Gary talks bootlegs/ Johnny wants global co-hosts/ Some thoughts on aging

WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.679 --> 00:00:07.870 I'm sorry I took the money. I'm sorry I took them. I'm sorry, 2 00:00:09.349 --> 00:00:26.620 I'm not sorry. I took that because I was doing all the filmy 3 00:00:27.059 --> 00:00:31.739 I wanted to. I wanted to guarantee that I was gonna get the show. 4 00:00:32.740 --> 00:00:35.619 I have to get the tickets. I'm not going to make a last 5 00:00:35.659 --> 00:00:39.929 minute decision go oh yeah, I'm going to film this fucking show tonight. 6 00:00:40.609 --> 00:00:44.250 That's interesting. So did I do that? Going to a show then means 7 00:00:44.289 --> 00:00:48.049 something different to you in your mind too, because it also means in the 8 00:00:48.090 --> 00:00:51.719 back of your mind you're going to record it. Nowadays you don't record shows, 9 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:55.200 but somewhere in your in your programming from your S, it's like, 10 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:58.320 gotta get a ticket, got to make sure I get in, got to 11 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:02.200 get the camera. So you still got some of that programming and that's interesting. 12 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.510 So it is in a way it's an obligation go into a show. 13 00:01:04.590 --> 00:01:07.150 In some way in your mind it's like kind of an obligation because I got 14 00:01:07.230 --> 00:01:11.269 to get my camera and I got to do this again, even though thirty 15 00:01:11.310 --> 00:01:12.909 years a job. Huh? Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was work 16 00:01:14.030 --> 00:01:17.790 for sure. So you probably somehow associated with work and a little bit of 17 00:01:17.829 --> 00:01:23.420 stress too. I looked at it a couple of ways. One is it 18 00:01:23.659 --> 00:01:26.260 was work too. I loved most of the shows I saw because I love 19 00:01:26.420 --> 00:01:32.060 live music, so it didn't really the only time I really felt like a 20 00:01:32.099 --> 00:01:34.290 job is when I went and did the shows by myself and I had to 21 00:01:34.370 --> 00:01:38.129 watch out for security and film the show. Yeah, that does that was 22 00:01:38.250 --> 00:01:42.609 fun, having one eye on the fucking fuck you, marina and one eye 23 00:01:42.689 --> 00:01:47.959 looking at the camera. Yeah, I'm like. And plus the Cammaraderie of 24 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:51.799 doing shows with other people must have been like fun, Right, Oh, 25 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:53.359 yeah, way better than doing it by yourself. But I mean, I'm 26 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:57.040 there must have been opportunities and shows where like well, fuck it, we 27 00:01:57.200 --> 00:02:00.319 gotta get this show and I'm the only motherfucker next to it. So well, 28 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:06.430 well, I'm going. Oh, Dude, m future guests. I've 29 00:02:06.629 --> 00:02:09.550 been reaching out to my buddy in Brazil who used to do this stuff, 30 00:02:10.030 --> 00:02:14.469 and he's totally down for the podcast. So, yeah, I was gonna 31 00:02:14.509 --> 00:02:19.860 only the only drawback he can't do Saturdays. He can do Sundays, but 32 00:02:19.979 --> 00:02:24.539 it's after three pst because he said he's four hours ahead of me. Yeah, 33 00:02:24.580 --> 00:02:29.460 cool, so I'm down with Sunday too. Okay, I got because 34 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:31.370 I wanted to run that by you. Yeah, right, that actually reminds 35 00:02:31.409 --> 00:02:38.849 me. I got another guy, stand up comic from Australia, from Australia, 36 00:02:39.169 --> 00:02:44.840 that wants to fuck yeah, like possibly explore the opportunity of being like 37 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:49.719 a recurring correspondent, that kind of thing. Maybe Bush it, maybe Brazil 38 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:52.199 could do the same bit, because I like it. If somebody's got a 39 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:57.680 Mike and is willing to be on a podcast once and they're good, why 40 00:02:57.759 --> 00:03:00.990 not fucking build them into a show, you know what I mean, especially 41 00:03:00.030 --> 00:03:05.110 if they're international, especially if they're fucking international and not us, like not 42 00:03:05.509 --> 00:03:07.710 what's going on in Brazil? What's going on in Australia? Yeah, be 43 00:03:07.830 --> 00:03:10.069 awesome, Dude. And then, and then, so I reached out to 44 00:03:10.110 --> 00:03:15.340 him more so than the American guys. Fuck yeah, and also a different 45 00:03:15.340 --> 00:03:16.580 voice, like a female. Somehow, some way, we'll get a female 46 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:21.460 voice. So we'll get international voices and female voices, and I think that'll 47 00:03:21.460 --> 00:03:24.580 be but your side, I don't know any female so Gary, Gary, 48 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:43.199 Gary, Jimmy Kimmel? No, so the fuckers name Saturday night live guy 49 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:50.199 is late night show? You mean currently? Yeah, it's not. Jimmy 50 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.599 Kimmel. It's the other guy. You mean he's got his own talk show? 51 00:03:53.759 --> 00:04:00.710 Yeah, Seth Myers, no, you need Allen. Yeah, that 52 00:04:00.909 --> 00:04:04.590 Fucker Guy. What about them? He's stold Dana Carve. He's bit last 53 00:04:04.629 --> 00:04:11.419 night after Daya Carvey did the bit on his show with him and Mike Myers. 54 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:16.100 Last night he had a bit where he had the band going and he 55 00:04:16.180 --> 00:04:20.779 said I'm an old time or something something, not a prospector's something slightly different, 56 00:04:21.060 --> 00:04:26.250 and his punch line was like come and get it, and like that's 57 00:04:26.290 --> 00:04:30.490 exactly the fucking same was to just stole from Dana Carvey. You asked, 58 00:04:30.569 --> 00:04:33.970 fucking Weirdo. Maybe Dana said, Oh, you can have it. He 59 00:04:34.089 --> 00:04:40.000 had to have I don't think Danny gives a shit. I don't either. 60 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.959 I mean, although, wait a minute, he hasn't done a podcast for 61 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:46.560 about a week and a half now, right, because he doesn't give a 62 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:56.350 shit. Exactly, because didn't give a shit. Mare, mare that little 63 00:04:56.430 --> 00:05:00.470 fucking for the last two days. My back and sides of just it's almost 64 00:05:00.509 --> 00:05:03.949 like I pulled something. You know, when you you fucking move in, 65 00:05:04.029 --> 00:05:12.220 you're like how fuck? Maybe it's a Duma. Oh, I'm pretty sure 66 00:05:12.220 --> 00:05:15.740 I got cancer all over my body. It's just it's just eating me away. 67 00:05:16.060 --> 00:05:21.850 I got eights all over, fucking teeth, jaw, nack. It's 68 00:05:21.889 --> 00:05:30.649 fucking eat me alive and I don't care. I don't care. I want 69 00:05:30.649 --> 00:05:33.209 to go out naturally. If I'm going to go out on cancer, I 70 00:05:33.329 --> 00:05:40.639 guess I'm going out on cancer as not natural. Well, natural in the 71 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:45.560 fact that I got it. I don't wear fucking game like. But yeah, 72 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:48.160 if I catch something that's caused by society, I'm definitely going to have 73 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:51.870 society try to fix whatever it gave me. If I just catch something that 74 00:05:51.949 --> 00:05:56.990 I fuck fucked up, like, I don't know, got sunburning, got 75 00:05:57.110 --> 00:06:00.069 cancer, got skin cancer because I laid in the sun too long, well, 76 00:06:00.110 --> 00:06:04.100 I can't blame society on that. Oh Man. Now, if it's 77 00:06:04.180 --> 00:06:10.259 some fum like talcum power cancer or some weird shit like that, yeah, 78 00:06:10.339 --> 00:06:19.970 I'm suon somebody's motherfucking ask soon the ASS. Yeah, if I had optimism 79 00:06:20.009 --> 00:06:24.209 of wanting to live longer, yeah, I'd fully be on it, but 80 00:06:25.009 --> 00:06:30.370 I don't. I don't have any issues. I feel fine. Oh Dude. 81 00:06:30.410 --> 00:06:33.279 Yeah, that's why I was laughing when you talking about like I'm old 82 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:36.360 or whatever, because I get it in the context of going to a concert, 83 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:39.639 because going to a concerts fucking work. You got stay up late, 84 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:43.560 you gotta like maybe after Party or definitely going to fuck your diet up a 85 00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:46.800 little bit, right. You might have an extra drink or a drink or 86 00:06:46.230 --> 00:06:50.310 smoke a little more something. You just definitely fucking up your schedule right just 87 00:06:50.389 --> 00:06:54.550 to go see a band. I wasn't talking about that. What I was 88 00:06:54.589 --> 00:06:57.550 talking about was in the store the other day in the middle of nowhere. 89 00:06:59.110 --> 00:07:02.660 Was it like a hamburger joint, that type of place, and ladies all 90 00:07:02.740 --> 00:07:05.740 fluster trying to get orders back and forth, and she was like an old 91 00:07:05.860 --> 00:07:11.819 maple kind of lady right, like an apron and a fucking little hair piece, 92 00:07:11.939 --> 00:07:15.459 and there's two teenagers working there. They're just fine. She just like 93 00:07:15.769 --> 00:07:19.170 trying to figure out how to run the reds there. She just straight up 94 00:07:19.250 --> 00:07:26.569 said, I'm well, I'm fifty one years old, like I'm supposed to 95 00:07:26.569 --> 00:07:30.519 give her a break, like fifty one, that's my age. I'm like 96 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:34.160 this, I'm older than you and like I just fucking freak down, Mike. 97 00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:38.240 I feel like those kids right there, and you are like an old 98 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:42.720 ass lady and I'm like Whoa like? This is why I don't play tender 99 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:45.470 anymore, dude, because I got like fifty one year old ladies that look 100 00:07:45.509 --> 00:07:47.629 like old ass mabel that keep going like like, like I'm out. Yeah, 101 00:07:47.670 --> 00:07:51.230 I bet you like my fucking like Dick. You want some of these 102 00:07:51.310 --> 00:07:55.829 days, you want some of these sweat here. Want some of this clean 103 00:07:55.949 --> 00:08:00.379 Dick. It's old, fucking shriveled up fucking Dick. Damn. Yeah, 104 00:08:00.579 --> 00:08:03.379 I get it. I get it. I still got my youth on my 105 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:09.139 look, but now I definitely don't feel like I'm I'm definitely not at my 106 00:08:09.660 --> 00:08:15.449 my, my good, my good energy. Yeah, comes and goes. 107 00:08:15.529 --> 00:08:18.050 It'll come back. Some will be here. You can go outside more. 108 00:08:18.490 --> 00:08:22.810 All that right. Well, been Nice. I've been going out trying to 109 00:08:24.170 --> 00:08:26.399 effort. Today I was so fucking windy that you just go outside and you're 110 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:35.399 like fuck this and now back to the wall.