During the Challenger disaster, I was up in a tree ...

WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.919 --> 00:00:09.070 Well, come back to daily emotions. I'm johnny emotions. Thanks for listening, 2 00:00:10.310 --> 00:00:14.070 if you were listening yesterday. So yeah, that was a cat outside, 3 00:00:14.830 --> 00:00:19.829 a much bigger cat than the normal stray cat. This thing was huge. 4 00:00:20.190 --> 00:00:23.739 It was the size of almost of a small pit bull. That's where 5 00:00:23.739 --> 00:00:26.019 I thought it was, because there's a straight pit bull that runs around, 6 00:00:26.019 --> 00:00:30.379 kind of a cute little dark gray, smoky gray looking thing, maybe a 7 00:00:30.460 --> 00:00:34.060 mini pit you know that size. But a cat to be almost the size 8 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:37.490 of a mini bits pretty big fucking cat and look like Chewbacca, super hairy 9 00:00:37.530 --> 00:00:42.810 and crazy looking. And then I went back about two minutes after that and 10 00:00:43.090 --> 00:00:47.170 there's like three snails there where the cat was. I don't know, cat 11 00:00:47.329 --> 00:00:52.079 was a demon or some spirit and just turned into snails or what happened? 12 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:57.840 Anyway. So welcome back, and it Saturday. Pretty decent day. I 13 00:00:57.880 --> 00:01:00.920 just kind of laid low. There's like a windstorm sweeping through Oklahoma, so 14 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:07.310 it's kind of gnarly outside, pretty nice inside. Watched a little bit of 15 00:01:07.430 --> 00:01:11.909 Netflix. Oh here, remember that movie I was talking about, not carts 16 00:01:11.950 --> 00:01:18.549 of darkness, come as you are where. I said it was actors who 17 00:01:18.579 --> 00:01:23.420 actually had the disabilities that they were portraying in the movie because that's what I 18 00:01:23.459 --> 00:01:26.260 had heard and that's what I watched it like. I don't like watch a 19 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:30.140 movie in like Wiki Pedia and Shit while I'm watching the movie, so I 20 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:33.010 don't I don't care. I just take it someone's word for it and to 21 00:01:33.049 --> 00:01:38.290 watch it. But anyway, now apparently those were all three actors pretending they 22 00:01:38.329 --> 00:01:42.290 had disabilities. I mean the characters in the movie had disabilities, but they 23 00:01:42.329 --> 00:01:48.120 were all actors and the disabilities were made up. So that's kind of bullshit. 24 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:52.359 I like the story much better when I actually thought they hired disabe disabled 25 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:57.040 actors to play the roles of disabled characters. They did not. I was 26 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:01.750 wrong. I apologize and I'm sorry. You know told me that g shock, 27 00:02:02.829 --> 00:02:09.509 he watched it after he got done jerking off to his whatever when he 28 00:02:09.629 --> 00:02:15.740 was doing but oh, okay, speaking of Netflix and jerking off in a 29 00:02:15.740 --> 00:02:23.259 roundabout way. So I was watching that Challenger series pretty good right, and 30 00:02:23.419 --> 00:02:29.180 it makes you wonder like wow, where were you when the Challenger disaster happened? 31 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:36.530 I remember exactly where I was. I was a horny little kid and 32 00:02:36.650 --> 00:02:43.490 I remember distinctly that we were going to watch the challenger in our class that 33 00:02:43.610 --> 00:02:46.960 day. Can't remember how old I was. I felt like I don't know. 34 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:53.319 I remember I mm was had a orgasm when I was like ten or 35 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:59.150 eleven. So I was pretty much in their masturbating since then on. And 36 00:03:00.669 --> 00:03:05.270 Guy Wren say it was like sixth grade Middle School, somewhere like that, 37 00:03:06.629 --> 00:03:12.030 lower middle school. Anyway, I was young and challenge of thing came on, 38 00:03:13.099 --> 00:03:16.259 like hmm, can I go to the bathroom? So I asked to 39 00:03:16.300 --> 00:03:23.060 go to the bathroom. While I knew everybody's attention was focused on the challenger 40 00:03:23.219 --> 00:03:29.729 thing. I went to the bathroom and like, nope, this isn't private 41 00:03:29.810 --> 00:03:31.530 enough, this isn't a good enough place. God Damn it, too many 42 00:03:31.530 --> 00:03:35.569 people walk in this. So I kind of walked around, went behind some 43 00:03:37.050 --> 00:03:40.599 the dumpster back by the cafeteria. No, I don't know how long it's 44 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:44.080 going to take. Him might take a minute, but I know I got 45 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:47.000 I'm fucking horny little kids. Some want walking around a school hallways. This 46 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:53.919 little kid like wonder, like we're gonna go fucking jerk off, and so 47 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:58.270 I would like. I like climbing trees right. Well, the school had 48 00:03:58.310 --> 00:04:00.590 a whole bunch of like kind of old growth not old, super old growth, 49 00:04:00.669 --> 00:04:05.270 but definitely like forty or fifty year old pine trees around it all over 50 00:04:05.349 --> 00:04:10.340 it, almost like a small force protecting it from the nearby road. So 51 00:04:10.460 --> 00:04:13.659 I found one. However, the trees, the trunk of the tree is 52 00:04:13.699 --> 00:04:15.860 right down there in the dirt near one of the classrooms, at the end 53 00:04:15.899 --> 00:04:20.379 of a wing. Well, there's one of those kind of trees that happen 54 00:04:20.420 --> 00:04:24.529 to have low enough branches to where you can get a good handle, hold 55 00:04:24.569 --> 00:04:29.529 up and just live yourself up. I got a hold of that class shit 56 00:04:30.250 --> 00:04:32.649 two stories, at least two stories up that tree. So two twenty five 57 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:39.240 feet in the tree and it was still nice bushy tree full of pine needles 58 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:44.120 and sap. I remember sap on my hands all over, like fuck, 59 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:46.399 how it's going to work? That's how my mind thought as a kid, 60 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:53.870 to fuck anyway. So yeah, I've found under the cover of the foliage 61 00:04:53.910 --> 00:04:58.949 of the tree, the foliage. I was up there while the shuttle was 62 00:04:59.029 --> 00:05:02.709 on the TV downstairs and all the kids were in the classrooms watching it explode. 63 00:05:03.509 --> 00:05:09.740 I was up in the tree doing my own thing, bigs, spanking 64 00:05:09.779 --> 00:05:12.819 my monkey like a monkey in a tree, just playing with this thing. 65 00:05:13.620 --> 00:05:15.100 My God, that was weird. I didn't even think about that until the 66 00:05:15.139 --> 00:05:18.779 fucking Netflix thing about the challenger came on. I'm like, Oh yeah, 67 00:05:18.939 --> 00:05:21.449 remember that was on the TV in my come on, I'll come on. 68 00:05:21.490 --> 00:05:26.730 Don't remember actually seeing it explode in real time. I wasn't in the classroom. 69 00:05:27.370 --> 00:05:32.370 Was Open a tree jerking off. fucking a that's what you do at 70 00:05:32.449 --> 00:05:38.079 that age. I guess I did all kinds of weird shit when I was 71 00:05:38.120 --> 00:05:40.319 a kid. In fact, I have a whole list here. I just 72 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:44.240 had called it my high jinks list, my list of high jinks. Just 73 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:47.160 gonna like that word. Yeah, I'll share some more of them with you 74 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:51.470 later here. Let we'll read some from the list of titles. Johnny m 75 00:05:51.910 --> 00:05:57.189 took too much acid. War Zone, the nuclear bomb and helicopter incident. 76 00:05:57.750 --> 00:06:00.509 Monkey spanking in the tree. That was that one. Just now I to 77 00:06:00.910 --> 00:06:03.980 talk to you about. What the fuck is new gangridge doing here? That's 78 00:06:04.019 --> 00:06:12.100 another title. MMM, exploding train cars meet the fosters car rolls into a 79 00:06:12.220 --> 00:06:16.180 ditch on the way to the mineshaft. skippy can't stop a grab and run 80 00:06:16.220 --> 00:06:24.129 at eleven. Lost my virginity during the love vote. Mooning the kids at 81 00:06:24.170 --> 00:06:30.610 Christian Daycare, mooning causes car crash at high school and trance crashing. Chris 82 00:06:30.769 --> 00:06:34.879 is uncle's car crashing. Steve's green beast didn't just versus skaters. Oh, 83 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:38.600 here's the cool story. Okay, I'll share one of these hijaks. I 84 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:44.959 was watching a pretty cool documentary. Like I'm generation x and kind of proud 85 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:46.629 of it. There's a lot of cool stuff that we invented and we started 86 00:06:46.709 --> 00:06:51.829 in the days just before computers. Invented computers and learned to Code and everything, 87 00:06:51.910 --> 00:06:56.189 and now we are fully versed in computers. So I've always thought it 88 00:06:56.269 --> 00:07:00.389 was cool to be generation x. That said, that's my perspective for why 89 00:07:00.389 --> 00:07:04.899 I like this documentary so much. I saw one today called Bones Brigade and 90 00:07:05.019 --> 00:07:11.139 autobiography. So it was a really wellmade documentary. It's looks like it was 91 00:07:11.220 --> 00:07:14.660 recently made, in the past couple of years, but they had access to 92 00:07:14.740 --> 00:07:18.370 all the old school footage of the original skate team, the bones brigade. 93 00:07:19.370 --> 00:07:26.850 So Tony Hawk, Tommy Guerrero, l once mountain, Rodney Mullin and missing 94 00:07:26.930 --> 00:07:29.889 one or two. But anyway, if you're into skate culture at all, 95 00:07:29.930 --> 00:07:33.199 you know those names and it was amazing and it was really cool stacy parral 96 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:36.439 to. Obviously it was about pal per alta and the bones brigade and, 97 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:43.360 for those who don't know skateboards, the skateboard company Powell per Alta made skate 98 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:46.829 decks and their wheels, one of their brands of wheels were called bones. 99 00:07:46.389 --> 00:07:49.589 So the skate team is called Bones Brigade. That's why they got the name. 100 00:07:49.629 --> 00:07:55.589 Autobiography and really cool. I mean I dug it a lot. was 101 00:07:55.629 --> 00:07:58.660 like two hours long, but it didn't seem like it didn't seem that long. 102 00:07:58.779 --> 00:08:01.620 It seemed almost like the movie flipped on itself sometimes when you think you 103 00:08:01.740 --> 00:08:03.980 covered something and then it goes back twenty minutes later and kind of covers the 104 00:08:05.019 --> 00:08:09.740 same thing again. The interviews were all really, really interesting, well shot 105 00:08:09.860 --> 00:08:13.649 in a nice set, good lights, good video, good sound, all 106 00:08:13.689 --> 00:08:20.449 that stuff. So highly recommend bones brigade and autobiography. That brings me to 107 00:08:20.810 --> 00:08:26.089 the weird ass story I have. When we were skaters back in the day. 108 00:08:26.129 --> 00:08:28.959 So when we were in high school we were like little skate punkers, 109 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:33.480 skate thrashers, skate rockers, whatever you call it, depending on the month 110 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.759 of the season. We would grow our hair or cut it and change the 111 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:41.399 music. But we were always skateboarding. Now this was the time of like 112 00:08:41.549 --> 00:08:45.669 fast times at Ridgemont high and we were stoned all the time anyway, a 113 00:08:46.070 --> 00:08:50.309 lot of times on acid, sometimes drunk or whatever, not usually mostly stoned 114 00:08:50.350 --> 00:08:56.659 and sometimes acid. Those are two main things. So we we went up 115 00:08:56.700 --> 00:09:01.139 to the darkened high school. Like back in the day, the high schools 116 00:09:01.179 --> 00:09:03.779 were not chained off, they were not caged in. There was no fences 117 00:09:03.820 --> 00:09:07.820 in high schools. There was just a school and maybe a gate for the 118 00:09:07.899 --> 00:09:09.690 car so that nobody can park in the parking lot on the weekends. But 119 00:09:09.730 --> 00:09:13.889 aside from that, if you're on a bicycle or walking or skateboarding, you 120 00:09:15.049 --> 00:09:18.409 just go right into the quad walk all around the hallways at night time, 121 00:09:18.450 --> 00:09:20.970 because most of the hallways at this school were open and just covered by kind 122 00:09:22.009 --> 00:09:26.919 of overhangs, like awning type things. Well, one day me and my 123 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:31.759 buddies get up there. We're skating all around, getting in the middle of 124 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:35.399 the quad, in the middle of the school campus. There's just like an 125 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:39.110 open area and all around us where you know, you can see the kind 126 00:09:39.149 --> 00:09:46.429 of moonlight against the rooftops, we're smoking some weed. We started to see 127 00:09:46.549 --> 00:09:50.149 fucking silhouettes of people on the roof. Well, like, you got to 128 00:09:50.149 --> 00:09:52.820 be Goddamn kiddy. What the fuck is that? We are to confirm with 129 00:09:52.899 --> 00:09:58.620 each other that we were seeing was actual, not hallucination? Well, not 130 00:09:58.620 --> 00:10:03.460 a hallucination, it was real. So we could come on, because we're 131 00:10:03.460 --> 00:10:05.539 a fucking bold and like full of Piss and vinegar anyway. So we wanted 132 00:10:05.580 --> 00:10:09.809 to kick anything's ASS that, I guess scared UST or was unsure of or 133 00:10:09.850 --> 00:10:15.090 whatever is. So we just hopped down skateboard and started skating toward those shadowy 134 00:10:15.210 --> 00:10:18.889 figures on the rooftops, on the awnings and above the hallways. So we 135 00:10:18.970 --> 00:10:24.320 got up to there and then they start running like quietly, like literally Ninja's. 136 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:30.519 There were Ninja's on the fucking roof of our high school in Ninja costumes, 137 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:35.950 like the full get up black hoods. And the one point one of 138 00:10:37.029 --> 00:10:41.110 them jumps off the roof and tries to pretend he knows martial arts. Well, 139 00:10:41.190 --> 00:10:43.990 like three of US skaters actually knew martial arts, so we weren't having 140 00:10:43.990 --> 00:10:48.669 any that shit. We're like just a fucking mess. And then the couple 141 00:10:48.710 --> 00:10:52.259 of the other guys droped down and just as soon as we're going about to 142 00:10:52.259 --> 00:10:54.820 beat this guy's ass, not even with martial arts. We've been just got 143 00:10:54.899 --> 00:10:58.659 fucking macing with our skateboards, like being dorks. But we're from pulls off 144 00:10:58.779 --> 00:11:03.779 his hood and it's just some dumb, Dorky punk from school, like like 145 00:11:03.940 --> 00:11:07.850 we were skateboarders. Well, they were like cosplay Ninja's. That was their 146 00:11:07.970 --> 00:11:11.490 fun. They would just dress up like Ninja's on the weekend and go fucking 147 00:11:11.570 --> 00:11:18.409 hang out at's at the school and Throw Ninja Stars and pretend they knew martial 148 00:11:18.490 --> 00:11:24.720 arts moves and we were the skaters that they encountered. So Super Bizarre, 149 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.120 Manna. I'm not to say it's just a weird as story. If you 150 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:31.919 have any weird stories you like to share, I would like to hear them 151 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.950 too, because, man, if I have stories like that, you must 152 00:11:33.950 --> 00:11:39.269 have stories like that. Nobody just has a normal life, but if you 153 00:11:39.389 --> 00:11:43.350 frame it right, it seems exciting. Ninja's on the roof of a high 154 00:11:43.350 --> 00:11:50.379 school, cool and whole. Holly Moley. You should hear some of the 155 00:11:50.460 --> 00:11:56.059 other stories that happened up there in Sacramento USA back in the late S. 156 00:11:56.700 --> 00:12:03.330 Goddamn, it was crazy times just before they invented AIDS. So when you 157 00:12:03.450 --> 00:12:07.409 got the pandemic now and people are like, oh, we can't go outside 158 00:12:07.409 --> 00:12:11.090 and hang out in groups, will back in the s we couldn't fuck because 159 00:12:11.129 --> 00:12:15.490 we are used to fucking. Just before that we had heard. As kids, 160 00:12:15.529 --> 00:12:18.639 we had heard of like sexual transmitted diseases and my mom was a nurse, 161 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:24.279 so for sure she had like a whole semester on VD venarial diseases. 162 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.159 So I'd heard of all of them and my God damn, that's gross. 163 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.389 I don't want to get into of that Shit. Anyway, we were kids 164 00:12:31.429 --> 00:12:33.190 and we still fucked a lot. And then came aid's and there's like what, 165 00:12:33.950 --> 00:12:39.750 you can die from fucking? No Way, and you know we did. 166 00:12:39.590 --> 00:12:43.779 We cap fucking. So when I see kids today out there and not 167 00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:48.259 wearing masks, I disagree with it. Yeah, I think it's selfish, 168 00:12:48.820 --> 00:12:54.899 it's killing people, but I also remember very vividly when we were kids and 169 00:12:56.659 --> 00:13:00.529 there's a sexually transmitted disease that was deadly, especially back then, there was 170 00:13:00.690 --> 00:13:03.649 no, absolutely no care for it. If you got HIV, it would 171 00:13:03.649 --> 00:13:07.889 turn to AIDS pretty quickly and you'd pretty quickly die, and we didn't care. 172 00:13:09.490 --> 00:13:13.679 The thing we wanted to do over road our desire to stay alive. 173 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:18.759 We would rather fucking die than not fuck live, and I think that's the 174 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:20.919 way a lot of people get in the pandemic. They would just rather live 175 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:24.759 the way they want to live and say, fuck it, I'd rather die 176 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:31.750 just doing this then, you know, live my life continually, perpetually with 177 00:13:31.909 --> 00:13:35.350 a mask or with whatever. I don't know what they're thinking, honestly, 178 00:13:35.470 --> 00:13:37.710 but I think it's something like that. I heard somebody make a good point 179 00:13:37.710 --> 00:13:41.179 on, I don't know, the news. It might have been bidens, 180 00:13:41.259 --> 00:13:48.980 like transition, covid response person, whoever it is, some lady was she 181 00:13:50.059 --> 00:13:52.779 made a good point. Part of the wearing a mask is like a marketing 182 00:13:52.899 --> 00:13:58.450 strategy. Trump sucks it things like this. Plus he's a pussy like when 183 00:13:58.649 --> 00:14:01.250 if he gets any hint or any with that his crowd doesn't want mass he'll, 184 00:14:01.490 --> 00:14:03.690 oh, okay, no, you know, just backs off. So 185 00:14:05.049 --> 00:14:09.049 anyway, because he loves making up them brands, you know, steal the 186 00:14:09.049 --> 00:14:13.200 vote or stop to steal, or he's fucking he loves making up slogans and 187 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:18.360 this case it won't help him. But for whatever reason he doesn't want to 188 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:24.240 make a brand or a slogan for wearing masks. Anyhow, the lady from 189 00:14:24.429 --> 00:14:28.309 Biden's team does want to position it in a much more effective way, and 190 00:14:28.789 --> 00:14:33.190 what she had said was I think she's talking to a newscaster and she goes, 191 00:14:33.230 --> 00:14:37.110 I don't know why these people don't wear masks. It's just basic sanitation, 192 00:14:37.309 --> 00:14:41.419 like using toilet paper. Who doesn't use toilet paper? Nailed it. 193 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:48.019 I think it's a valid way to present wearing a mask and also decency. 194 00:14:48.340 --> 00:14:52.850 We have to wear pants, we have to wear tops, women do anyway. 195 00:14:54.649 --> 00:14:58.409 I wouldn't muchure to see people run it around with their TITTI's out and 196 00:14:58.570 --> 00:15:03.769 a mask on, or even their bottoms off in their Dick and balls and 197 00:15:03.889 --> 00:15:07.799 whatever all hanging out and still wear a mask. You know, I am 198 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:13.480 not offended by the sexual organs at all. I am offended if some fucking 199 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:16.159 deadly germs come out of your face holes, though. So anyway, there's 200 00:15:16.159 --> 00:15:20.200 a couple of ways we can get people to wear masks. We can both 201 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:22.950 convince them that if you don't wear a mask, it's like you don't wipe 202 00:15:22.950 --> 00:15:26.590 your ass, you don't even use toilet paper probably, and conversely, we 203 00:15:26.669 --> 00:15:35.220 can get them to wear masks by including it in existing decency laws. Cover 204 00:15:35.379 --> 00:15:39.019 your fucking face holes. We don't want to see that. It's like your 205 00:15:39.100 --> 00:15:46.059 Butt Hole, all right, but enough about me. So tomorrow I should 206 00:15:46.059 --> 00:15:50.169 have a guest on. I won't say the person's name case they flake. 207 00:15:50.409 --> 00:15:54.370 MMM, if they don't show up, we'll probably a GEZ shock around. 208 00:15:54.490 --> 00:15:58.090 Cool, all right, I'm going to get out of here. Doing a 209 00:15:58.169 --> 00:16:02.970 podcast today. I'm working it. I hope you are too, and thanks 210 00:16:03.009 --> 00:16:06.320 for being here. I like talking to you and it's great to be heard. 211 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.559 And now back to the wall.