat right now. And there was a dude, I'd probably 893 00:66:19.050 --> 00:66:25.849 say he was in his S. I think he eat, he was built, 894 00:66:26.570 --> 00:66:30.449 but he was pacing back and forth on the sidewalk right next to where 895 00:66:30.489 --> 00:66:34.519 I was eating the pizza, just spewing off something and I tried to listen 896 00:66:34.559 --> 00:66:38.559 to it because if you I was like, is he having a conversation with 897 00:66:38.719 --> 00:66:42.000 someone, you know, through his phone and I can't see it? You 898 00:66:42.039 --> 00:66:45.039 know I'm talking about the whole Bluetooth in the air bullshit. Oh yeah, 899 00:66:45.079 --> 00:66:46.590 that happens all the time. That's what I thought it might have been. 900 00:66:46.670 --> 00:66:51.030 Well, when he was pacing back and forth, he kept repeating the line 901 00:66:51.269 --> 00:66:56.550 over and over and over and over. Ad You must have repeated it like 902 00:66:56.710 --> 00:67:00.110 ten times and then I just saw I said fuck, I can't eat, 903 00:67:00.699 --> 00:67:10.539 I'm you're your harsh and my mellow. So as he proceeds to come towards 904 00:67:10.659 --> 00:67:13.739 me, I make eye contact with them and I give him the death stare. 905 00:67:13.900 --> 00:67:16.130 I'm just like motherfucker. Shut up, I didn't say that. I 906 00:67:16.210 --> 00:67:19.010 want to know what your death stare looks like. You got to take a 907 00:67:19.050 --> 00:67:23.170 picture of your death stair eyes and post it on the Internet so I can 908 00:67:23.210 --> 00:67:27.130 see it. I've actually been told by even big dudes that, like, 909 00:67:27.489 --> 00:67:32.519 Dude, you got to stare that actually isn'timidating. So you, you and 910 00:67:32.599 --> 00:67:36.920 I have never really gotten down to that before, but you remember Josh Right, 911 00:67:36.960 --> 00:67:42.239 Big Josh? Yeah, he's one that totally told me that he's just 912 00:67:42.360 --> 00:67:45.949 like dude, because he and I got into it one time him and he 913 00:67:45.269 --> 00:67:48.349 just just like fuck, don't give me that stare, Dude. So back 914 00:67:48.429 --> 00:67:51.909 to the story. So the guy is coming towards me, I give him 915 00:67:51.949 --> 00:67:56.349 the death stare and then he blocks eyes with me and he looks at what 916 00:67:56.469 --> 00:68:00.260 you will what? I'm like, what the fuck is your problem, dude? 917 00:68:00.300 --> 00:68:05.420 Fuck you. Okay, that was his response to what was your problem? 918 00:68:05.539 --> 00:68:09.699 Fuck you, is my problem. Yeah, and then suck my Dick. 919 00:68:09.940 --> 00:68:13.289 And then I just said, okay, bring it over here, and 920 00:68:13.650 --> 00:68:16.010 I said he walked away. That's the funny part right there, Dude. 921 00:68:16.170 --> 00:68:19.689 I was thinking about that after you told me. So I'm gonna Start Thinking 922 00:68:19.770 --> 00:68:24.010 like like I do. I like continue the rest of the story and alternate 923 00:68:24.090 --> 00:68:27.520 ending. What would you have done if doing fold out his Dick just then? 924 00:68:29.319 --> 00:68:31.119 That only Oh, if he came over and, yeah, I got 925 00:68:31.199 --> 00:68:33.880 pretty close and just pulled his dick out, or even if you just stood 926 00:68:33.960 --> 00:68:36.640 ten I know you're not going to suck it, but I'm like, even 927 00:68:36.680 --> 00:68:40.960 if he came, like say, kind of closer to you or close to 928 00:68:41.000 --> 00:68:44.310 the old people who are sitting by you or something, and just drop it, 929 00:68:44.390 --> 00:68:46.470 indeed, put that shit a drop troud down to the knee, like 930 00:68:46.590 --> 00:68:50.350 you said you'd sunk it, ha ha ha. Well, I guess if 931 00:68:50.390 --> 00:68:54.109 he had a gun and he just says, Oh, you said you'd suck 932 00:68:54.229 --> 00:68:56.300 my Dick now. No, no, no, gun, no, gun, 933 00:68:56.460 --> 00:68:59.100 this California. There's no good. So I'm just this. I'm just 934 00:68:59.220 --> 00:69:01.420 wondering what would gary done if he this crate, because he's already unstable and 935 00:69:01.539 --> 00:69:05.460 has bad judgment. Right this guy. I'm like, well, he could 936 00:69:05.579 --> 00:69:10.130 just as easily have pulled down his pants and that would really made Gary's beer 937 00:69:10.210 --> 00:69:18.250 taste bad. Yeah, yeah, sausage on that pizza and I was eating 938 00:69:18.250 --> 00:69:23.449 Linguisa my pizza. Course, you were. You had fucking ween are on 939 00:69:23.529 --> 00:69:27.119 the mind. That's right, man. I was going to fucking get your 940 00:69:27.199 --> 00:69:30.000 Dick out of here so I can eat my sausage. Can I eat my 941 00:69:30.039 --> 00:69:33.039 own sausage and piece there, buddy. They sell it here. You don't 942 00:69:33.039 --> 00:69:36.600 need it fucking show it around or suck on it. They cook it. 943 00:69:38.479 --> 00:69:42.270 So of course, there, you know, was this older couple that was 944 00:69:42.350 --> 00:69:46.189 a couple tables away from me and she just goes, don't say anything, 945 00:69:46.350 --> 00:69:49.829 don't I'm like, stop living in fear, man, you gotta push back, 946 00:69:50.550 --> 00:69:55.140 otherwise these motherfuckers are just going to continue getting in your face and you're 947 00:69:55.180 --> 00:69:59.300 just going to be like yeah, and when you say these motherfuckers, I 948 00:69:59.500 --> 00:70:02.420 just take that to me and crazy people in public. Exactly. Yeah, 949 00:70:02.739 --> 00:70:06.649 because that's kind of annoying and I have a lot of compassion for homeless people 950 00:70:08.050 --> 00:70:12.569 and crazy people, but when they're not trying to do the right thing and 951 00:70:13.329 --> 00:70:18.010 trying even harder to do the wrong thing, oh my God, fuck this 952 00:70:18.210 --> 00:70:23.039 motherfucker's I heroka. Like homeless people in Oklahoma. They bag on the end 953 00:70:23.079 --> 00:70:27.239 of freeway off ramps. Yeah, we still we still have that too. 954 00:70:27.439 --> 00:70:30.039 It's pretty that's mainly the main place right because nobody comes up to you at 955 00:70:30.039 --> 00:70:33.680 ATM around here. You get shot. Well, that sounds like yours. 956 00:70:33.960 --> 00:70:40.109 City is probably like we are only going to have them here, whereas out 957 00:70:40.149 --> 00:70:43.470 here it's just like nop go, you can can camp just about anywhere you 958 00:70:43.550 --> 00:70:45.670 want. Yeah, yeah, it Willkay. So here's the idiocy, though. 959 00:70:46.390 --> 00:70:51.420 It got cold. We're talking minus twenty right, yeah, these motherfuckers 960 00:70:51.460 --> 00:70:56.939 out there begging on minus twenty days, like, Nope, not playing this 961 00:70:57.060 --> 00:70:59.460 game, you dumb fuck. You know what, I'm never playing this game 962 00:70:59.500 --> 00:71:02.819 with you anymore because you're an idiot. It was so cold there was cops 963 00:71:03.409 --> 00:71:06.609 picking up people and taking them to cold shelters. You know, the buses 964 00:71:06.729 --> 00:71:10.930 were picking up anybody that would needed to hop on, no matter where there 965 00:71:11.010 --> 00:71:13.970 was a stop. Get on, the bus will take you to the shelter. 966 00:71:14.850 --> 00:71:19.479 And these fucking stubborn assholes trying to play on people's sympathies out there and 967 00:71:19.600 --> 00:71:24.399 minus twenty at the end of the fucking off ramp. Big and for money, 968 00:71:24.840 --> 00:71:28.000 did it really go down to minus twenty? Oh yeah, for a 969 00:71:28.039 --> 00:71:30.680 couple days in a row. Oh Fuck, I knew you're in a freeze. 970 00:71:30.680 --> 00:71:33.789 I thought you guys were just like zero or ten or something. Wow, 971 00:71:34.149 --> 00:71:38.550 dude. Yeah, Dude, one goes below zero, it's like all 972 00:71:38.630 --> 00:71:41.750 bets are off. I doing shit. Yeah, it was like it was 973 00:71:41.869 --> 00:71:44.710 exactly. It's like opposite summer, like you know when it's so fucking hot, 974 00:71:44.750 --> 00:71:47.020 like a hundred and ten out you got outsidees like fuck this, it 975 00:71:47.140 --> 00:71:50.859 either going in swimming pool or I'm going back into the air conditioning. It 976 00:71:50.979 --> 00:71:55.180 was the it was like that. You get outside, thinking now I'm just 977 00:71:55.260 --> 00:71:59.579 gonna walk over to the dispensary. Yeah, it's only two hundred yards away. 978 00:72:00.140 --> 00:72:02.609 I get out there, I'm dude and I've got my fucking Surrell's, 979 00:72:02.689 --> 00:72:08.930 my likes big snow snow boots on for sure. I got jeans, I 980 00:72:09.010 --> 00:72:14.970 got three tshirts, extra layer, layer, hat, beanie. Get out 981 00:72:15.010 --> 00:72:16.720 there. You know a little section where your nose, in your eyes is 982 00:72:16.760 --> 00:72:21.880 exposed to the cold. Huh, it was too much. I got about 983 00:72:21.920 --> 00:72:26.960 a block away. I'm like, what the fucking fuck, man, it's 984 00:72:26.960 --> 00:72:30.909 like giving me a headache, just like right, that can imagine, man. 985 00:72:30.029 --> 00:72:34.989 That's just that's just super cold air that human being should just not be 986 00:72:35.270 --> 00:72:41.270 in. I should say nothing living should be in it. Even animals are 987 00:72:41.350 --> 00:72:45.619 just like fuck you fucking digging a hole. Let's fuck as far as they 988 00:72:45.659 --> 00:72:49.739 can get. You know straight up, dude, there's like dead bird my 989 00:72:49.859 --> 00:72:56.380 porch, just frozen in place, just like poor guy. Take a picture 990 00:72:56.420 --> 00:72:59.689 of it. No, just I felt bad for it because I see all 991 00:72:59.770 --> 00:73:02.289 the all the birds come over to eat seeds all the time. But I 992 00:73:02.489 --> 00:73:05.970 knew, he knew that this is what place to get food, but there 993 00:73:06.090 --> 00:73:10.609 was just nowhere to go. Where do you go, even if you burrowed 994 00:73:10.649 --> 00:73:15.800 a hole into the dirt as a bird? Twenty, come on, Oh, 995 00:73:15.880 --> 00:73:18.079 dude, you go under the dirt enough, you can be warm. 996 00:73:18.199 --> 00:73:23.199 That's what a lot of those rodents do. Yeah, there's I mean I'm 997 00:73:23.239 --> 00:73:27.630 sure you've seen the nature stuff where the Fox is hunting the you know, 998 00:73:27.750 --> 00:73:30.949 like hamsters or rats or mice or whatever, under the snow. Yep, 999 00:73:30.470 --> 00:73:36.789 that blanket of snow actually is a warmer to anything underneath it. Oh yeah, 1000 00:73:36.789 --> 00:73:40.949 I bet. Yeah, I was a dude. It was like it 1001 00:73:41.069 --> 00:73:43.899 got up to about twenty finally, and we're like fuck, yeah, it's 1002 00:73:43.899 --> 00:73:45.579 nice out, let's go watch the cars off. Finally and we're like, 1003 00:73:45.779 --> 00:73:48.939 oh wait, if we want, if we spray any water's going to freeze 1004 00:73:48.939 --> 00:73:53.180 in about ten minutes exactly. Not even that, dude. It was spray 1005 00:73:53.260 --> 00:73:58.090 instantly because it's below freezing. Yeah, it was am I think it was. 1006 00:73:58.529 --> 00:74:03.130 It averaged about fourteen degrees for something like ten days, that polar vortex 1007 00:74:03.289 --> 00:74:08.010 thing that just plunged all the way down to the Gulf. I went do 1008 00:74:08.170 --> 00:74:10.840 when I saw that? I felt sorry for you. I'll go goddamn, 1009 00:74:10.840 --> 00:74:14.600 I hope Johnny survives that. It's going to happen again real soon. You 1010 00:74:14.720 --> 00:74:17.159 See, if you know why that's happening, you know the thing we grew 1011 00:74:17.199 --> 00:74:20.680 up knowingny and loving, called the jet stream that cuts across from California to 1012 00:74:20.800 --> 00:74:28.590 New York. Nice Consistent Band of wind. Sure that motherfucker slowing down almost 1013 00:74:28.670 --> 00:74:32.310 to a near stop. That's what was deflecting all the polar from dropping down. 1014 00:74:32.949 --> 00:74:36.149 It couldn't. There's a big blast of kind of like you put your 1015 00:74:36.189 --> 00:74:41.939 hand outside the car window. You know, just well know the jet stream 1016 00:74:42.020 --> 00:74:45.180 was pushing it down because it was going so far north. It was pushing 1017 00:74:45.220 --> 00:74:48.460 all that Arctic air down. So it was plunging down and going back up. 1018 00:74:48.739 --> 00:74:53.369 There was nothing in the middle like that with a jet stream normally cuts 1019 00:74:53.409 --> 00:74:57.890 across just simply left to right in America. Right, the power of that 1020 00:74:58.050 --> 00:75:00.930 diminished. It just slowed down so that it changes all the time. Well, 1021 00:75:00.970 --> 00:75:03.770 it's much slower now, to almost the point of stopping. And what 1022 00:75:03.930 --> 00:75:09.600 happens now is because it's going so slow, there's no force field resistance from 1023 00:75:09.680 --> 00:75:13.520 that polar that drops from the north. It just drops all the way down 1024 00:75:13.560 --> 00:75:17.920 until it's the Gulf and then causes a mess. It used to be deflected 1025 00:75:17.960 --> 00:75:25.189 by the jet stream. So like, if the jet stream stops, northern 1026 00:75:25.229 --> 00:75:30.789 Europe's going to turn into fucking ice age. Yeah, Dude, we're in 1027 00:75:30.949 --> 00:75:33.310 we're in extreme weather times. Man, it's going to be super hot. 1028 00:75:33.590 --> 00:75:36.659 It's going to be super hot this summer too, I guarantee it. It 1029 00:75:36.779 --> 00:75:42.699 makes us Hardier as humans. Plus we have technology. You know. Hardier 1030 00:75:42.939 --> 00:75:45.020 in what way? Well, we have to. I mean if you still 1031 00:75:45.020 --> 00:75:47.100 have to go out to work, you got to go out when it's mine 1032 00:75:47.180 --> 00:75:53.170 is twenty. So we start developing better clothing, better textiles, you know, 1033 00:75:53.409 --> 00:75:57.770 better all that stuff. Our cars start to work better. I think 1034 00:75:57.810 --> 00:76:00.210 we'll be fine. I get what you're saying. The people with enough money 1035 00:76:00.250 --> 00:76:05.399 apping, adapting, in progressing. Yeah, but the people with with less 1036 00:76:05.399 --> 00:76:10.319 money or not enough, will be like that motherfucker out there twenty bag and 1037 00:76:10.439 --> 00:76:13.880 he'll probably be out there in a hundred ten Bagon as well. Right, 1038 00:76:15.039 --> 00:76:17.710 that's rough. Fuck me. Fuck me, Michelle. What do you got 1039 00:76:17.750 --> 00:76:24.789 me? But don't bottle cops. Okay. So to your music thing. 1040 00:76:24.869 --> 00:76:28.229 What would your what was your question on that? I'm going to pull up 1041 00:76:28.270 --> 00:76:31.750 some of the the old signal jams episodes we did from a year ago, 1042 00:76:32.220 --> 00:76:36.500 because they're pretty good, like Eddie Murphy, Van Halen or whatever. Fuck 1043 00:76:36.699 --> 00:76:41.739 Eddie Van Murphy. That was a good episode. There's a we got like 1044 00:76:41.819 --> 00:76:44.220 twenty episodes in the can already, so I'm going to share some of those 1045 00:76:44.220 --> 00:76:47.329 so we don't necessarily have to repeat those ideas. Like the John Hughes episodes. 1046 00:76:47.449 --> 00:76:51.449 Was Pretty Good. So you're saying none of these have ever made, 1047 00:76:51.649 --> 00:76:56.729 quote unquote, the air. No, they made the air on the when 1048 00:76:56.890 --> 00:77:00.439 we hosted on speaker and we shared him on facebook and all that stuff, 1049 00:77:00.439 --> 00:77:05.039 but once I shut down the speaker account, eventually that just evaporated. But 1050 00:77:05.199 --> 00:77:10.119 now that we're hijacking this channel, these listeners have never heard any of those 1051 00:77:10.159 --> 00:77:14.720 episodes and I have them ready to go. We're Hide Jack and we're signal 1052 00:77:14.760 --> 00:77:18.550 jamming exactly, and you know it's funny too. Is that lightning bolt jamming 1053 00:77:18.550 --> 00:77:23.470 in the middle of the forehead? That's what prompted all of this. You 1054 00:77:23.590 --> 00:77:28.710 know why? It's that Goddamn Brain Zapper. I used ZAPP and electricity right 1055 00:77:28.750 --> 00:77:31.899 there in my brain. I foreshadowed my own life. Beautiful Dude, is 1056 00:77:31.979 --> 00:77:35.699 that weird? That fucking genie. I didn't know that. Didn't do it 1057 00:77:35.819 --> 00:77:40.260 on purpose, but I'm sorry. No, Stredam has your nostredamas now. 1058 00:77:41.180 --> 00:77:45.409 Wow, hey, hey, you know, and you know, you know, 1059 00:77:45.689 --> 00:77:47.090 you know, I know. Yeah, man, all right, dude. 1060 00:77:47.210 --> 00:77:50.890 Well, I think we got a nice little solid episode right there, 1061 00:78:00.119 --> 00:78:01.159 and now back to the wall.