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What's up? Welcome back to the
EMO Dojo. I'm John Today. It's
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Friday. It's Friday night, so
I'm just here listening to some music in
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the studio. Called out to g
shock and joining us in just a second.
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And what's gonna shoot the Shit live
and see what we get. All
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right, all right, mother motherfucker, listen. Listen, crazy music from
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the future. Listen Shit. Yeah, no doubt. That was totally like
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fucking s like. You know,
reminded me of. Yeah, reminded me
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of like when they used to make
sci fi movies in the S, like
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judge dread or time COPP or shit
like that, and they'd go to the
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nightclub and they're trying to deep right
and it was always just awful, fucking
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bad electro electronic he somebody's attempted with
the future music might sound like. I
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Love Dude. They even had that
with the fucking drug dealers to in the
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clubs. Did you notice that to
in the s? Oh yeah, Fuck
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Yeah, of course love that Shit. The Dude. Think about that.
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Similarities cocaine and fucking stupid use.
Something's just never change, dude. It
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was the cocaine much better than last
week. Dude, yeah, I got
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went to my real doctor and got
some normal shit for the pain from the
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shingles. So that's all much.
I feel much better. Fantastical, man,
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I'm I'm happy for you. I
got I was beginning to wonder whether
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you were going to weather this shit
or it's just gonna fucking just grind your
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ass down. It ground me down
pretty good into way that I just wasn't
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prepared for it, like the numb
shoulder that I couldn't move. That was
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fucked. But when I went to
good old Dr Kong, I got a
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got a new doctor, Dr Kong, and that mother fucking gave me some
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his first name King. I don't
know. Yeah, I think it's I
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don't know what. I don't want
to say what it is because I don't
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want se racist. I don't know. Anything I say next is going to
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sound stupid. So it just Dr
Kong. He gave some steroid graam from
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a fucking shoulder. Gave me some
pills that block nerve pain instead of like,
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HMM, you know, I'd be
profun. Just prevents inflammation. But
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the pain wasn't from inflammation, it
was the nerves themselves. So they got
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some shit for that. which is
also for your mental health. I remember
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taking this one. I had brain
drugs called the neurontin. And then we're
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one other thing. What was it? Oh, some crazy shit that makes
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me sleep at night. Knock me
right the fuck out. Some crazy shit
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that makes you sleep at night.
You're like, I need more of this.
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Yeah, it's not ambien. It's
not like a sleeping pill. It's
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some kind of I think it's in
the end a histamine family, but anyway
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it fucking knock me out. The
first night I'm a Whoa, but sleep
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is what I needed. So yeah, after about three days recently a Vat,
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I feel yeah, about seventy five. It isn't amazing how powerful sleep
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is to us? Yeah, I
love sleep. Sleep is totally underrated.
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People more. People should sleep more. But here's the think of it this
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way. Man, fucking Vince McMahon
built the WWF, not the WWe,
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the WWF, and those fucking days
of just not fucking sleep and much,
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man, he was doing a three
hour day kind of kind of Shit.
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So after they were done taping,
saying like raw, you know any of
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those TV tapings? Pay Per views? That motherfuckers up. Yeah, till
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like fucking two, three in the
morning. He sleeps between three and six,
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I heard. Yeah, I believe
that some people are into that too.
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For sure. Let's it's definitely billionaire
man. Well, not necessarily,
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because there's lots of people that sleep
plenty. Are Billionaires do there's people that
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like you know, they're the proposed
that no lack of sleep, four hour
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work week kind of billionaires. I'm
like, oh well, what do you
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do the rest of time? Like
Leisure? Like okay, I want that
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job, because there's a bunch of
tech people in tech that we used to
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stay up all night on like some
kind of speed, not crank or coke,
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but like adder. Are All yeah, yeah, and they'd be up.
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I did that Shit, Dude.
That's how I crash my fucking Fedex
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van. Yeah, I don't.
Yeah, speed with under the wrong hands
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is a bit much, but anyway, I doubt that that was related.
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But anyway, yeah, that some
people happen to do it. Some people
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take pride in little sleep, and
I used to be like that when I
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was in my s and the older
I guy I'm like why, there's no
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benefit. I feel much better and
I get way more done if I get
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eight hours of sleeper, like seven, seven and a half. Yeah,
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yeah, but it's got to be
total rem sleep, though. Man,
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if you're in that Lake just I
rested my eyes and just kind of relaxed
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state, that's not sleep. It's
rest, but it's not like that full
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on deep sleep where you know when
you wake up you're just like our yeah,
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I it's going to take me a
couple of minutes to fucking get out
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of this. Yeah, like knockout
sleep. Yeah, I love that kind
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where you might have a dream or
two. You're not not necessarily, especially
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because I smoke a lot of cannabis
and I don't have a lot of dreams.
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But man, if you feel like
you slept like a log and you
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wake up next morning like Whoa,
that's strass me either. Dude. Cannabis
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is, to me, the fucking
key to sleep. Yeah, and a
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lot of people understand that in a
lot of people don't. What's your strain
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of choice right now? Are you
smoking some tonight? Oh Man, I.
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Oh man, I've rolled. I
rolled a new joint, but remember
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that fucking quarter that I got for
a really good deal. That you're just
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like, dude, that's fucking going
to be shitty. Ass Smoke. No,
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dude, that one has been perfect
for me. It gives me the
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perfect like just cool, not paranoia, anxiety high, just one that just
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it just it hits you and you're
like, Oh, I'm either going to
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sleep, I'm either going to jerk
off or actually, yeah, either or
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more or less. Sleep is do
you think it makes you horny? We
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Dude, weed is my AFRODISIAC.
It does put a little tingle in my
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dangle, man, it really does. It makes it grow. It makes
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it grow a lot more, and
I there's Times where, after I'm done
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smoking, you know, I fucking
pull my pants down and just enjoy the
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nature hippeness of life at that moment
right I look down on my Dick and
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I'm like, why is this motherfucker
growing? This is cool. I'm not
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thinking it is growing. Oh Hey, by the way, I welcome to
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the audience. I had started the
show before you came on, Mike.
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They're right over here behind me.
Nice time. I don't care now,
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I just want to let you know
they're over there. So say hi,
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Hey people, g shock, Gi
shock people. Hey. Well, you
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know what, they don't call me
g shock for nothing exactly. I got
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some reggae going for you, Mon
I did. Seriously, that's some fucking
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hippie ass shit of just being naked
and just feeling, just feeling, man,
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not jerking, just feeling. Would
you live in a commune of naked
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people if you got to choose the
criteria? WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? Your Life
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Now? I they got to live
with a whole commune of naked people.
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Are fucking die? No, or
have your life now? I'm just saying,
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would you live in a commune if
you could, like still have all
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your stuff and whatever and just living
a commune for a while? Would you
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do it? Hmm, I'm just
saying, like, put a pause in
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regular life and none of that changes. House, cars, money, all
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that just stays the same. We
just take a pause. Would you?
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Could you try living in like a
naked Hippie commune for a year? Oh
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Man, that's a challenge. was
changed three months, not a change.
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Not Going to change of six months. You'll start to change after a year.
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You might be a different person after
a year. Yeah, you you
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definitely be a different person, especially
if you cannot go back to the life
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you well only. I think this
is why I say you get to pick
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the criteria of the people that live
with you. So that would make you
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better. Right. So, I'm
not dude. I don't like live with
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people period. So the consume so
extreme challenge. What I'm thinking of?
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It's about the size of a ranch, a small ranch, and everyone has
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their own bungalow separate to itself,
but you got to come out and eat
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and cook and work on the fields
and shit together during the day. And
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sure, the thing is, everyone
is naked. It's a naked commune.
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Wait, wait, wait, and
in other words you have to be naked
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or it's just clothing optional. Now
it's a naked commune. MMM, now,
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I like wearing clothes when I want
to, because you do know I'm
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raised with that Shit. Yeah,
okay, so it's just just my naked
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part of the pro part of the
programming, because we don't really need clothes.
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All right, there's plenty. Warm
inside the house or cool inside the
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house. We got air conditions.
Not Always, cars are always we have
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no, I'm not, I'm not
going to agree with the the whole programming
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thing to the hundred degree, but
I will say I do. I do
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like covering up, man, I
do. I was just talking about this
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on a different episode about the clothing
industry and they got US fucking so like
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wrapped around their pinky and rainwash to
think we need clothes. And it turns
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out there the second biggest polluter in
the world. I didn't know that.
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And who is this company? American
apparel. Know the apparel industry overall is
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the second biggest polluter in the world, the second bit. Well, okay,
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WHO's the first? Oil? Okay, so oil. And then close.
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So where they bas in clothes come
from? Well, the issue with
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closes and many fold. But,
for example, say you work with cotton,
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there's issues with flooding and overpopulation of
the fields and whatnot. Plus it
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takes about five thousand gallons of water
to produce one pair of jeans and one
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t shirt. That's wasteful. If
you use synthetic clothing like Rayon or polyester
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or anything else that comes from the
petrol industry, and that Shit doesn't decompose
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for ten to twenty years. So
and then they used to have just two
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seasons in fashion. Now they've hyped
it up to fifty two micro seasons once
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a week. So are you being
a rabble rouser and saying we should not
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fucking wear clothes because of the environment. I'm trying to tie it all together
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with the mask. Honestly, for
people who don't want to wear masks,
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like you, dumb motherfuckers, are
wearing clothes already. No one's forcing you
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to. And if we're being forced
to, why are we being forced to
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wear close why is that a lot? I'm not, I'm not, I'm
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not, I'm not. I'm not
down with your cause, Dude. HMM,
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fucking I'm standing here in the booth
with my Dick out. Okay,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, I
know you are. I I have my
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my Dick holstered right now by my
underwear. You know, it's the way
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at work. Leather Strap. Yeah, exactly. Fucking Rob Halford's here with
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his fucking you know beard and Shit
Fuck, it comes in the rooms.
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Oh Hey, oh, hey,
whip his ass a hey, hey.
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You know what, Dude, let's
change the subject really quick, and you
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just please do fucking segmented it perfectly. You just played a nice south park
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sound bite. Oh yeah, I
remember that show. Did you see what
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happened this week? They have a
new episode. What know? These motherfuckers
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signed the hugest deal. I think
a comedy central history. They resign with
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comedy central for I think, two
thousand and twenty nine. So we're still
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going to get South Park, but
supposedly, supposedly, dude, almost a
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billion dollar contract. That's some Howard
stern money. Dude, they're like the
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Howard stern a fucking hat. Yeah, but but they earn it. They
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earn it more than stern in my
opinion, as much as I love Stern,
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those motherfuckers are way smarter than him. Yeah, they've led a generation
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of society really, you know.
I mean people can do throw a billion
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dollars at them and now they got
to keep just making fun of everything that
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happened in society in animation form to
entertain us. A good at it too,
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they are. They are. Well, yeah, I miss it because
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I'm like, they don't make any
episodes. I like it. You're supposed
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to smell like an episode a week
in a season is like twenty episodes.
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I'm worth. What the fuck is
going on here is I got three episodes
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or a mini miniseries or some shit, and that was it. It's not
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happy with their progress. I knew
something was going on with the fuckery over
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there. HBO. Yeah, well, you're you're one of those types where
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I can tell when you get into
something, you want it to keep continuing
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to go. I want, I
want concerned to see. That's all just
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consistency. I don't like I can't
Binge Watch physical, for example, because
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I'm already into it, so I
have to wait till the next week.
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Good, good, I'm glad to
hear that, man, because I think
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beinge watching after nine o'clock is okay, but if you're binge watching, say,
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like from noon to like nine o'clock, who's you might want to rethink
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your fucking priorities. Yeah, get
out. You should be doing something at
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noon with your life. I mean, whatever your thing is in life,
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you should be doing it at noon. Now, I'm gonna fucking throw that
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all under the bridge right now and
say, like, I had to do
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that today because the skies are so
fucking smoky and it's incredibly hot out here
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right now that I'm like, I'm
getting high, drinking bigger and a fucking
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want kind of stay. So must
solve. So you've been watching physical since
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noon. I got it. I
got the whole thing day. Did Day
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only. Yeah, I canna lie. I did that when I was sick
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one time and I had to catch
up on game of thrones and them in
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a week out a week to watch
all of game of thrones before the season
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finale, series finale. Dude,
it looks like it's going to rain here
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right now. That's how fucking grayish
it looks. And it's all it's all
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smoke. That shit was coming through
here too until this morning and then the
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rain came and brought it to the
ground. Oh yeah, that's dude.
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If we had rain to it'd be
washing out the whole and yeah, the
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more and more I think about it, I'm I'm eyeing the north central coast
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of Oregon. Wait, what's up
there? Don't move to the part where
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they got racist. Oh Dude,
no, if you go outside of the
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city, you're going to deal with
it. It's just the way it is.
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But no, I'm talking the coast, coast. If there's racists on
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the coast, so be it.
I can't stop it. I can't stop
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racist from fucking coming there. Just
don't talk to him, don't give him
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any oxygen. Start hanging out.
Well, start, okay, you know,
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okay, well, no, I
know from me, Mr Mr Oklahoma
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Guy, that lives in. Probably
more racist that probably is out there than
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Oregon. Come on, buddy,
come on for square person. Come on,
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Guy, come all rights. Oh
my God, it's the blacks.
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It's a bit the blacks. Not
Going to happen, it's not. Not.
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Seriously, man, I'd been thinking
about it. There's there's an area
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called seaside and I think it's about, want to say, about an hour
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west of Portland on the coast.
I think that's about how long it takes
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to get from Portland to there.
And I don't want. I don't want
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to be near Port I want to
be near Ish Portland, but not near
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Portland, if you know what I
mean. Yeah, so you could like
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driving to see big shows or you
know whatever, big city kind of Shit
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museums and whatnot, and then go
back home. Got You what way?
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I fought. Portland was on the
coast, Bro. How are you going
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to move thirty miles? We Orlandin
on the coast, man, it's on
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the fucking Columbia River. It's more
inland that you just probably are not aware
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of. I've been through there when
I was a baby. It's one thing
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I don't remember. I remember the
inside of the Bronco. That's where I
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remember the inside the Bronco and having
like a toy totem pole. We got
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some Indian reservation check the in one
thousand nine hundred eighty eighty one. We
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we did a Evanigan trip with my
cousins up the coast from my house up
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the fucking one hundred and one all
the way up to Washington and then caught
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a fairy and went over to Vancouver
Island and did Vancouver and all that it
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too. So I do. I
do recall the amazing greenness of what that
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was, but at that time I
was more into video games. So I'll
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be honest with you, man,
Dude. When we were on that fucking
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fairy they had video games, asteroids
and space invader. Yeah, that makes
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sense. I believe that. So
we were fucking playing the shit out of
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that and then as soon as we
docked it's like fuck now we gotta go,
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and then on the boat we took
it more time did. We took
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another fairy to a place north of
Vancouver in an area that was just it
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felt like you're in the woods,
and what I recall won't because we put
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our Bronco on the ferry and went
somewhere else like that. I think it
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was Vancouver. It's pretty, that's
all I remembers. Fucking hell, a
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tall trees and like Indian Shit and
greenery. So, okay, you used
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to be in the moving to soacal
now. What has caused your change of
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heart? Have you been just like
molding it over? But need to be
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out of the state? I think
I think I need a different state,
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Dude. I think California. The
more and more I look at what's going
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on here, it's it's insane.
It just it just doesn't make sense to
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me. Yeah, and I see
why there's people moving out and reasons and
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whatnot, and then straight of chaos. Dude. I mean I just watch
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it from afar, like I cuz
I every town I have I moved to,
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I followed there like local news station
right on my twitter feed. So
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I catch news from Bay area,
Los Angeles, Street port whatever, Louisiana
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here, and I see that shit
all the time, all your headlines.
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I'm like, well, it's just
not stationalized like crazy. That's what I
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think it is to do. That's
why, oftentimes I'll look at that for
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about five minutes. I'm like it
that's enough of that, because it's just
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all sensational threats, right. And
you know, the more and more you
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and I have had conversations and you
said, okay, dude, you digested
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that negativity. Find me some positive
stories of you know, out of that.
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And I've taken on your challenge many
times and I went looking for positive
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stories and I'm like God, these
positive stories are boring. Yeah, but
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they're I think the bottom line is, dude, we are addicted to chaos,
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and me, I think I am
addicted to a certain bit of chaos.
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Well, literally triggers. Think I
need chaos in my life to an
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extent, triggers like you're adrenaline in
the way or your five white and if
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it triggers your fight just enough,
you angry enough to get on through the
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fucking day, because otherwise I don't
even want to deal with it. You
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know, right sometimes and new dude, you nailed it. Seriously, you
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fucking nailed it right there. That's
part of it, because the expression of
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anger is a couple notches in our
consciousness above hopelessness. So any and I
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don't consider myself angry. I'm actually
a very happy go lucky guy when I
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talk to people in person. I'm
yeah, I'm so heavy. Actually,
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I get people laughing when they come
in contact with me, just because I
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feel in my head kind of the
way stern feels. Is I always wanted
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to make people smile or laugh,
for sure, whenever they come in contact.
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Yeah, and and I agree.
You're not an angry person, and
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I wouldn't say I am either,
but I definitely have anger. Like you
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know, I get angry at totally, dude. I think that's the punk
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rock thing within both of us.
And then I get mad at myself because
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I'm a grown up. After I
get angry, I get mad at myself
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for being angry something so stupid.
Oh my God, I gotta Relax on
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that Shit. That was not even
a big deal. Okay, because I
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say things. That's the problem.
I'll fucking say some shit and I'll like
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get embarrassed. Fact I've gotten myself
and my kids in trouble for just opening
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my mouth sometimes. Oh I dude, I've been around you many a times
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where I'm like this, motherfucker open, just guys gonna get as cops.
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But I'm sure you've said the same
thing with me. You know, even
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though it's it doesn't get in political
thing. It gets more into the I'm
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crossing barriers. I like crossing Barry, I feel like I'm at a bar
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with a chick when I'm with you. Sometimes I'm like, AH, she's
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going to get us into a fight, to get us into a fight it.
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Dude, anytime you've hung out with
me, have I ever gotten us
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into fights? No, but you, you fucking wing man for Josh,
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who almost does that. motherfucker.
He would not let go of that transperson
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and bar that one time. After
that I'm like, I'm maybe settled down
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on drinking cider with Josh. Oh
my God, no offense, Josh,
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I'm just playing it. That was
funny, Dude. No, that Dad,
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know, that's that's actually great to
bring that shit up just because I
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he was so on it. Well, I know, I know a dude
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with tits. Yeah, Oh,
there other quits. I'm like what our
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chick with a decks like, dude, great, okay, let's start to
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think of that old fucking I didn't
know there was a badge of honor to
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know someone like that. Well,
that's the thing that a lot of times.
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I've done it before in the past
two if I'm trying to fit in
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with a new group of people or
a new idea I'll kind of throw out.
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I'll just blatantly say, hey,
I have the same experience and I'll
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pitch whatever it was I thought it
was and it last flat. It lands
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flat. They're like, nope,
that's not what we're here for, but
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it happened. It's it happened,
Dude. One time at live nation,
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big ass round table twelve feet across
easily, and there was one like ten
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of US sitting around it. Right
right across from me was the fucking CEO
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and all the planning, all the
heads of all the venues and shit of
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Li nation at that time. Yeah, and we're planning on some fucking idea,
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right, and I'm high as fuck, and then I throw the idea
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out there and Lee, the CEO
just looks at me, embraced it.
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He know. He looks at me
goes, are you from another fucking planet?
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You're like yeah, no fucking it
was funny too, because there was
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another company called another planet, but
he didn't mean it in that sense,
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but oh dude, wow, I
didn't even make that connection. That's awesome.
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He didn't either. He just thought
I was a space case for proposing
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something so outrageous. Was that?
was that fucking was it banny off par
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and off? Whatever the fuck is
what is it? Oh, you're thinking
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of Rapino. No, this was
Lee Smith. He was president here and
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in the city. No, not
Rapino, the guy that split off from
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live nation and created another planet.
Oh yeah, Perlaf Dude, perlaf right,
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Greig Purlaf Yep, yeah, okay. What was it him? Oh
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No, no, not at all. It was his competitor. It was
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the guy that books for live nation. Okay, so, in other words,
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another planet already started around this time. For sure. Yeah, we
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had all we're computer for sure.
In fact, I think they had taken
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over the Warfield by this point.
God, you know, it's a shame
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about the warfield. When they took
over the Warfield, so in the back
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along the hallway, they had these
walls by the dressing room that we're been
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fucking littered with people's autographs for like
thirty years. I've seen it, dude,
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writing down there. So, Holy
Shit, another planet took it over,
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destroyed it, HMM, took it
all out, destroyed it all.
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So we had what do you mean? took it they didn't paint over it.
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They just like just mantlu through in
the trash. Yeah, because they
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remodeled that area. So they just
garbage to them. But we had fortunately
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took some high res pictures and turned
a lot of them into tshirts. But
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so you're telling me that that fucking
autograph wall right there, that they remove
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that cement? They did nothing.
I dude, that's got to be if
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another planet took over the Warfield or
another company, because I don't think it's
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another planet. Do I think it's
Aeg because another planet alant the plants across
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the bay? I don't know.
Well, this was fifteen years ago,
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so don't know. Wow, okay, now you're okay, because that now
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you can play. It lost me
now. I don't think another planet was
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even started. It didn't start till
after the whole live nation. Just absorb
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Bill Graham as Bill Graham and then
Pearlf just goes. Fuck you, I'm
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creating my Bill Graham. Remember they
called it SFX for a while. There's
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a that was that was like Earth. That was late, late, s
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early, right, Yep, and
then it went to clear channel and nobody
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liked the name. Cleared just doing
my store around that time. I didn't
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keep up with it. Yeah,
even though, yeah, clear just advertised
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on radio. Nobody like, nobody
like the name clear channel because we're all
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like, AH, those are those
Christian fuckers out of Houston. So that's
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everybody in California and music was the
right dude. Claire Channels always spend,
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just like the fucking Christian supported monetary
communications company that took over the whole entire
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like shed industry. Yeah, well, hands with it ry. Remember the
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band a bunch of songs during the
Gulf War, like twenty songs, Twenty
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Band Hell, yeah, I do. Yeah, and then so, yeah,
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their plan was since they had owned
billboards across America and radio stations,
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they thought that hey, if we
own the concert venues to will own everything.
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Well, the problem was nobody in
the music industry in Los Angeles liked
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anybody. They're right. So they
eventually had to just split it off and
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call it something else. Thank God
for La fucking being who la is at
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that at that time. Yeah,
yeah, you know what? I've noticed
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that. Finally, I guess it's
just been leaking over slowly, but Nashville's
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the center of the music industry now. Not Los Angeles. I know.
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I'd like to know. I'm hearing
that. I'm hearing that from quite a
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few podcasts I listened to when they
interview some of these musicians and they all
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say the same thing. Yeah,
gotta go, Dude, Nashville right now
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is the shit to to like be
in and a and the more mare I
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keep hearing that. I'm like God, I want to go to Nashville just
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to yeah, me do it is
fuck, yeah, I probably stout a
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trip and everything. I'm like,
yeah, well, is there? Is?
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That would be a place. And
I Angie, I think, used
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to live there for a bit too, so she was telling me some good
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spots to go to and not to
go to. So why didn't she stay?
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Lost Her job, she was working
for a record label there, okay,
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and then then she just went to
San Francisco after that. But yeah,
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so she wait a minute, she
went from Nashville The San Francisco to
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Oklahoma. Well, she started in
Oklahoma. That's where she's from, right.
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So then to go and get into
music, she went to Nashville and
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then from and then to San Francisco
and then back to Oklahoma, right,
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exactly. Gotcha. So she got
she got basically all the fucking experience and
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schooling and then she just like fuck, I'm gonna just bring this back to
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Oklahoma where I'm from. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
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for you can respect that. She's
a good hustler. That makes that basically
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means that she a written her original
game plan when she was living there.
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was like I'm going to go learn
how to fucking do this shit and bring
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it to this country. Are Bring
it to this area. I don't know
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what plans I've never asked her about
that because maybe she just wanted to leave
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forever or something, or she lost
her way. Could be the way.
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Yeah, I don't want to speculate
because she's my friend, but yeah,
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I don't know. That's not I
get that. Well, bring it on,
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we're okay, we're okay. We're
talking about it. For sure.
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Yes, she's cool too. I'm
just speculating. I'm just speculating. I'm
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speculating, which I'm just who else
would I think on this topic? Who
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else was on that? Eddie Murphy, Johnny Carson, you were just watching?
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Let's see here. Nobody remember,
because I think the one I saw
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had ellen degeneres. That sounds funny
with they on the seats together. I
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don't know, do because as soon
as I watched the first segment of the
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Eddie Murphy thing, you and I
communicated by the text and I bailed.
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Got Got you. I didn't I
didn't see, because I'm starting to think
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the one I saw was Eddie Murphy
and George Carlin and it was trippy.
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Oh Yeah, that would be fun
to watch because they it was like Eddie
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was coming up in the superstar Eddie, right, Shiny Black Eddie, the
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big gold and all that. Right, the eighty three, eighty four,
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right, yeah, and Carlin was
at his peak, almost to me,
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you know what I mean. But
very, very well, he was known
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to influence all those guys. Yeah, chemistry was wild, good stuff made.
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So there. I text you about
that thing about George Carlin license his
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bits to the countries. God,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.
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I think it was about like a
month or so ago. Yeah,
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I don't know if we told the
audience it. That's pretty interesting. They
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just he licens his bits, like
the dirty words, to Comedians in other
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countries all the way around the world. So nowadays you couldn't really do that,
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but back in the S we didn't
have global telecommunications the way we do
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now. So nobody in America knew
that. If you went over to I
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think it was Sweden, there's two
Swedish guys that did exactly the same bit
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with permission and even got recorded and
put on radio and that sort of stuff.
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And and George just got paid back
in royalties. Yeah, so I'm
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like, oh, that's a fucking
genius. Moves like I got bitch there.
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Like songs. Why not sell them
to other countries? And back then,
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like you know, nobody heard of
there was no cross Trans Atlantic communication
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that way. Right, right,
right, yeah, there was no Internet.
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Yeah, yeah, that's one thing
a lot of people should realize if
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they have no idea what life was
like before the Internet. Yeah, before
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the Internet it took a while to
get information and it was an instant your
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brains hadn't worked harder. Yes,
that's one thing I missed, dude.
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And now back to the wall.