Shock starts with pegging/ While Voltage checks his colon/ Hemorrhoids be gone

WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:11.070 And that was Gary. Oh, it's just gary character. She's not sticking 2 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:13.669 anything up my ass. Let's put it that way. How you don't want 3 00:00:13.710 --> 00:00:17.870 to get Paig like Ronnie does on Stern? Absolutely not. That's a seventy 4 00:00:17.870 --> 00:00:20.710 year old man. Dude, he likes he's all. I just wanna, 5 00:00:21.070 --> 00:00:25.699 I just want to feel what they feel. That that's his an excuse because, 6 00:00:25.699 --> 00:00:27.460 yeah, I just want to, I just want to feel what they 7 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:30.539 feel. It's not. Yeah, I don't think it's that weird. It's 8 00:00:30.539 --> 00:00:33.460 just not for me. Like the fact that he does it. Yeah, 9 00:00:33.539 --> 00:00:37.530 that's, you know, understandable. Now I don't find it weird as in 10 00:00:38.329 --> 00:00:42.729 weird weird. I just find it weird. Is just like maybe today I'll 11 00:00:42.810 --> 00:00:46.609 take a fucking dildo up my ass. Yes, too much. That's just 12 00:00:46.770 --> 00:00:49.810 too much, too much right. I'm sure I put my finger up my 13 00:00:49.850 --> 00:00:53.000 ass before as a kid. You know, just I got ask I put 14 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:55.280 a thermometer down the tip of my Dick. Wants to so I'm like, 15 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:57.960 Oh, what does that do? Just I did weird shit. You know, 16 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:00.079 when you're a kid you investigate your body, but now, as an 17 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:03.390 adult, I'm like, yeah, not too much happened. Having stuff in 18 00:01:03.510 --> 00:01:07.709 my ass. My hamroid was acting up this week. Gary, Gary, 19 00:01:07.909 --> 00:01:14.670 Gary. I had had a lot of that feeling around this week. Yeah, 20 00:01:15.390 --> 00:01:18.430 yeah, I told you I had a hemorrhoid operation. Yeah, about 21 00:01:18.739 --> 00:01:21.579 you, year and a half ago. Yeah, I didn't work. Fuck 22 00:01:21.579 --> 00:01:23.980 yeat work, Dude. Fuck, yeah, Oh my God. So, 23 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:27.980 like normal hamorrhoids on the outside of your Butthole, people get those that come 24 00:01:29.019 --> 00:01:33.530 and go whatever. Right, fairly tolerable. But then I had like I 25 00:01:33.650 --> 00:01:38.049 just a paint up in my ass, like ah the fuck. And so 26 00:01:38.489 --> 00:01:41.170 the way up there, yeah, like felt like it was two or three 27 00:01:41.209 --> 00:01:44.930 inches up in my ass. Shit mines on. Mine's just on the rim. 28 00:01:45.170 --> 00:01:49.000 It's like fucked motherfucker, but I and so I guess it just kept 29 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.439 getting bigger and more irritator or whatever irritates a fucking hamorrhoid. But of course 30 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:57.599 I'm HYPOCHONDRIAC. Them like, Oh fuck, I got the anal cancer. 31 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:00.359 Oh Shit, it's got the colon cancer. I'm a goner. So I 32 00:02:00.590 --> 00:02:05.909 just fucking whenever to the hospital where I was living up in Shreveport and they're 33 00:02:05.989 --> 00:02:07.349 like yeah, it's good thing came in. We'll be happy to check out. 34 00:02:07.750 --> 00:02:10.669 Going for a Colin Oscopy and all that stuff. Because so I did 35 00:02:10.710 --> 00:02:14.389 all the other tests I had done, like that poop test. You can 36 00:02:14.430 --> 00:02:16.979 send in your poop and everything on the analyze your feces. Yeah, I 37 00:02:17.020 --> 00:02:21.699 did that. That came out fine, but it was they had to determine 38 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:23.979 if it was a hemorrhoid. Now, because they're like it's probably just a 39 00:02:23.020 --> 00:02:29.060 hamorrhoid, but we gotta see what we're dealing with. So they fucking Oh 40 00:02:29.099 --> 00:02:32.409 yeah, dude, they fucking knock me out. Me Out, out came 41 00:02:32.490 --> 00:02:36.610 some good drugs. Then gasp me. Is One of those kind of knockouts 42 00:02:36.610 --> 00:02:38.289 where it's like okay, Count Back Chords from ten and you get to about 43 00:02:38.330 --> 00:02:40.770 seven and then next thing you know, it's bright lights. They're like you 44 00:02:40.849 --> 00:02:46.599 can sit up now. That kind of knocked out. Wow. Way reminds 45 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:49.719 me and when I have my wisdom teeth out, exactly that kind of seem. 46 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:53.199 Yeah, same thing. So now. But I was like, Oh 47 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:57.520 really, because for one that and for one that, let oh, everything 48 00:02:57.560 --> 00:03:00.270 went great, you know, nothing going on up there. You know, 49 00:03:00.389 --> 00:03:02.629 I've got rid of the hemorrhoid. Is Pretty pretty big. We can see 50 00:03:02.669 --> 00:03:05.949 why you were in pain. That's all healed up and good to go. 51 00:03:07.030 --> 00:03:10.830 Come back for a regular checkup, not a call on oscope later. You 52 00:03:10.909 --> 00:03:15.699 know, came ow. Was Yours like a constant pain, or did it 53 00:03:15.099 --> 00:03:17.860 like coming and out, like, you know, one week it'll be good. 54 00:03:19.020 --> 00:03:23.219 It would start like that, right, but over time it's start getting 55 00:03:23.259 --> 00:03:27.210 it out right, like painful and not. And I do stuff like, 56 00:03:27.449 --> 00:03:30.810 you know, be active or ride my bike or play the drums or just 57 00:03:30.930 --> 00:03:34.129 whatever. Just be active and kind of not be there. Basically do all 58 00:03:34.169 --> 00:03:38.610 of the things that are you should be doing to knock get Hamorrhoids Right. 59 00:03:38.650 --> 00:03:42.919 And they do say, though, that avid bike riders if you're not sitting 60 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:46.599 on your seat correctly. Yeah, and aggravated Baker, sure, for sure. 61 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:47.800 And it started to get to that point where, like, I've just 62 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:53.520 never was comfortable at all and then came to point where I was always discomfortable 63 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:58.030 and then the high side of that pain was almost one terrible. So my 64 00:03:58.270 --> 00:04:01.789 average resting pain was probably like a for up to about a ten. You 65 00:04:01.870 --> 00:04:06.270 add resting. Bitch face judo is fucking Horriblema this can't be im I can 66 00:04:06.389 --> 00:04:10.180 take me out, like if you ever had lower back pain or some shit 67 00:04:10.259 --> 00:04:13.659 like that. And I go through pains all the time. Dude, I'm 68 00:04:13.939 --> 00:04:17.420 I'm always going through pains, but I just I just fucking go through it, 69 00:04:17.579 --> 00:04:20.060 you know, I just I just deal. But anyway, when I 70 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:24.490 was done, they cut that fucker out. It was sore for about half 71 00:04:24.529 --> 00:04:27.490 a day, but, dude, sore was a relative term because, compared 72 00:04:27.569 --> 00:04:30.290 to the pain, it was in nothing. It's a fucking I can at 73 00:04:30.290 --> 00:04:33.529 least sleep now. Before there was not even a comfortable position to lay on 74 00:04:33.610 --> 00:04:36.209 your ass because if you laid on your right side, your left side, 75 00:04:36.649 --> 00:04:40.519 you're squishing it, if you're laying on your back, you're squishing it. 76 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:45.480 Had to like have create a fucking valley for my ass with the like pillows. 77 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:47.639 Yes, yes, for sure. So, anyway, if you have 78 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:53.470 a way to it or somehow, either with money or to somehow pretend your 79 00:04:53.509 --> 00:04:56.509 poor and go get it done through the county hospital. Fuck I was. 80 00:04:56.629 --> 00:04:59.629 It was great, dude, it was so it's like a new life found. 81 00:04:59.790 --> 00:05:02.949 I have found Johnny that when I have had these, I guess I'll 82 00:05:02.949 --> 00:05:06.899 call him, pain attacks. Like literally I've had it where I'm dead asleep 83 00:05:08.259 --> 00:05:11.779 and all of a sudden I'm just like WHO's fucking me? That's like with 84 00:05:11.779 --> 00:05:14.500 the ice pick though. Yeah, like with the ice pick. WHO's fucking 85 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:18.819 my ass with the ice pick? So what I do now is heating pads. 86 00:05:18.939 --> 00:05:21.370 Seems to work for me. Yea. Yeah, and on the heating 87 00:05:21.370 --> 00:05:28.649 pad for at least a half hour and yep it it definitely and ice swelling 88 00:05:28.730 --> 00:05:30.410 down. You could do either one. Like I don't like ice. Yeah, 89 00:05:30.449 --> 00:05:32.810 so for some reason cold doesn't work for me. He does. The 90 00:05:33.009 --> 00:05:36.279 other thing is good is EPS and salt baths. Go Get yourself a vibe 91 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:39.759 bount, you know, five pound bag of EPPs and salt over at the 92 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:43.240 fucking Wal Mart or something. Sure, and put a couple of cups in 93 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:45.759 that in a warm bath. You don't have to fill up the bath all 94 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:46.560 the way, just fill it up to your ass, you know, up 95 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:50.149 to your waist or whatever. For sure, soaked your butt hole up in 96 00:05:50.189 --> 00:05:55.310 that EPPs and salt. That reduces swelling. That was nice. We'll check 97 00:05:55.389 --> 00:06:00.149 this out. I have had this problem in my area for God, at 98 00:06:00.350 --> 00:06:03.740 least twenty years, because when I had the problem, I did go to 99 00:06:03.899 --> 00:06:09.459 the doctor. Man. They did Colon Oscarpe's. They did so many different 100 00:06:09.500 --> 00:06:11.699 things. are like, we can't find anything. Well, so you're not 101 00:06:11.699 --> 00:06:14.339 dying. I'm just gonna have to live with it. Well, tell but 102 00:06:14.420 --> 00:06:17.459 you can go back. So I would recommended. You'll like go back to 103 00:06:17.540 --> 00:06:20.889 a new doctor or whatever, because time has changed and things have just progressed 104 00:06:20.970 --> 00:06:25.209 whatever. But man, it changed my life just talking about the fact that 105 00:06:25.250 --> 00:06:30.329 I'm telling this guy I have this excruciating pain, sitting down is painful and 106 00:06:30.490 --> 00:06:34.480 he can't find shit. That's just annoyed me. fucking dismissive. I had 107 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:42.360 some Nice Indian Lee Kaiser, Indian lady doctor at the Osu Health and streeport. 108 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:44.879 She was Super Nice. Yeah, it was great. Well, so 109 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:48.709 there was actually a double benefit. So they got rid of the the what 110 00:06:48.829 --> 00:06:51.550 did call it? The Hem Roid, up in my asshole. So that 111 00:06:51.670 --> 00:06:56.350 confirmed that that's what the pain was. They said it healed fine, no 112 00:06:56.509 --> 00:07:00.110 problem, very common. We're glad you're feeling better and also your assholes clean 113 00:07:00.149 --> 00:07:02.939 all the way up. We went up like five feet and you're like good, 114 00:07:03.019 --> 00:07:05.620 come back in ten years. We went up five feet. We were 115 00:07:05.620 --> 00:07:09.779 tickling your tonsils. Yeah, I mean, I I don't want to hear 116 00:07:09.860 --> 00:07:12.180 this. I live. I heard the last part like come back in ten 117 00:07:12.220 --> 00:07:15.009 years for you know, check up some I'm like okay, across that off 118 00:07:15.050 --> 00:07:19.730 my hypochondriac list. No, ass cancer, all right, we sent a 119 00:07:19.810 --> 00:07:24.649 probe up there to tickle your dude's troubling. Honestly, like, yeah, 120 00:07:24.769 --> 00:07:27.810 not to even just be fun of it. I would somehow finagal a fucking 121 00:07:27.889 --> 00:07:30.800 way to get somebody up in your ass to cut that out. It will 122 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:35.120 change your life. How about a Gerbil? Maybe? Maybe, don't know, 123 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:40.040 get that animal in there you got. Yeah, but it's tough, 124 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:42.959 though, because, like, because you'd have to super hide your money and 125 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:45.949 almost create a new alias and just go to like the county hospital, say 126 00:07:45.949 --> 00:07:47.709 I'm poor, I have a can I guess, some Medicaid please, or 127 00:07:48.430 --> 00:07:50.949 just fucking pay for it. But that could be pricing because you'd have to 128 00:07:50.990 --> 00:07:55.709 sign up for Insurance and they say, Oh, you have a preexisting condition. 129 00:07:56.149 --> 00:07:58.310 Okay, that's going to be extraally, you know, all that bullshit 130 00:07:58.430 --> 00:08:01.860 probably end up costing you Eightyzero to get it cut out that direction. I'm 131 00:08:01.860 --> 00:08:05.540 not really sure. It's kind of fucked up in America. Huh, we 132 00:08:05.620 --> 00:08:09.139 can't just go have some shit taken care of. But more important to me, 133 00:08:09.139 --> 00:08:11.579 because I'm we got a sign papers away and go. How are you 134 00:08:11.660 --> 00:08:16.050 planning to pay for this? Yeah, with my dose coin. We don't. 135 00:08:16.089 --> 00:08:18.129 We don't care about your health. We want your money, and then 136 00:08:18.209 --> 00:08:22.410 your health. We will lock that money. That's America, because if we 137 00:08:22.529 --> 00:08:26.689 have, if we happen to fix you, we want you to be on 138 00:08:26.769 --> 00:08:28.600 the hook for the rest of your life. Hey, we fixed him. 139 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:33.720 That'll be thirty five dollars a month, please, forever. Yeah. Would 140 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:37.799 you like the subscription plan or the onetime payment? Yeah, just like us 141 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.120 to fuck you slow off and on, or just one big time? Would 142 00:08:41.120 --> 00:09:11.129 you like it without the Lube? That's extra. And now back to the 143 00:09:11.169 --> wall.