Pillow Guy, SNL, Beavis and Butthead, Val Kilmer, and nostalgic hijinx

WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:06.519 That sound like I'm the MIC. May sound like I'm here on your laptop. 2 00:00:06.639 --> 00:00:11.869 MIC. I hear everything. Okay, and then or tap on the 3 00:00:11.910 --> 00:00:22.620 laptop mic Brook with actually don't know where it is. We should be good 4 00:00:22.739 --> 00:00:26.019 now. There you go. There you sound like the my pillow guy. 5 00:00:26.179 --> 00:00:31.339 Now, fuck that guy. That's crazy. I'm crazy, but that just 6 00:00:31.539 --> 00:00:35.380 crazier. Holy Shit, dude, I was so they have my pillow commercials, 7 00:00:35.460 --> 00:00:39.289 like over late night, overnight kind of stuff, right well in the 8 00:00:40.090 --> 00:00:44.649 TV Channel Grid. It puts my pillow right well. Now it says my 9 00:00:44.890 --> 00:00:52.079 pillow mattress I've been canceled. Shopping save big. Now what? That's what 10 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:55.399 it says. He's actually just claiming he wance old. Yeah, in the 11 00:00:55.479 --> 00:00:58.600 TV listing, like you're scrolling down the grid, you know you got Fox 12 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:00.560 and CW and just keeps scrolling, scrollings, growling, scroll, and you 13 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:04.989 find some fucked up channel with the my pillow mattress commercial I've been canceled. 14 00:01:06.150 --> 00:01:11.230 SMART fucking guy. Dude. That's actually smart marketing, because then he'll cater 15 00:01:11.390 --> 00:01:14.269 to his what. Yeah, what else you got to I mean, he's 16 00:01:14.310 --> 00:01:17.510 got nothing to lose but dry. No, he's gotten no canceled all you 17 00:01:17.629 --> 00:01:21.060 other people that think that you know. This whole cancel culture thing is bullshit. 18 00:01:21.219 --> 00:01:23.659 Support me, right, right. He's got no other path to redemption, 19 00:01:23.819 --> 00:01:27.579 so you might as well fucking least bailout pay for what he's all ready 20 00:01:27.579 --> 00:01:34.489 spent. Poor guy in poor guy, don't feel fucking I thought that guy 21 00:01:34.569 --> 00:01:37.329 was fucking creepy since the old time, the very first time I saw him, 22 00:01:37.370 --> 00:01:40.849 like somebody was in a commercial and they opened up their medicine cabinet and 23 00:01:41.010 --> 00:01:45.010 he's on the other side of the medicine cabinet poking his head in, like 24 00:01:45.209 --> 00:01:48.159 I knew you would like. Who Did you know? You know who. 25 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:52.159 He reminds me of a he reminds me of Paul Bear, the undertaker, 26 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:57.400 remember the yeah takers? o? A little bit of him, and maybe 27 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:04.430 Dr Phil with the Rug. Yeah, sure, frock. Yeah, well, 28 00:02:04.590 --> 00:02:10.310 he is Upper Midwest Minnesota, so he's got Kudaboo do Ventura accent. 29 00:02:10.590 --> 00:02:15.509 Yeah, it's funny. That guy's a mess. That'll all. That Shit's 30 00:02:15.550 --> 00:02:19.379 a mess, dud dude. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna prove to 31 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:24.300 you why Donald Trump, law or fucking was robbed of the presidency. Sure 32 00:02:24.379 --> 00:02:28.860 you are, dude, sure you are. It's funny. It wasn't. 33 00:02:29.020 --> 00:02:32.849 Some people just don't catch on that the world keeps moving. It's like yeah, 34 00:02:32.849 --> 00:02:38.129 I don't think the fucking Russian shot JFK and like, Dude, come 35 00:02:38.210 --> 00:02:40.689 on, come on. I don't think it has to do it with the 36 00:02:42.090 --> 00:02:46.000 them not thinking the world is not moving. It's just there. They're so 37 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:52.199 latched onto something that, yeah, the old shit. I'm trying to figure 38 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.000 this out, you know, because when you look at the whole trump thing, 39 00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:02.430 in his a snake skin oil salesman tactics of him showing he's just the 40 00:03:02.590 --> 00:03:08.789 bravado type guy that's going to get it done, sure you're done. So 41 00:03:10.030 --> 00:03:14.219 when you look at that now you know what I really think it is, 42 00:03:14.259 --> 00:03:19.139 Dude. I think it just became a pick a side thing, like America 43 00:03:19.300 --> 00:03:23.620 is always had multiple fucking political parties. Right, lots of different perspectives, 44 00:03:23.939 --> 00:03:28.050 the whole idea of like America's then, you know, big melting pot, 45 00:03:28.770 --> 00:03:31.770 but now it's not a melting pot. It's all it's like left or right, 46 00:03:32.129 --> 00:03:37.569 pick US side. You're either this or your must be that, and 47 00:03:37.889 --> 00:03:42.360 so it's will kind of is a melting pot. It's just that these people 48 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:46.560 have the loudest voices. That's that's what it's because they're losing. It's and 49 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:50.000 I liken it a lot to sports teams. If you pick a team that 50 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:53.080 because for one reason or another, you know, because your dad like that 51 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.430 team or because they happen to live by you, or whatever the reason, 52 00:03:55.509 --> 00:03:59.789 you latch onto it right. Well, and you happen to latch on to 53 00:03:59.830 --> 00:04:01.870 him because they're winning that year, maybe even took the penance. Well, 54 00:04:02.270 --> 00:04:08.550 then they start sucking year after year after year. There's fucking people who still 55 00:04:08.550 --> 00:04:12.539 support losing teams twenty years later. You know what I mean? Yeah, 56 00:04:12.659 --> 00:04:15.580 that's part of that whole thing of like if you grew up in the bay 57 00:04:15.659 --> 00:04:19.620 area and the a's were a losing team, yet you still supported them because 58 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:24.649 you know it's Oakland and block. Yeah, San Francisco, the giant. 59 00:04:24.769 --> 00:04:27.730 That for a long time in the S and s there's a whole phrase for 60 00:04:28.009 --> 00:04:31.089 giants fan was nobody sucks forever. I mean that's pretty sad. So, 61 00:04:31.610 --> 00:04:34.490 and you can't always have a winning team. It's not. It doesn't work 62 00:04:34.610 --> 00:04:38.529 that way. If you always have a winning team, what the fuck is 63 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:41.759 the point of sports? Right, exactly, and I think what's happened now 64 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:47.160 is that politics is the sport that dumb dumps can play now seven all year 65 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.519 round. It's not just football season or baseball season, or you have to 66 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:55.470 jump from team to sport and redecide or what's what? Now you could just 67 00:04:55.550 --> 00:04:58.550 fucking latch it all on one guy, like Oh, that's my guy, 68 00:04:58.670 --> 00:05:01.430 that's my fucking team, so whatever's, whatever my team and my fucking team's 69 00:05:01.470 --> 00:05:04.750 fans say, I'm going to pair it that because I want to belong. 70 00:05:08.019 --> 00:05:12.060 Oh, here's some fuckery, right. I'm looking at the peacock APP on 71 00:05:12.180 --> 00:05:16.100 the old Rowqu TV, scrolling around. Good, yeah, so I'm looking 72 00:05:16.100 --> 00:05:18.699 at all the SNLS. I'm like, well, they got all the SNL's 73 00:05:18.740 --> 00:05:20.730 here. I'm like, they gotta get some good shits. I want, 74 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:25.970 like down to Pam Anderson with the Rawlins band on it and I'm like fuck 75 00:05:26.009 --> 00:05:28.889 yeah, let's check this one out. Skits or stupid, of course. 76 00:05:28.930 --> 00:05:30.529 Right, there's a couple gems in there, like I remember, that's where 77 00:05:30.529 --> 00:05:35.199 that came from. And then no fucking bands. They didn't get the rights 78 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:40.040 to any of the music. None the fucking episodes in the whole fucking shit 79 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:44.160 cadlog has any live bands on it. I could have told you that. 80 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:47.360 Who Lazy Ass it fucking NBC failed to get that done. That's the main 81 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:50.870 part of fucking SNL is like, well, the skids suck, let's see 82 00:05:50.870 --> 00:05:57.350 who's playing. Well, remember that, Beavis and butthead had all those videos, 83 00:05:57.910 --> 00:06:00.310 you know, when they were doing their little video thing in between the 84 00:06:00.470 --> 00:06:03.819 cartoons, and that was the best. That was the funniest shit, dude, 85 00:06:03.860 --> 00:06:09.540 because that's really what caught my eye to. I agree. I agree, 86 00:06:09.620 --> 00:06:15.339 but the problem was that when they released the DVD's in the two thousands, 87 00:06:15.459 --> 00:06:17.889 they had to recall some of them. Sure, and I don't know 88 00:06:17.930 --> 00:06:23.250 if it had to do with that, but that was the main reason why, 89 00:06:23.370 --> 00:06:28.129 Beavis and butthead stuff was so difficult to I guess you could say, 90 00:06:28.209 --> 00:06:31.529 distribute because of the music, because it all had that copyrighted shit embedded in 91 00:06:31.649 --> 00:06:34.920 it. Interesting. Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, 92 00:06:35.079 --> 00:06:41.639 each episode had at least two or three videos they were fucking with, you 93 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:49.550 know, whether they liked it. Her Mus racked on it. Good Times, 94 00:06:49.629 --> 00:06:54.029 man. I loved it when Pat Tera came on and they just called 95 00:06:54.189 --> 00:06:59.910 Phil Pantera and Tara. Get in your room and clean it up. Yeah, 96 00:06:59.910 --> 00:07:05.579 yeah, angry, yeah, funny, what? I stop it, 97 00:07:05.660 --> 00:07:11.939 Aniot. Here's a weird thing. So we talked about the Vale Val kilmer 98 00:07:12.060 --> 00:07:16.850 documentary a bit ago. Here's what's interesting. You did I still haven't watched 99 00:07:16.850 --> 00:07:19.290 it yet. Yeah, it's I can't get all the way through it, 100 00:07:19.329 --> 00:07:23.569 so I can't really commend it, but there are some interesting things that came 101 00:07:23.610 --> 00:07:26.689 out of it. So his son, I told you in Nar, rates 102 00:07:26.730 --> 00:07:29.170 IT and a sound sounds a lot like him when he was young. So 103 00:07:29.290 --> 00:07:32.800 that's cool. But okay, since the movie came out, one of these 104 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:40.759 voice over AI companies got a hold of him and cut together audio that they 105 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:43.639 had found in the public domain or youtube, whatever you know, and just 106 00:07:44.430 --> 00:07:49.829 did a whole sampling of Val kilmer's voice. Now that dude could type any 107 00:07:50.029 --> 00:07:54.990 anything he wants, and it will speak in his voice and it sounds pretty 108 00:07:54.990 --> 00:08:00.819 fucking good. What you mean? So if VAL kilmer can't really speak either 109 00:08:00.860 --> 00:08:05.139 way, he's dad like mass that fucking voice box. They always that fucked 110 00:08:05.139 --> 00:08:07.180 up. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, well, so the 111 00:08:07.259 --> 00:08:09.980 cancer is gone, but apparently the treatment fucks your voice box up permanently. 112 00:08:11.139 --> 00:08:15.250 So he can't talk for Shit and he likes to tell you, an avid 113 00:08:15.329 --> 00:08:20.930 smoker. I don't think so. I forgot if they covered why and how 114 00:08:20.089 --> 00:08:26.050 he got that. Throat Cancer or esophagus cancer? Yeah, yeah, exactly, 115 00:08:26.170 --> 00:08:30.560 esophageal cancer now. But anyway, he's fine now healthwise. He just 116 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:33.799 fucked up from the treatment and he hasn't a voice box. But they saw 117 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.519 this movie and obviously you can't walk around with your kid reading your mind and 118 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:41.309 spinning out, spitting out thoughts for you and words. He can now type 119 00:08:41.389 --> 00:08:45.789 what he wants and it just comes straight out of vocode or type little device 120 00:08:46.190 --> 00:08:50.710 in his real voice. HMM, that they just sent medically combined from samples 121 00:08:50.750 --> 00:08:54.070 after samples after samples. So what I'm thinking about some now. It's now 122 00:08:54.149 --> 00:09:00.340 the longer like this sounding. No, it sounds just like fucking val kilmer 123 00:09:00.460 --> 00:09:03.539 from the doors, you know, just about fucking hey man, super cool, 124 00:09:05.019 --> 00:09:07.980 like well, wow, so, but that's a trip. Because so 125 00:09:07.100 --> 00:09:11.809 what I'm thinking of because I caught listen to lots of voiceover podcast and there 126 00:09:11.970 --> 00:09:16.330 is a company I'm checking out that I want them to make. I want 127 00:09:16.330 --> 00:09:18.490 to make my voice a voice, that kind of voice, because they need, 128 00:09:18.529 --> 00:09:22.929 apparently, lots of people to make these voices because they're way cheaper to 129 00:09:24.049 --> 00:09:28.600 create an audio book out of a semi synthesized voice then it is to pay 130 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:35.000 a reader to read the whole book. Makes Sense. Wow. So like 131 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.559 they might. Someone might pay me one fifteen hundred to read a book. 132 00:09:39.470 --> 00:09:41.509 I'll read the book, I get fifteen hundreds and usually that's it. They 133 00:09:41.549 --> 00:09:45.190 don't, they can't fuck with my audio or anything like that. Well, 134 00:09:45.590 --> 00:09:48.590 you go to this other audio company that does it half and half and they'll 135 00:09:48.590 --> 00:09:52.509 say, well, it's three hundred bucks. The cool thing is, even 136 00:09:52.549 --> 00:09:56.100 though it's far less money for the like the Book Company, it's paid to 137 00:09:56.139 --> 00:10:01.419 have their book converted to audio, then hiring the whole actor to read the 138 00:10:01.419 --> 00:10:05.179 whole thing. The like that voice actor that created the synthetic voice. In 139 00:10:05.259 --> 00:10:09.009 this case, if I created a Synthek Voice of myself, I could get 140 00:10:09.009 --> 00:10:13.129 royalties on that shit just the same. So they could be using my voice 141 00:10:13.330 --> 00:10:16.570 tons of places all around the world and I don't even know and be like 142 00:10:16.649 --> 00:10:22.519 a song royalties. So, in other would you just be getting checks all 143 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.000 the time? Yeah, you'd be getting pennies. You know what? You're 144 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:28.480 not getting fifteen hundred dollars for reading it. One Simmons Money? I think 145 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:30.600 so. Well, I'm I don't know if it's a lot of money, 146 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:33.000 but I think the potential is there, much in the same way songwriters royalties 147 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.309 used to be for them. Now, keep in mind fucking gene does deals 148 00:10:37.350 --> 00:10:41.350 for pennies. Man, he, he's, he's all about the money, 149 00:10:41.389 --> 00:10:45.190 no matter what it is. Yeah, yeah, if you got all about 150 00:10:45.230 --> 00:10:48.669 it, multiple revenue stream so then you could like take your top Tier Voice, 151 00:10:48.710 --> 00:10:52.580 like let me as my own name, could be the one that reads 152 00:10:52.740 --> 00:10:56.500 full things or does announcements or does whatever, and then I can have John 153 00:10:56.580 --> 00:11:03.139 Emotions as the fucking Avatar ai voice that people just fucking plug in their thirty 154 00:11:03.289 --> 00:11:05.649 thirty bugs were. I don't even know how much they're going to charge or 155 00:11:05.690 --> 00:11:09.929 pay, but the idea of having a voice already set up of me does 156 00:11:11.009 --> 00:11:15.610 not creep me out at all. If it can make me money, well, 157 00:11:16.049 --> 00:11:18.200 yeah, I mean wouldn't that be I mean be weird if you show 158 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.879 up in a weird town like Minnesota and you hop on the on the tram 159 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:24.360 or something and I was like Shit, that's my voice. They're like, 160 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:30.559 next up is railway station. You're like, well, that's me, that's 161 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:33.389 me like, yeah, I wonder if I'm getting a check and you'll have 162 00:11:33.509 --> 00:11:35.950 some APP or something. You probably could just check your bank account, like 163 00:11:35.029 --> 00:11:39.110 yeah, cool, don't you? But don't you kind of think, though, 164 00:11:39.870 --> 00:11:45.750 in the years to come it's basically just going to be automated voices in 165 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:50.779 those things to a point? Here's the thing that the arguments, not bucks. 166 00:11:50.019 --> 00:11:54.259 I'm just talking about like like transportation or things like that. Yes, 167 00:11:54.340 --> 00:11:58.340 like, for example, of the symptoms. I think that's robotic voice that 168 00:11:58.460 --> 00:12:03.970 you here on on the bus. Yeah, shorter phrases and sentences and things 169 00:12:03.009 --> 00:12:07.129 like that for sure could easily be automated away. Mark, definitely right. 170 00:12:07.210 --> 00:12:11.690 Right. I think they had a person read the Bart ones. They don't 171 00:12:11.690 --> 00:12:15.490 they aren't that many commands on Bart and it sounds like a real human to 172 00:12:15.610 --> 00:12:18.600 me anyway. Really you think so? I think it's a way computerized now. 173 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.039 A robot the overhead maybe, but the I'm just thinking of the on 174 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:28.840 train announcers, and that's actually the driver, the conductor, right, and 175 00:12:30.029 --> 00:12:33.470 you kind of wonder whether they are still implementing that or whether, you know, 176 00:12:33.629 --> 00:12:37.350 they're just driving in that or they're just staring. Yeah, I mean, 177 00:12:37.429 --> 00:12:39.830 could they have an option in the future. Like to sit in the 178 00:12:39.950 --> 00:12:45.100 fucking office at Bart Headquarters for twenty minutes and record all the phrases themselves. 179 00:12:45.179 --> 00:12:46.820 And now, whenever I'm on duty, all I have to do is push 180 00:12:46.899 --> 00:12:52.179 that button. Rock Ridge Station, Rock Ridge. I don't have to talk 181 00:12:52.179 --> 00:12:58.059 anymore, I just have to push the button with my samples. Remember that 182 00:12:58.179 --> 00:13:01.529 one time, dude, it was you, me that chick, and we 183 00:13:01.690 --> 00:13:07.210 went and saw the two punk rock bands of the Germs and adolescence in Oakland 184 00:13:07.289 --> 00:13:15.039 on New Year's sure, and then like Verre the Verra. I'm sorry, 185 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.200 was that her name? Vera de Vera? No, it's nine o'clock. 186 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:26.960 MMM, what that bich name? I actually do not remember her name. 187 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:31.950 I'm I'm racking my brain right now. Anyway, I do not keep God 188 00:13:31.990 --> 00:13:35.950 will give her a name later, but continue with the story. Yeah, 189 00:13:35.029 --> 00:13:39.830 anyways, yeah, we had a good time at that show. It got 190 00:13:39.870 --> 00:13:46.379 over twelve thirty, maybe one o'clock. We stumbled our way to the seventeen 191 00:13:46.019 --> 00:13:54.059 eighteen street bart station, whichever that one is, and I don't recalling you 192 00:13:54.779 --> 00:13:58.769 where. I'm just like where's Johnny, and just like I'm fucking I guess 193 00:13:58.809 --> 00:14:01.570 he's just going to figure it out himself because we can't find him. I 194 00:14:01.730 --> 00:14:07.690 remember when I'm wasting your phone. So like where are you? I'm the 195 00:14:07.809 --> 00:14:13.320 wrong platform. That fucking station has like three levels. I was waiting on 196 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:18.240 a platform where a train going my direction back to the conquered it was never 197 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:20.000 going to come. It just didn't come on that level. I was down 198 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:22.600 there for like forty five minutes. I'm like, Oh fuck, and then 199 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:26.710 I sobered up a little bit went upstairs. You were annihilated to so, 200 00:14:26.870 --> 00:14:31.110 yeah, I can imagine why you made that mistake. Finally got on the 201 00:14:31.389 --> 00:14:35.629 platform upstairs going back to conquered see. I think you had made it home 202 00:14:35.830 --> 00:14:39.019 and just passed out drunk in your car in the parking lot of Bart waited 203 00:14:39.100 --> 00:14:43.620 for me. I think that's how that ended, but Um fuck, dude, 204 00:14:43.659 --> 00:14:46.299 I gotta know where. No, we didn't pass out, we know. 205 00:14:46.580 --> 00:14:50.620 I specific specifically told the girl that will wait for Johnny because you know, 206 00:14:50.899 --> 00:14:56.450 it's fucking three o'clock in the morning and I don't feel like going home 207 00:14:56.690 --> 00:14:58.929 and having him take a taxi or whatever. Will wait, we it'll show 208 00:14:58.970 --> 00:15:01.210 up. That was so wrong, dud, because I remember I finally got 209 00:15:01.289 --> 00:15:05.129 on a train. You're welcome and I tucked my ass. You know, 210 00:15:05.250 --> 00:15:07.129 welcome. You know, when you get on a car, you can just 211 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:11.159 find the corner of a car, that corner seat, any corner seat, 212 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:13.120 been basically the far corner of a car, near the doors, and it 213 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:16.360 was still fucking hell of crowd. Knock out, hello, loud, Nah, 214 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:20.320 dude, I fucking pulled my jacket up over my fucking arm and my 215 00:15:20.429 --> 00:15:22.710 ear and like put my head down on the seat in front of me, 216 00:15:22.750 --> 00:15:30.429 leaned it there and just fucking I fucking threw up like four gallons all over 217 00:15:30.509 --> 00:15:33.029 the floor down. Dude, there was a matching. Dude. I think 218 00:15:33.029 --> 00:15:35.940 the people must have cleared out that car. No Way, nobody else care. 219 00:15:35.980 --> 00:15:39.179 There's people peean. I think fucking it. This is just a mess, 220 00:15:39.220 --> 00:15:43.259 Dude. It was gnarly. What. Yeah, it was crazy as 221 00:15:43.340 --> 00:15:48.299 crazy car like this. That's what happens at two or three o'clock. Bart 222 00:15:48.299 --> 00:15:52.529 got love bar see we and we got home at like to. So that's 223 00:15:52.570 --> 00:15:56.730 what was funny, because I figured I was going to wait for you till 224 00:15:56.730 --> 00:16:00.210 about three and I think you showed up somewhere, you know, between thirty 225 00:16:00.250 --> 00:16:03.649 and three. Just so fucking annihilated. And now I'm just like, Oh 226 00:16:03.690 --> 00:16:06.240 my God, I'm glad I'm driving here. Oh yeah, it's that feeling 227 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:11.399 that you got so wasted that you fucking puked it all and then you had 228 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:15.639 like a thirty minute train ride to pseudo pass out. Like I wasn't passed 229 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:18.399 out, but I had nothing else to do but kind of be passed out 230 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:22.110 sort of. So I was prodded. Isn't, but I'm like that thirty 231 00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:25.830 minutes went by and like about five minutes, I think it was like felt 232 00:16:25.870 --> 00:16:27.669 like three hours and five minutes all at the same time. Then I remember 233 00:16:27.669 --> 00:16:33.220 a conquered as it this is the fucking place right here that's got on the 234 00:16:33.259 --> 00:16:37.059 fucking that's stupor look, we kind of look to the sky, two shoulders 235 00:16:37.100 --> 00:16:41.580 pulled back a little bit, going like a fucking Spaccoli, going Oh, 236 00:16:41.659 --> 00:16:45.980 yes, conquer, fuck yeah, and and then then your head is just 237 00:16:45.059 --> 00:16:48.450 kind of going back and forth. In your body is slowly moving, feet 238 00:16:48.690 --> 00:16:52.490 and moving. It's like well, they very move. This got cash up 239 00:16:52.570 --> 00:16:57.129 to my tops, going stump, stumple. Say, okay, I got 240 00:16:57.289 --> 00:17:00.049 I think I got it. Then you get about thirty feet in your stride, 241 00:17:00.090 --> 00:17:03.279 you like I've look at me, I'm walking fuck it. Got Strut 242 00:17:03.880 --> 00:17:11.279 did? Yes, I think what happened was I think I might have dropped 243 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:15.269 her off and then came back. Do you recall her being in? I 244 00:17:15.390 --> 00:17:21.509 recall her being with us at the train station when I got back to Bart 245 00:17:21.710 --> 00:17:23.670 this could have been a different night altogether, but I'm pretty sure it was 246 00:17:23.789 --> 00:17:26.789 that night. When I got back to conquered Bart you were just chilling, 247 00:17:26.950 --> 00:17:30.740 kind of sleeping in your car, waiting for me. And yet thank you. 248 00:17:32.140 --> 00:17:34.779 Okay, yeah, yeah, like I said, you're welcome and yes, 249 00:17:36.339 --> 00:17:37.099 for sure, I don't know what you do with her. It's but 250 00:17:37.180 --> 00:17:40.740 that's what I do for my Bros, man, because I know that some 251 00:17:40.900 --> 00:17:44.019 of my Bros are dick wads and just would be like fuck him, he 252 00:17:44.059 --> 00:17:48.210 can find his own whale. Yeah, honestly, though, people to do 253 00:17:48.329 --> 00:17:52.569 that cuts drive everywhere. Kid kind of deserve it. Yeah, I was. 254 00:17:52.609 --> 00:17:56.369 I've always tell people like find somebody that's willing to drive drunk, because 255 00:17:56.410 --> 00:17:59.920 that way they're still like they're not trying to crash and they don't want to 256 00:17:59.960 --> 00:18:03.759 crash their car. So therefore, yours safe as you feel they are with 257 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:07.799 their own car. That's my theory. So I hey, it is motherfuckers 258 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:10.720 never crash his own car and he's not going to start crashing it just because 259 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:12.589 I got in it. Like, I don't get, I don't give fuck 260 00:18:12.670 --> 00:18:18.910 how drunk anybody is. He's good. I'm like, this is just kind 261 00:18:18.910 --> 00:18:22.069 of like an exciting ride for me. It's free like the crashes. This 262 00:18:22.190 --> 00:18:25.789 is just a story for me. I'm like, yeah, drunk, I'm 263 00:18:25.869 --> 00:18:30.740 a fucking good drunk rider. I won't say a drunk driver because I'm paranoid 264 00:18:30.779 --> 00:18:33.660 about that Shit, but yeah, I'm a good job. You're definitely a 265 00:18:33.740 --> 00:18:37.259 fun slashy drunk. Every time I've been around you, when you've been annihilated, 266 00:18:37.339 --> 00:18:40.660 we've had we've had a blast. I mean especially in the city, 267 00:18:40.700 --> 00:18:45.410 dude, that I still I still say my favorite story with you is us, 268 00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:52.009 meaning you, me and your sister, all fucking passing out in your 269 00:18:52.049 --> 00:18:57.039 apartment. You passed out in your clothes and you got up in your clothes 270 00:18:57.079 --> 00:19:00.400 and just said, Yep, I'm dressed, I'm ready to go. Oh, 271 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:02.599 yeah, Oh, I think I because I have my doc Martin's on. 272 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:04.680 That's probably made it extra funny because I had back then, I supported 273 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:07.720 those red dog Martin's and there's no way I could have gotten those off the 274 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:11.309 night before, so I'm probably took him off, dude, but the rest 275 00:19:11.309 --> 00:19:15.869 of your close stayed on, because I remember you're just like. I'm like, 276 00:19:15.910 --> 00:19:18.150 Dude, do you realize you got your jacket on? You all your 277 00:19:18.230 --> 00:19:22.309 fucking jeans on. You're like, I don't care, like all right, 278 00:19:22.390 --> 00:19:25.779 did go for it. Passed out like a Goddamn corpse in bed and he's 279 00:19:26.099 --> 00:19:32.140 like a creep Ella. And then fucking me and your sisters sitting there spooning 280 00:19:32.420 --> 00:19:36.500 and I'm getting directions backwards on the couch. You're like, yeah, it's 281 00:19:36.579 --> 00:19:40.650 just sleep. I humper her sleep and each seas heading to me. Fuck, 282 00:19:42.049 --> 00:19:45.569 that's too funny, Dude. Man, of all the things we've done 283 00:19:45.609 --> 00:19:51.450 had a camera, it was better than the reality shows I watch that we've 284 00:19:51.490 --> 00:19:55.720 done. Hell yeah, MMM, so many weird shit, dude. I'd 285 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:59.160 even bring up the one that I was the most mad at you, but 286 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:02.000 but I look back on it now and I'm just like, Goddamn, that 287 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:06.400 was a brutal prank. That was fucking Tahoe, Dude. When we went 288 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:11.109 down to that, we were in the pool. I think of this hotel 289 00:20:11.190 --> 00:20:15.470 that your dad was being security out of love that story. Now what had 290 00:20:15.509 --> 00:20:18.069 happened to we got there too, good night, right, had like a 291 00:20:18.109 --> 00:20:22.779 foot of snow on the ground. And it's snow like fucking five feet overnight. 292 00:20:22.859 --> 00:20:25.660 Remember your car or my car? Whoever's car we room was? Oh, 293 00:20:25.740 --> 00:20:27.660 he was my car, Dude. It was fucking ten feet of snow. 294 00:20:27.819 --> 00:20:30.660 Yeah, it's like, what the fuck? And then, but they 295 00:20:30.740 --> 00:20:33.740 had still carried my car. Yeah, and everything. We had to get 296 00:20:33.779 --> 00:20:36.809 a like a tractor. Some Shit, the polls out like a literally attractor. 297 00:20:37.529 --> 00:20:40.769 And No, we didn't, dude, we, meaning you, me 298 00:20:41.009 --> 00:20:45.369 and your father, got out there and dug it out. We did. 299 00:20:45.490 --> 00:20:48.250 We dug it out. I remember the tractor was pulling the guy ahead of 300 00:20:48.289 --> 00:20:52.480 us out earlier. Yeah, yeah, no shit we so what happened though? 301 00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:56.640 So, the all that snow, they still carved like little alleyways to 302 00:20:56.759 --> 00:21:03.000 get from the hope, the hotel building to the warm swimming pools. So, 303 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:04.950 yeah, I had convinced you and my dude. It's only like ten 304 00:21:06.029 --> 00:21:07.509 feet, it's just right over there. Come on, man, don't be 305 00:21:07.549 --> 00:21:11.789 a pussy, come on, let's go. So wait, no, that 306 00:21:11.950 --> 00:21:15.549 that was that party. I had no problem with. It was when we 307 00:21:15.750 --> 00:21:21.339 got down there and you just all of a sudden just took off and you 308 00:21:21.539 --> 00:21:26.660 took my fucking shoes. Oh Yeah, yeah, I was barefoot to her 309 00:21:26.740 --> 00:21:30.460 foot on the ice. Yeah, me too. Fuck you. One word. 310 00:21:30.700 --> 00:21:33.970 I want you to have the same experience I did. Know I was 311 00:21:33.089 --> 00:21:36.970 for sure it was miserable because it was so cold that started to get hot 312 00:21:37.130 --> 00:21:38.809 on my feet by the time while I was almost to that building, like 313 00:21:40.009 --> 00:21:42.890 that's how we by the time I got to the building, I was screaming. 314 00:21:42.930 --> 00:21:47.130 Yeah, you garlie horse's matter of fact, there were some girls just 315 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:52.200 like what's wrong? And I go my fucking asshole friend took my shoes and 316 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:56.319 I had to go up this shit and bare feet. My feet are fucking 317 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:02.430 froze. Yeah, it's like what it's like thirty at night. It was 318 00:22:02.430 --> 00:22:06.549 probably thirty degrees out and just everything's frozen, stacked full of snow. But 319 00:22:06.789 --> 00:22:10.029 yeah, right, stories. And they're looking at me like you moron. 320 00:22:10.269 --> 00:22:15.859 It's just like no, I had shoes and socks with me. That asshole 321 00:22:15.980 --> 00:22:21.059 sabotage my ass. Yeah, I'm like that good friend of mine played this 322 00:22:21.220 --> 00:22:23.619 Nice fucking joke on me. Ha Ha, Ha, joke on me, 323 00:22:23.779 --> 00:22:30.170 I guess. Yeah, I get back. You and your dad are rolling. 324 00:22:30.849 --> 00:22:34.730 Oh my God, I was just like you fucking assholes, I want 325 00:22:34.890 --> 00:22:41.410 I want to dig my car out right now. Oh Man. Yeah, 326 00:22:42.210 --> 00:22:45.559 and then, and then, dude, we look down and it's just like, 327 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:51.279 where's my car? Oh, it's under all that snow. Literally, 328 00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:56.160 dude, it's like it was just it was. It was probably about if 329 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:02.390 I remember correctly, there was probably about three to five feet of snow just 330 00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:06.710 on the roof right with regular scar yeah, not drift or anything like that, 331 00:23:06.910 --> 00:23:08.910 just regular snow, just straight up. It's going to be there no 332 00:23:08.950 --> 00:23:11.430 matter what. I'm like, Whoa, that's a I mean that was even 333 00:23:11.470 --> 00:23:15.180 a lot of snowbike current Taho records, you know what I mean. And 334 00:23:15.299 --> 00:23:21.500 then, and then it's snowed again and piled up all the way up to 335 00:23:21.700 --> 00:23:25.779 that point. So that's when I when I was looking down the window, 336 00:23:25.819 --> 00:23:30.250 I was like fuck, dude, my car scock. It's hopeless. What 337 00:23:30.369 --> 00:23:34.130 stole my car? The F and then we snow shoot. We snow shoot 338 00:23:34.210 --> 00:23:37.769 off into the Wilderness. fucked. It was so horrendous that day. We 339 00:23:37.930 --> 00:23:41.079 snow shoot. I think, I don't know, we might have gone fifty 340 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:47.839 yards out and back, but it felt like miles. Yeah, because the 341 00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:52.240 snow was I don't know if you call it thick or just oh yeah, 342 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:56.309 it's just like you. You go deep down and you when you're trying to 343 00:23:56.309 --> 00:23:59.950 get your leg out, and then next leg it's like I'll fuck this. 344 00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:04.509 Yeah, it was wet and deep, but yeah, yeah, that was 345 00:24:04.549 --> 00:24:07.670 a workout, boy, good times, man. I like that place. 346 00:24:08.789 --> 00:24:12.859 No, for sure, I again. Looking back on it now, awesome, 347 00:24:14.339 --> 00:24:17.579 but at that time it's just like, motherfucker, I'm gonna get this 348 00:24:17.660 --> 00:24:19.980 guy back. And I got you back one time. And I can't remember 349 00:24:21.019 --> 00:24:25.690 when, but I think I did get you back one time. Does it 350 00:24:25.970 --> 00:24:29.289 it must have been as it must not have been. It's fucking right, 351 00:24:29.369 --> 00:24:32.490 bentful is as yeah, that's what I'm saying. Does it counter if I 352 00:24:32.529 --> 00:24:34.970 don't know that you got me back? It sounds like a sign fels episode. 353 00:24:34.970 --> 00:24:53.950 Dude. You got to apologize, you got to meet it, and 354 00:24:55.150 --> 00:24:55.990 now back to the wall.