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WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:07.469 Welcome back, it's Friday. You made it to the end of the week. 2 00:00:07.710 --> 00:00:13.070 This is johnny emotions and that makes this show daily emotions. So I 3 00:00:13.230 --> 00:00:22.780 was having my buddy gee shock come on and she shock never fails to entertain. 4 00:00:23.539 --> 00:00:26.980 So I was talking to him about my sleep habits and how we're getting 5 00:00:27.019 --> 00:00:31.620 through covid and sharing, you know, some of our struggles. So I'm 6 00:00:31.739 --> 00:00:40.250 talking sleep and then he just instantly shifts the topic to Chafing Dick from jacking 7 00:00:40.329 --> 00:00:43.890 off too much, and then it kind of goes downhill from there. Fortunately 8 00:00:43.929 --> 00:00:48.210 it's only like twelve thirteen minutes long. Enjoy see when you come out of 9 00:00:48.250 --> 00:00:52.079 those up temple goddamn numbers, man, is impossible to make those transitions. 10 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:56.039 The only issues like sometimes the eight hours feels perfect amount of sleep and it 11 00:00:56.119 --> 00:01:00.799 sometimes it feels like not enough. HMM, Gotcha. Oh, and the 12 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:07.950 other thing I think I'm going through to dude is I think my my sexual 13 00:01:07.510 --> 00:01:15.430 urges or starting to diminish on the porn side now, diminish overall, or 14 00:01:15.549 --> 00:01:19.939 just you don't care about porn as much anymore. I'm not caring about porn 15 00:01:19.019 --> 00:01:23.700 as much anymore. But if you had a companion that you were into, 16 00:01:23.819 --> 00:01:29.099 you'd be into it. What do you mean? If I had a if 17 00:01:29.099 --> 00:01:32.099 I had a companion, I'd be into that as a companion. I'm just 18 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:34.810 talking to yeah, we're over sure. So, like if you had a 19 00:01:34.370 --> 00:01:40.049 girlfriend who is hot to you, that was available because you guys covided together 20 00:01:40.170 --> 00:01:45.329 or something you befriend all time? Yeah, I just don't know where they're 21 00:01:45.329 --> 00:01:48.680 at. Man, I don't know. That's yeah more. That's the problem. 22 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:52.680 Totally different conversation. I'm just trying to discern if your overall sex drive 23 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:57.519 is weening or you just not into porn just doesn't matter that much anymore. 24 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:00.909 Hum sounds like definitely the ladder. So if you had a hot chick, 25 00:02:01.989 --> 00:02:06.829 whatever hot chick means to you, that was your girlfriend or available to yeah, 26 00:02:07.590 --> 00:02:13.550 you'd be fine. You'd be a sexually attracted I hope so. Goddamn 27 00:02:13.550 --> 00:02:17.419 it up, broke it. I hope so. I think so. I 28 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:23.379 don't know. fucking horny. I'm a Horny motherfucker, like this guy. 29 00:02:23.500 --> 00:02:28.780 No drink at here. I was I was really, really like last week, 30 00:02:28.979 --> 00:02:32.210 but I'm just saying that this past week, Oh man, this is 31 00:02:32.289 --> 00:02:37.770 the longest I've gone in a long time. For like not having their urge 32 00:02:37.889 --> 00:02:40.490 to fucking SPANK will out. Yeah, I did that about three weeks ago. 33 00:02:40.729 --> 00:02:44.680 I didn't think anything of it. Honestly, I was just busy and 34 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:49.960 my mind was preoccupied with other stuff. But I'm not busy. That's the 35 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:53.240 problem. Well, HMM, I guess, but you could. Your mind 36 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:57.960 can still be preoccupied with other stuff even if you're not physically busy too, 37 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:02.430 like when I'm not physically busy as when my mind goes craziest. And okay, 38 00:03:02.509 --> 00:03:05.349 yes, yes, yea, so there was. Yeah, there was 39 00:03:05.389 --> 00:03:07.430 a weird actually it mim was occupied. It was. It was weird, 40 00:03:07.469 --> 00:03:10.949 though, because I didn't noticed till like three days out and like you know 41 00:03:12.110 --> 00:03:15.819 what, I haven't had any exercise in like three days. Jeez, I 42 00:03:15.900 --> 00:03:22.419 should get so I'm like, nope, just not feeling it. Oh, 43 00:03:22.539 --> 00:03:25.580 man, I haven't gone that. I try not to go. I'll do 44 00:03:25.740 --> 00:03:30.090 a day, but man, two or three, that's hard. I though 45 00:03:30.129 --> 00:03:35.009 I said you went a week. I thought you said exercising. Well, 46 00:03:35.050 --> 00:03:38.810 that's what I call it. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not 47 00:03:38.969 --> 00:03:43.199 exercising as exercising. Well, that is exercising. Know that that's exercise. 48 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:47.599 No, it's not shut the fuck up. So yeah, anyway, in 49 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:51.680 the context of this conversation, yes, that is what I'm referring to. 50 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:53.840 So Yeah, Oh, okay, and that's kind of the way I think 51 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:57.069 of it in my mind too, and that's kind of the feeling I had 52 00:03:57.150 --> 00:04:00.310 to because, like you know, like when you go exercise, exercise like 53 00:04:00.349 --> 00:04:02.830 ride your bike or go for a long walk or hike or something. Right, 54 00:04:02.870 --> 00:04:06.189 usually I'm into it, unless I know that I'm going to a strend, 55 00:04:06.229 --> 00:04:09.389 you a hike, but I know I need it, then there's a 56 00:04:09.469 --> 00:04:14.020 slight hesitancy, but usually I like nature. But anyway, it kind of 57 00:04:14.060 --> 00:04:16.220 felt like that. Like well, especially when I used to jog a lot, 58 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:20.819 I definitely did not like to start to jog. I liked it about 59 00:04:21.060 --> 00:04:25.129 ten minutes in, once you get your heart rate up and the adrenaline starts 60 00:04:25.170 --> 00:04:28.490 flowing, and I loved it when I finished. If that's the best feeling 61 00:04:28.490 --> 00:04:30.889 ever starting. Yeah, it's kind of the same way. When I was 62 00:04:30.970 --> 00:04:35.170 going through that little dry spell, I'm like I should get up an exercise. 63 00:04:35.569 --> 00:04:40.120 Like no, no, I'm sleepy, I'm just going to go to 64 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:45.279 bed next morning, like should exercise. I'm like yeah, I should I'm 65 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:46.079 like, Oh, I'm almost done with the shower. If I get I 66 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.920 was gonna get dressed, you know. And then a couple days goes by, 67 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:51.279 like you really have an exercise in a while? How do you know 68 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:56.870 it still works? Well, of course it still works, but I mean 69 00:04:56.910 --> 00:05:00.750 in my mind looks like the devil and the angel on either shoulder, but 70 00:05:00.829 --> 00:05:02.870 they're just arguing back and forth in my work and I like, if I'm 71 00:05:02.949 --> 00:05:05.470 like look, it works, they it's like you can just make it work 72 00:05:05.550 --> 00:05:09.019 like that. Shut up, I told you not to. It's like we're 73 00:05:09.060 --> 00:05:12.060 not exercise. And then I'm in my mind, I'm like I gotta do 74 00:05:12.220 --> 00:05:15.660 something. Yeah, I just it's I kind of forgetful about it, but 75 00:05:15.779 --> 00:05:18.139 I never really thought it was like I lost the urge because I just never 76 00:05:18.379 --> 00:05:24.810 was looking for the urge in my head. But I did notice missing it, 77 00:05:24.850 --> 00:05:28.529 kind of like if I don't get high, like sometimes like what's missing 78 00:05:28.689 --> 00:05:31.850 with my day? HMM, it's like three o'clock and I haven't got high. 79 00:05:32.009 --> 00:05:34.089 That's what it is, like. Let me smoke a little bit, 80 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:38.639 smoke a little bit, like Ah, that's it, that's what I was 81 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.399 looking for. Perfect now I'm hard now I gotta go fucking take care of 82 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:46.000 that Shit. Yeah, right, right. So, yeah, I don't 83 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:47.759 know. Don't be so hard in yourself. It'll be it'll be back, 84 00:05:47.839 --> 00:05:51.670 it will be fine. It's easy for me to say because life appears normal 85 00:05:51.750 --> 00:05:57.310 out here, except for lack of chicks. But I ain't chasing shit quite 86 00:05:57.350 --> 00:06:00.910 this moment. I haven't seen a want to chase around in the vicinity, 87 00:06:01.029 --> 00:06:04.540 but I do so. Also some more personal shit that was going on that 88 00:06:04.740 --> 00:06:12.420 I haven't revealed yet. That was quite a concerning but like health, reladyship 89 00:06:12.459 --> 00:06:17.769 or something well regarding that area, like balls, anus, all that. 90 00:06:19.730 --> 00:06:24.490 Shaft. Yeah, I feel you. I mean I'm not feeling a shaft, 91 00:06:24.610 --> 00:06:29.089 but I feel the stress of having like ailments that I'm because I'm a 92 00:06:29.129 --> 00:06:31.410 hypochondriac dude. I'm always jump into the worst thing. I bought my fucking 93 00:06:31.490 --> 00:06:35.720 elbow and forget about it in the month later, still like bone brews and 94 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:41.879 like maybe I got elbow cancer. No, man, I thinking about like 95 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:46.680 jerk scars. Oh yeah, I have that too. That scars by mean 96 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.829 like they're almost healed. They're not going to be scarred forever. Let's put 97 00:06:49.829 --> 00:06:53.670 it that way. I just see it. I had. I have never 98 00:06:53.870 --> 00:06:58.589 had those before and that's what concerned me. Oh really, it's not a 99 00:06:58.670 --> 00:07:00.579 frequent thing. I had them more when I was a kid, and a 100 00:07:00.620 --> 00:07:06.180 lot of its changing up. The this is new, the lubricant, this 101 00:07:06.420 --> 00:07:11.980 is new, and I was kind of concerned. I think I'm like think, 102 00:07:12.019 --> 00:07:16.810 our old ass, fifty year old skin just gets gets the easier to 103 00:07:16.889 --> 00:07:20.730 bruise or something. You know what I mean. Just, yeah, damn 104 00:07:20.769 --> 00:07:25.170 it. You know, you also got to keep in mind I had a 105 00:07:25.290 --> 00:07:28.449 toy that I was messing around with too. So, oh, yeah, 106 00:07:28.569 --> 00:07:34.240 knows outside, who knows whether that fucking celicone rubber? You know, it 107 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:38.519 was just rubbing up against it the wrong way. Hold on one second, 108 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:44.430 I gotta let the straight hat out. Just pushing through. I've been doing 109 00:07:44.470 --> 00:07:46.509 a podcast today, like I was telling you I was going to do. 110 00:07:46.990 --> 00:07:51.509 I'm doing that. This will probably just this will be. Go. Yeah, 111 00:07:51.550 --> 00:07:54.230 this will be end up being one of them, because I'm not going 112 00:07:54.269 --> 00:07:59.980 to do more podcasting than this right now. So say hi, Gee Shock, 113 00:08:00.339 --> 00:08:05.019 this is Gary, Gary Shock, everybody, everybody, we're doing a 114 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:07.660 podcast right now. Well, I've been recording all this time, so you 115 00:08:07.699 --> 00:08:11.819 might as well say hi. So I can at least edit in a hello. 116 00:08:13.050 --> 00:08:16.250 Nah, Hey, what's up? Okay, so here's how I started 117 00:08:16.290 --> 00:08:18.569 it too. So the one I doom by myself, I just call that 118 00:08:18.769 --> 00:08:24.410 daily emotions. Simple enough, right. And then the one I do with 119 00:08:24.529 --> 00:08:28.240 you I call shocking the emotions and I put it on two separate RSS feeds. 120 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:31.919 However, since I'm doing one a day, this one is going to 121 00:08:31.960 --> 00:08:35.440 go in my daily emotions feed. That's why I just said you gotta yes, 122 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:43.230 say hide everybody like you just did. So thank you. You're welcome. 123 00:08:43.269 --> 00:08:46.230 Yeah, I'm not sure I got to go listen back to what the 124 00:08:46.269 --> 00:08:48.789 fuck we talked about. I'm sure we said something witty enough. I've really 125 00:08:48.870 --> 00:08:52.789 I literally keep them like the twelve, the fourteen minutes. I don't want 126 00:08:52.830 --> 00:08:54.070 them to be too long because I listened back to him. Dude, I 127 00:08:54.149 --> 00:08:58.500 fucking squeeze a lot of Shit into twelve minutes. I couldn't listen to myself 128 00:08:58.539 --> 00:09:03.980 for twelve minutes, Dude. That's why you, yeah, hired someone who 129 00:09:03.059 --> 00:09:07.299 you hope as the same way you want it done. Well, you like 130 00:09:07.460 --> 00:09:11.889 with you it's easy because you know the are speaking rhythm, like we have 131 00:09:11.929 --> 00:09:16.529 a conversation rhythm that usually messes pretty well because we've known each other. Finally, 132 00:09:16.570 --> 00:09:22.090 after twenty, twenty five years or so, we figured it out right. 133 00:09:22.490 --> 00:09:24.879 But yeah, a new person, no chance. I'm just don't shut 134 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:30.360 up. And a podcast people, that's what trips me out. Pot People 135 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:33.960 listen to podcast have an option to not listen to the podcast. So I 136 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:39.750 don't understand and make it seems like really overwhelming to listen to someone like me 137 00:09:39.870 --> 00:09:45.590 talk about five different subjects and twelve minutes. But apparently it's working. Is 138 00:09:45.710 --> 00:09:48.190 the stats keep going open, up and up since I started doing it daily 139 00:09:48.230 --> 00:09:56.580 again. Always remember if you have a certain frequency that resonates was someone's ears. 140 00:09:58.019 --> 00:10:01.379 I think that's they mean. They may just look at you as just 141 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:05.220 noise and they're following sleep exactly. It just noises background noise, like Oh, 142 00:10:05.259 --> 00:10:09.009 that's the right tone I'm looking for, right, which is fancy because 143 00:10:09.009 --> 00:10:16.289 it's I I think that would be the same reason why someone might like my 144 00:10:16.490 --> 00:10:18.289 voice. That I know. I mean, dude, every girl I've ever 145 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:22.039 had is always said I love your voice, and I was just like really, 146 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:26.559 oh, yeah, okay, the closer you get to their head, 147 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:30.879 like, especially at later at night, when you just your voice gets softer, 148 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:33.960 like you're not yelling, or across the room, like all right, 149 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:37.710 really love your voice, like Oh yeah, your ste or whatever, like 150 00:10:37.750 --> 00:10:41.509 let me eat your pussy. Do you love it that much? Can each 151 00:10:41.549 --> 00:10:45.429 pussy? Can I touch it? Yet? No, no, man, 152 00:10:45.669 --> 00:10:50.539 beyond that, it's it's it's outside of the fucking bedroom. It's just like 153 00:10:50.700 --> 00:10:52.620 yeah, I love I'm want to talk to you on the phone and Blah, 154 00:10:52.659 --> 00:10:56.539 blah, blah. It's like no, no, no, I don't 155 00:10:56.539 --> 00:10:58.179 like talking on the phone. Yeah, are talk to me. Talk to 156 00:10:58.259 --> 00:11:03.299 me some more, like the classic what do you want me to say? 157 00:11:03.690 --> 00:11:07.929 What do you want me to say? So Awkward, just talk to me, 158 00:11:07.090 --> 00:11:09.009 talk to me some more, like I don't know what to say. 159 00:11:09.850 --> 00:11:13.929 Read the alphabet. Hemmy, that shampoo bottle, I'll read you the ingredients. 160 00:11:15.490 --> 00:11:18.240 You know, there's actually a podcast way more popular than anything we've ever 161 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:24.559 worked on, and it's just two dudes from Sweden reading the Ikea Catalog. 162 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:31.240 So, okay, to your point, I think you're right. I think 163 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:33.870 people, some people, just listen to podcast by the tones in the frequencies 164 00:11:33.950 --> 00:11:37.070 that they hear coming through, without even really listening to the words. Because 165 00:11:37.070 --> 00:11:41.230 I've admitted to you many times I don't really listen to the words of songs. 166 00:11:41.309 --> 00:11:43.629 I don't know songs by their words, I just know them by their 167 00:11:43.669 --> 00:11:48.740 beats and their rhythms. Yeah, I'm I'm kind of the exact same way. 168 00:11:48.779 --> 00:11:52.340 I mean, especially for rock and roll, I'm looking for the rhythm. 169 00:11:52.379 --> 00:11:54.100 Yeah, Oh, so many to I mean I definitely hum along to 170 00:11:54.299 --> 00:11:56.740 the words, I just don't know what the words are. So if you 171 00:11:56.940 --> 00:12:01.570 told me somebody was a poet, I wouldn't know. I'll just say sure, 172 00:12:01.690 --> 00:12:07.769 yeah, good music too. But you also turn me onto Chet Baker, 173 00:12:07.690 --> 00:12:11.690 you know, when I was going through my whole jazz thing, which 174 00:12:11.690 --> 00:12:15.210 I'm still going through. I'm still exploring Le Jazz people. Yeah, so 175 00:12:15.409 --> 00:12:20.320 great. Ah, love it, Dude. I love having my youtube music 176 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.639 man. I'm telling you, I I could probably sell it, but well, 177 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:28.320 one second there's a giant cat out there. That's not my straycat. 178 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:37.110 Hold on once I and now back to the wall.